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05-17-2021, 01:33 PM #3026Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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05-17-2021, 01:55 PM #3027
Story of my life right here.
Ms Boissal is quite stingy with her words and usually I have to guess what she wants/means. If I ask questions I annoy her because she has to break the quiet bubble of the noise cancelling headphones. Then she assumes the question is veiled criticism, because I obviously would be sneaky like that.
The worst of the worst is with her learning French. She claims she doesn't want my help because I make fun of her all the time. The reality is that she will blurt out a French word in the middle of a conversation and the word will have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand. Without any context a small issue with pronunciation can make any word unrecognizable so I rarely get what she's trying to say. I'll eventually ask her to spell which pisses her off to no end. I keep telling her it's unfortunate she married someone who's so intellectually challenged he can't even read minds. It doesn't help."Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise
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05-17-2021, 01:57 PM #3028
Once I heard “move the weed plant”. All the confusion made sense.
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05-17-2021, 03:41 PM #3029Registered User
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05-17-2021, 04:03 PM #3030
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05-17-2021, 05:07 PM #3031
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05-17-2021, 05:19 PM #3032
true, but this thread is "I love my wife and all but Jesus Hercules Christ"
just two minutes ago -
we've started to have a problem with clothing moths lately, and I hear her yelling irrationally loudly (swearing in Russian) in the bathroom.
"I just found one of the fuckers right on a cinder block!"
"A cinder block?" I asked
"Yeah, why the fuck did we get these if the moths don't care about them?" Wife asks, holding up a cedar ring
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I didn't correct her.
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05-17-2021, 06:30 PM #3033
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05-17-2021, 08:08 PM #3034Registered User
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My personal favorite is when she shouts from another room about "this", usually while I'm doing something else, and expects an answer. "Well, should we buy this?" "Should we do this next weekend?" "We should have this for dinner!" Etc
Okay, the first one is almost always "no," but knowing what "this" is--which I clearly do not, as she's (as I've learned the few times I am in the same room) pointing to something on her phone or computer, would be rather helpful in providing a meaningful answer.
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05-17-2021, 09:48 PM #3035
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05-18-2021, 07:30 AM #3036
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05-18-2021, 08:24 AM #3037
There's nothing fair about it.
And Ukrainian isn't Russian.
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05-18-2021, 08:46 AM #3038
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05-18-2021, 08:53 AM #3039
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05-18-2021, 09:13 AM #3040
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05-18-2021, 09:49 AM #3041
We are going to repaint the entire inside of our condo in a couple weeks. I'm doing the work myself. We survived the argument over which color and got her to agree to paint the ceiling the same color as the walls. (I am NOT going to tape and apply two different colors)
Yesterday she asked what color am I painting the barn door for the laundry closet. We don't have a barn door.
Um, honey, I was willing to build a barn door last year when I was out of work, but you didn't want one. I'm fully employed, and now you want one?!? arrggghhh
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05-18-2021, 10:26 AM #3042indentured servant
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what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
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05-18-2021, 12:31 PM #3043
told mrs tgapp about this thread - she spent the evening reading back about ten pages before telling me "i should make an account on tgr just to bitch about how you love to leave all the cupboard doors open in the kitchen"
then she saw this
and did this:
i can't read Cyrillic but i believe it says "fuck you old goat", or more accurately, "go sit on a dick, old goat"
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05-18-2021, 12:35 PM #3044
This thread is now, officially, off-the-hook awesome.
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05-18-2021, 12:36 PM #3045Registered User
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Time for Old Goat to write something on his chest in response!
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05-18-2021, 01:00 PM #3046Registered User
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05-18-2021, 01:02 PM #3047
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05-18-2021, 01:11 PM #3048
If this thread wasn’t Hall of Fame before it is now
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05-18-2021, 02:13 PM #3049
I’m both frightened and aroused.
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05-18-2021, 02:15 PM #3050
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