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05-04-2020, 02:36 PM #1151
True story from yesterday....Out cutting the front lawn, Mrs. Seano in back reorganizing the tool shed. My cell rings, I shut the mower off and the caller ID says its from the Mrs. I answer, and she's SCREAMING "There's a snake in the shed! Snake in the shed! AHHHHHHHH!" I walk to the back, and she's standing outside the shed having full blown panic attack. I tell her to calm down, unless it's rattling it's fine. Grab a stick to go get it out and release it, and as I'm going in she says, I shit you not, "Snakes have legs, right?" I look at her like she has three heads, go in the shed, and it's a fucking lizard......I walk back out, tell her to leave it alone, and go back to mowing. One of the smartest women I've ever met, but J.H.C........
What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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05-04-2020, 02:41 PM #1152Registered User
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05-04-2020, 03:11 PM #1153
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05-04-2020, 05:57 PM #1154Registered User
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05-05-2020, 04:03 AM #1155
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05-05-2020, 05:21 AM #1156Registered User
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05-05-2020, 10:21 AM #1157
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05-09-2020, 09:17 AM #1158
i kinda git that both my better 1/2 and her fellow running addict pediatrician friend who both live under 2 miles from the lcc mouth
only wanna run 14 today
and are both gonna drive separate cars to the quarry tail and run that 14
but I don't
and if my car wasn't in the shop I wouldn't care as much"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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05-09-2020, 12:27 PM #1159Funky But Chic
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05-10-2020, 06:21 AM #1160
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05-10-2020, 07:38 AM #1161
I was a bit grumpy yesterday, from a previous nights lack of sleep (insomnia). All Saturday my wife is pointing out little things that need to be done around the casa. Finally told her to fix shit herself, as I wasn't in the mood. All went quiet for awhile.
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05-10-2020, 11:24 PM #1162
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05-10-2020, 11:52 PM #1163
so, was the couch any help for your insomnia?
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05-11-2020, 09:24 AM #1164
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05-11-2020, 09:33 AM #1165Good-lookin' wool
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Is it too much to ask that the Brita doesn’t get refilled with hot water?
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05-11-2020, 09:47 AM #1166
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05-11-2020, 09:48 AM #1167
This thread is GOLD, Jerry. GOLD.
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05-11-2020, 11:01 AM #1168
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05-11-2020, 11:03 AM #1169
The molecules’n’shit in the hot water expand making the filter work better?
?!? I got nuthin
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05-11-2020, 12:09 PM #1170Good-lookin' wool
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I mean I guess it was an oversight but I cant be sure with this lady. If so, arent there more than a few signs that you are dumping hot water in the brita?
When I took exception, I got the "do I have to remember everything around here" face so I left it alone.
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05-11-2020, 12:18 PM #1171
Hey man at least she filled it.
My wife drinks a case of la croix every day or two, sometimes I go to grab one and there’s an empty box inside the fridge.
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05-11-2020, 12:23 PM #1172User
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My wife drinks matcha tea. Occasionally. So of course she orders a big bag of it and sticks it in the back of the refrigerator. The stuff is ground as finely as dust. She's never been one to reverse any action, e.g.; closing a gate, putting the lid back on anything, or closing a two pound bag of matcha tea. A while back I knocked it over and it went everywhere. I cleaned it to the best of current state of anger allowed. Fast forward to Friday when she is deep cleaning the kitchen and this entire thing becomes my fault. This turned into me gas-lighting her apparently.
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05-11-2020, 01:31 PM #1173
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05-11-2020, 02:17 PM #1174
I'm 3 years in, you gave me hope.
Ms Boissal is physically incapable of throwing stuff out of the fridge. We have some long running bacterial cultures in the back that I keep hoping she'll eventually deal with after I pointed them out a few times. Instead she builds little walls of stuff in front of them so they're out of sight.
He favorite thing is to leave a speck of something in a jar so it doesn't have to be thrown away. As in a small spoonful of yogurt, a smear of jam, or my latest favorite, 1 slice of pickled jalapeno in a quart jar. It's been there for a month and I will not eat it on principle (even though I really want to).
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05-11-2020, 02:19 PM #1175Banned
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