I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Meadow Skipper]

JFC. I can out-load anyone in the dishwasher dept but can we drop this shit?

Load off!

[Name Redacted]

Just got a new dishwasher. Amazing how clean the dishes get no matter how you load it. And it is really quiet. Anyway, carry on.

[stapes]

Just got a new dishwasher. Amazing how clean the dishes get no matter how you load it. And it is really quiet. Anyway, carry on.

What’d ya get? Think ours is gonna need replaced relatively soon

And I guess it’s good to see I’m in good company with my dish loading OCD.

[Name Redacted]

What’d ya get? Think ours is gonna need replaced relatively soon

And I guess it’s good to see I’m in good company with my dish loading OCD.

Nothing fancy. I think it is a GE "Cafe". Wife picked it out. Had to match other appliances, that was the priority. Luckily it seems to run well for now. Wanted a Bosch or LG but couldn't find a matching finish. Apparently everything has gone to matte now and our other appliances are glossy black which is impossible to find.

[old goat]

If it won't fit neatly in the dishwasher or if it needs to be ironed I don't want to own it.

[jono]

If it needs to be ironed it's definitely getting some wax.

[bennymac]

On most m/c the slotted bits lift up, are you sure you have ever loaded a DW ?

[XXX-er]

well I'm gona try half and half next time

[Buzzworthy]

You’ll suck your wife’s butthole but god forbid she touches the mouth end of the fork while putting them in the drawer.

I must be a prude or something because I don’t do this. Now the other hole is a whole different ballgame.

[AK47bp]

I must be a prude or something because I don’t do this. Now the other hole is a whole different ballgame.

I’m not much of a poop sucker these days either.

Swap “butthole” with “peehole” and the comment is still valid.

[Gepeto]

don't do it... don't do it... don't do it

awh shux

If that's the only way she's gonna let go and totally freak on herself for me, I'm in

There's a pleasant tang to immaculate rosebud - I've eaten worse with more severe consequences... I'm still here

I gotta get to know you first


replace the Stink Box with a base cab - more room to put shit you don't want to be reminded you didn't need in that little home that used 2b big

Pull on ur boots, tighten ur belt, and yank on ur suspenders - take charge... give her what you know she really wantz

Or you can fester in the barcalounger wishing ur lady wanted to treat ur balls like an ice cream cone until u fall asleep

[riser4]

Dirty side up gets them the cleanest.

Unless you’re some OCD germaphobe.

You’ll suck your wife’s butthole but god forbid she touches the mouth end of the fork while putting them in the drawer.

Kids these days.

[PB]

Any one ever get a fork tine under under the fingernail?

Not recommended.

[Harry]

Load off!

I’M THE BEST DISHWASHER LOADER ON THE MOUNTAIN !


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[AK47bp]

I’M THE BEST DISHWASHER LOADER ON THE MOUNTAIN !


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Pffft.

Doubt it

[irul&ublo]

How did we get from loading the dishwasher to eating (or not)ass?

[PB]

Imma wash m'ass in the dishwasher.

How should I load it, up or down?

[Name Redacted]

I’M THE BEST DISHWASHER LOADER ON THE MOUNTAIN !


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I cant believe you are pro. Im so much better than you.

[Buzzworthy]

How did we get from loading the dishwasher to eating (or not)ass?

Are you new here?

[k2skier112]

What’d ya get? Think ours is gonna need replaced relatively soon

And I guess it’s good to see I’m in good company with my dish loading OCD.

KitchenAid, FTMFW

[irul&ublo]

Are you new here?

I think I need to PM Rontele

[rideit]

I hate it when she gets stuck in the dishwasher.




So, full disclosure. Just for the sake of finding a dumb picture like this one, I googled ‘dishwasher porn’.
Oh, my, there sure are a lot of far-fetched porno plots involving dishwashers.
Just a PSA.

[bennymac]

Not quite dishwasher porn:

[J. Barron DeJong]

KitchenAid, FTMFW

That’s what my previous one was, and current one is. Washes well. Just hate the changes they made to the rack design on the new ones (or at least my new one).

[Core Shot]

Nooo! Just the opposite. Otherwise the utensils wind up “spooning” and don’t get cleaned.

Utensils mix in dishwasher needs to be hetero, not homo, otherwise the gunk gets stuck in the hard to reach spots.

Clearly you don’t have the upper decker third rack. It’s a game changer.