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12-02-2019, 12:14 PM #926
Yer killing me.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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12-02-2019, 12:32 PM #927
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12-02-2019, 12:48 PM #928
Can’t make this shit up folks.
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12-02-2019, 12:49 PM #929
Never in my life have a seen a watermelon foam and leak. WTF?
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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12-02-2019, 12:58 PM #930
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12-02-2019, 12:58 PM #931
It’s rabid. Be careful.
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12-02-2019, 01:00 PM #932
Probably rabies, be careful.
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12-02-2019, 01:00 PM #933
Had to look it up:
Experts in this area considered that when a watermelon becomes over-matured and/or is fermenting, the pressure inside the watermelon increases and this may result in the "foaming" phenomenon. ... If "foaming" is observed in a watermelon, it is possible that the watermelon is already starting to rot.
"Foaming" Watermelon“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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12-02-2019, 01:00 PM #934indentured servant
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How do you cream pie a watermelon? Asking for a friend.
Re: Exel. My wife is an exel savant. Sends a spreadsheet to one of her minions with all the formulas etc already in place. Supposedly a half hour job that needs to be done right away. Numerous "Hows it goings" "when can we expect it" during the day etc (different city so can't just go check.
End of day, Mrs. waxman losing her shit "what is taking so long?" "I'm doing the math."what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
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12-02-2019, 01:03 PM #935
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12-02-2019, 01:13 PM #936
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12-02-2019, 01:30 PM #937
Did you have to go there?
Get ready for this one..
Her method of unloading the dishwasher is to take everything out and place it on the counter. Then proceed to put away everything from there.
Re the Excel stuff - it was a funny story but I'm not being critical (too much) of anyone who doesn't know how it works. I only know it through work, probably wouldn't know it otherwise. Not everyone geeks out and does super nerdy shit like track their mileage on it..
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12-02-2019, 02:19 PM #938
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12-02-2019, 02:48 PM #939
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12-02-2019, 03:39 PM #940Registered User
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12-02-2019, 03:55 PM #941
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12-02-2019, 04:08 PM #942Registered User
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mmmmmm, fermented watermelon juice!
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12-02-2019, 04:39 PM #943
Next time I’m in federal prison I’ll remember the watermelon hooch trick.
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12-02-2019, 05:50 PM #944Banned
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That made my afternoon.
And QFC? In North Bend? On second thought, someone probably did fuck that watermelon.
Safeway on the Ridge, FTW.
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12-02-2019, 06:22 PM #945
..like two retards in a phonebooth trying to fuck a greased watermelon.
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12-02-2019, 06:33 PM #946
Once she foams, you are done.
watch out for snakes
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12-02-2019, 07:45 PM #947
My wife just asked me in all seriousness if I could drive the girls somewhere on......July 30th 2020!?!?
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12-02-2019, 09:12 PM #948Registered User
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Did you ask her what time?
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12-02-2019, 09:21 PM #949Registered User
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I'll put a note in my calendar to check here around Aug 1, 2020 for the "my wife got pissed I forgot to pick up the girls".
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12-03-2019, 01:10 PM #950
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