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08-05-2021, 07:13 AM #3426"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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08-05-2021, 07:59 AM #3427
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08-05-2021, 12:04 PM #3428
I happened upon a very interesting Danish film last night that would seem to agree with Mr. Palmer.
https://kanopy.com/video/horrible-woman
Would make a good double bill with Neil LaBute's The Shape of Things
Face it, we're just putty in their hands.
If we're lucky.
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08-05-2021, 12:49 PM #3429
I feel like 21 nuts a month results in a few things.
1. Pregnancies
2. Abortions
3. Porn addictions
4. Partner with hotdog hallway syndrome
4. Massive chaffing
5. Popeye forearm
6. Blisters
7. Being labeled a pervert
And
8. Reduced prostate cancer.
Worth it
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08-05-2021, 04:00 PM #3430
Forget the prostrate
I can get Popeye forearms?
Excuse me while I nut. . .
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08-05-2021, 04:50 PM #3431
You can also go blind so whack lightly.
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08-05-2021, 05:14 PM #3432
I have to admit that the hairy palms feel pretty sweet at this point in life….
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08-05-2021, 05:32 PM #3433
Maybe I can use my HSA money to buy one of those blowjob machines and claim it as a cancer preventative device.
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08-05-2021, 05:50 PM #3434
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08-05-2021, 07:47 PM #3435
I had to look that up. Urban Dict.
“The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”
- Winston Churchill, paraphrased.
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08-05-2021, 08:38 PM #3436Registered User
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08-05-2021, 10:39 PM #3437
I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
So I was one of those husbands / boyfriends who would open the fridge staring right at something and couldn’t find it. Got divorced and now it never happens. Ask me why? I think you might know. Let’s just say I was the organized one in the relationship. It’s a hell of a lot easier to find the butter when it’s in the exact designated slot in the fridge specifically for the butter. :-)
Obviously we have plenty of our own dumb shit, but that one just dawned upon me.I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.
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08-05-2021, 10:50 PM #3438
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08-05-2021, 10:52 PM #3439
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08-05-2021, 10:58 PM #3440
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08-07-2021, 06:48 PM #3441“The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”
- Winston Churchill, paraphrased.
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08-09-2021, 08:19 AM #3442
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08-09-2021, 10:24 AM #3443
What kind of monster keeps butter in the fridge?
You are definitely on to something. Yeah I can't find the ketchup because it's never where it's supposed to be - aka hanging out with all the other 'main' condiments. Where I put it back every. goddamn. time. If we ever move I'm getting his/her fridges.
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08-09-2021, 11:13 AM #3444Registered User
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08-09-2021, 11:23 AM #3445
We do both. Box in the fridge but one stick in a container on the counter for easy spreading. Only been running that setup for a few years and can't believe we didn't start it sooner!
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08-09-2021, 11:25 AM #3446Banned
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You do realize that sex does not "stetch out" the vagina, right? And saying so is basically telling women to withhold sex to maintain their value?
Imagine women saying gross, dude has fucked so many women his dick has been squished too many times and is now too small. What a gross slutty man.
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08-09-2021, 11:36 AM #3447
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08-09-2021, 11:38 AM #3448yelgatgab
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08-09-2021, 01:10 PM #3449
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08-09-2021, 01:23 PM #3450
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