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11-10-2022, 07:56 PM #4876I drink it up
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We use a can opener in our kitchen maybe a few times a year around the holidays. Is it a generational thing….?
focus.
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11-10-2022, 08:00 PM #4877
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11-10-2022, 08:36 PM #4880Registered User
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I’ve always had what I thought was an irrational fear of dropping my keys down a storm drain. I will not take keys out of my pocket anywhere near a drain and I pay attention when I park to avoid having to be near one. My wife thinks I’m nuts, although there are more reasons for that than my drainophibia. Guess that fear isn’t so irrational.
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11-10-2022, 08:54 PM #4881
When I proposed to my wife she nearly smacked the ring out of my hand right next to a storm drain.
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11-10-2022, 09:35 PM #4882
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11-10-2022, 11:21 PM #4884
When I proposed to Ms Boissal we were on top of Bloody Mtn in the Sierras. She knew it was coming but still got all flustered, there was some trembling of the hand as I tried to put the ring on her finger, and I dropped it. In the talus that makes up the top of the peak. I was standing there barefoot (spring day, super hot slog to get up there, had to get out of the ski boots) and stupidly tried to catch the ring on top of my foot. I missed (obviously) but perfectly nailed a rock (obviously) and cracked my big toe nail straight down the middle all the way to the cuticle.
It took us a couple of panicked minutes to find it. Once it was secure on her finger Ms Boissal expressed annoyance at the fact that her future husband is clumsy as fuck (true) and dumb enough to kick rocks barefoot before skiing/hiking 5000' back to the car (also true).
Edit: yes, should have gone down on one knee to propose. I was trying to avoid kneeling down in talus which would have been a lot less painful in the end..."Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise
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11-10-2022, 11:50 PM #4885
It’s ‘the Sierra’, sir.
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11-11-2022, 12:05 AM #4886
Its the Sierra Nevada, i think you'll find.
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11-11-2022, 02:29 AM #4887
I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
Sierras are mountains. Sierra is a girl. ‘The’ Sierra is that one girl who everybody here knows. Yeah- that girl.
Married. Kids. Grand Cherokee. Kinda like a soccer mom. Hasn’t worked a day in her life. Is on anti-depressants. Seems like she could use a drink, but never drinks. And can’t cook worth a damn.
The husband is pissed off, too. He doesn’t actually love his wife and all. And, Jesus Hercules Christ.
What’s his name? Jackson?
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11-11-2022, 06:51 AM #4888
Sierra was also the name of an adult model/actress. So for me, the soccer mom named Sierra has a dirty little secret.
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11-11-2022, 08:28 AM #4890Registered User
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It usually isnt a problem. You can usually just literally lift the grate off and fish out anything from the sump at the bottom with a coat hanger or something. My wife's issue (excuse me, i mean my issue) was that it was pissing rain and the storm system was FLOWING and my guess is that her plastic key fob was just floaty enough to keep the keys buoyant long enough to get flushed out the outlet pipe instead of sinking to the bottom immediately.
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11-11-2022, 09:10 AM #4891
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11-11-2022, 09:15 AM #4892You can usually just literally lift the 50 +lb grate that is cemented into place by sediment off if you don't fuck up and lose some fingers or throw out your back
You design em, I have to deal with them.I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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11-11-2022, 10:21 AM #4893Registered User
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The other day my wife dropped off our truck at my work. For some reason she decided to back in at like 8 mph while giving me eye contact. I throw my arms out motioning her to stop, and yell STOP! STOP!!! But she kept going back and looking at me - right into the chainlink fence. I was standing there like WTF!?! The fence has been hit before so the posts are loose and the damage was minimal. But JFC it was like something I'd expect from a teenager.
Normally she is a decent driver, knows how to park and use mirrors. Idk wtf her problem was that night.
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11-11-2022, 10:27 AM #4894Registered User
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First thing she said after overhearing me describe the downstream path in detail to the emergency PW maintenance lady on the phone haha. "why would you put a grate right there?! Why would you make the holes so big?! This is your fault you know!?"
Instead of calmly answering with the factual reasoning for each design decision, i went with "yeah thats a shitty spot for the CB, the holes in the grate ARE awfully big and Im sorry i never stop learning and will take this into account next time".
JHC im getting teamed up on now haha.
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11-11-2022, 11:25 AM #4895
Thanks for the can opener suggestions my guys. Guess what the lady will be fishing out of her stocking on Dec 25! I am sure to get laid!
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11-11-2022, 11:52 AM #4896JHC im getting teamed up on now haha.I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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11-11-2022, 12:00 PM #4897
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11-11-2022, 12:19 PM #4898
Dishwasher Unorganized - the Cascading decline of the American marriage.
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