Results 1,101 to 1,125 of 6622
-
03-08-2020, 09:09 PM #1101Funky But Chic
- Join Date
- Sep 2001
- Location
- The Cone of Uncertainty
- Posts
- 49,306
why would it be dangerous?
-
03-08-2020, 09:12 PM #1102"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
-
03-08-2020, 09:13 PM #1103
You got all that cash, someone might see and rob you. Or you might lose it. Big money it turns out.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
-
03-08-2020, 09:17 PM #1104Funky But Chic
- Join Date
- Sep 2001
- Location
- The Cone of Uncertainty
- Posts
- 49,306
I tend to carry my cash in a wallet, in a pocket. It seems secure. But I guess ya never know.
-
03-08-2020, 09:25 PM #1105
Yeah, maybe a couple thousand$ in the wallet is risky, but $200....
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
-
03-08-2020, 09:46 PM #1106
-
03-08-2020, 09:49 PM #1107
Mo money mo problems
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
-
03-09-2020, 07:37 PM #1108
-
03-10-2020, 06:26 AM #1109
Always reminds me of a visit to Detroit in the 90's. Hotel we were staying at was near Downtown and the GM buildings etc. Walking into the Hotel the first night and see a large wad of cash. If I remember it was $300 or maybe more to be exact sitting on the sidewalk into the entrance. I picked it up and mentioned to the desk that if someone reported they lost some money to let me know (did not mention the amount or any details and really did not know if I could trust the staff or if they would just keep the money for themselves.) Get back the next day and clerk is like yes, someone did loose some money. Called the guy's room and asked how much and he gave the story that he had exact amount found stuck down in his boot and it was not there any more later that evening. I meet him and gave it back to him. He was afraid of the money being in his wallet or pocket and getting robbed. But he needed to stuff it further down his boots and then the money would definitely have a smell as he sweated all over it.
-
04-05-2020, 07:40 PM #1110Good-lookin' wool
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
- Posts
- 11,762
I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
[Me - coming in the house after being outside working around the house for hours]: What’s that high pitched screeching?
[Wife - having been inside for hours]: I’m not sure. Been going on for about an hour.
[Me - searches the house and finds the hot water tank has shit the bed and is flooding the basement. The sound was the water leak alarm I set.]
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
-
04-05-2020, 07:48 PM #1111
I was taught the opposite. If you get mugged, you better have enough money to make them happy.
Plus, there’s a side story of nearly getting mugged by prostitutes north of Times Square.
Was wandering the streets after getting locked out of my apartment. Turned down the wrong street and five bitches were all over me. Hands in my pockets, stroking my hair.
I threw my pocket money to the right and ran to the left.
No way I could have afforded all those ladies.. . .
-
04-05-2020, 09:04 PM #1112Registered User
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Posts
- 9,929
Pocket money = 37 cents??
-
05-01-2020, 08:28 PM #1113
Here's a bump for you:
My wife learned that she could de-marr our camper's cabinet hardware by boiling it in vinegar. I took the dogs for a walk when she started. When I got home, she had been boiling vinegar for over an hour. My entire house reeks and I don't know how I am going to sleep. And I have to be at work at 5 am.
Why couldn't she just use a camp stove outside? Ugh.
-
05-01-2020, 08:40 PM #1114
Reminds me of when my wife decided to make French onion soup in the crock pot, which is essentially a shit ton of onions on a long slow cook.
Woke up at 3am, eyes and lungs burning, put the crock pot in the garage, didn’t help.
The onion smell actually permeated all our clothes in our closets and took weeks to get the stink out.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
-
05-01-2020, 08:42 PM #1115
-
05-01-2020, 11:22 PM #1116Good-lookin' wool
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
- Posts
- 11,762
Many thousands of dollars later, tankless water heater so that it’s literally not possible for this to happen again.
My life is one big hedge.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
-
05-02-2020, 06:32 AM #1117Registered User
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Location
- Joisey
- Posts
- 2,656
-
05-02-2020, 07:33 AM #1118
In the middle of a world wide pandemic and my wife decides that all the frozen steaks, chicken, pork, that she made us stock up on because the world was ending won’t due tonight.
She wants me to make lobster rolls for dinner because it is nice out today.
FML
Guess I’m going shopping for and cooking lobsters today.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
05-02-2020, 07:46 AM #1119Registered User
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Posts
- 12,672
Wife has been off for 2 months so taking care of food which has been nice. Mostly vegan food, but it has actually been really good.
However, I can't even fit a six pack into my fridge because of all the food in there, Unless I have some complex recipe that takes 2 hrs to cook, I've got nothing.
Wanna sandwich? Too bad.
I'm thinking about buying my own fridge and keeping it in the garage full of snacks, frozen pizza, and sandwiches.
-
05-02-2020, 08:06 AM #1120
-
05-02-2020, 11:30 AM #1121
-
05-02-2020, 02:15 PM #1122Registered User
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
- Posts
- 2,740
Let me state for the record that I'm crazy about my wife but...she once threw out the toilet plunger because she thought it was gross (I mean, it may have been). Can you guess how I found out that we didn't have a plunger in the house anymore?
Icing on the cake: her parents were staying with us that weekend, and it's a one-bathroom house. Good times.
-
05-02-2020, 05:09 PM #1123
There are some odd tools that I always have a spare somewhere around the shed/workroom. A toilet plunger is one of them. Saved me rolling up the sleeve a few times.
A stash of decent set of scissors is another, and these I keep in a hidden corner of the tool shelf. My daughter is now an age that I need to consider secure storage of staples, woodglue, and zip-ties, among other crafty supplies. But that is for another thread.
-
05-02-2020, 05:25 PM #1124
Toilet plunger and a snake (my German ex brother in law astutely called it a shit drill) are must haves. I am pulling the toilet long before my hand goes in there.
-
05-02-2020, 05:27 PM #1125
Bookmarks