I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[MakersTeleMark]

I have a personal policy that every time I take out the garbage, I go through the fridge. You're married, so that won't work, but it does as a personal policy you could institute.

[powdrhound]

Same struggle....you're not in this alone brother.

I would rather that then my code date fanatic.

[AK47bp]

I would rather that then my code date fanatic.

I hope you don’t shop at Traders Joes.

Shits usually expired by the time you’re back to the car.


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[skaredshtles]

I'm 3 years in, you gave me hope.
Ms Boissal is physically incapable of throwing stuff out of the fridge. We have some long running bacterial cultures in the back that I keep hoping she'll eventually deal with after I pointed them out a few times. Instead she builds little walls of stuff in front of them so they're out of sight.
He favorite thing is to leave a speck of something in a jar so it doesn't have to be thrown away. As in a small spoonful of yogurt, a smear of jam, or my latest favorite, 1 slice of pickled jalapeno in a quart jar. It's been there for a month and I will not eat it on principle (even though I really want to).

Eat that fucking jalapeno and then leave the *empty* jar in the fridge. See how she deals with that. Take video.

[AK47bp]

Eat that fucking jalapeno and then leave the *empty* jar in the fridge. See how she deals with that. Take video.

She wouldn’t care is my guess.


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[MakersTeleMark]

Eat that fucking jalapeno and then leave the *empty* jar in the fridge. See how she deals with that. Take video.

I'd leave it in the bathroom. She obviously has fridge issues.

[Boissal]

Eat that fucking jalapeno and then leave the *empty* jar in the fridge. See how she deals with that. Take video.

Oh there are other empty jars in the fridge, I should do a timelapse showing them being ignored for days until I finally deal with them cause I don't have the patient to push the experiment further

[MakersTeleMark]

Oh there are other empty jars in the fridge, I should do a timelapse showing them being ignored for days until I finally deal with them cause I don't have the patient to push the experiment further

Start filling them with other things, like peanuts and crackers and shit.

[iceman]

I would rather that then my code date fanatic.

Oh shit the "best by" dates kill me. The amount of perfectly edible stuff that gets tossed when I'm not looking is re..., it's re..., it's fuckin' re-re is what it is.

[MakersTeleMark]

I think we have clearly established the need for multiple fridges.

[iceman]

Separate houses would probably be best.

[MakersTeleMark]

Separate houses would probably be best.

The doghouse?

[BCMtnHound]

Start filling them with other things, like peanuts and crackers and shit.

Got a laminator? Print off a bunch of portraits of your wife, laminate, and place in empty jars. Record reaction.

[liv2ski]

Separate houses would probably be best.

I just need to win the lottery

[MakersTeleMark]

Got a laminator? Print off a bunch of portraits of your wife, laminate, and place in empty jars. Record reaction.

I think pics of grossly fat chicks would create a better reaction. Fat shame them into compliance.

[Skidog]

I just need to win the lottery

I think, in that case, it's called "divorce"

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[oftpiste]

FKNA man, so glad I don't deal with that shit anymore. The not-putting-lids-on-not-closing-bags/cupboards/drawers/windows/doors/toilet lid/EVERYthing used to make me mental.

Like I'd pull the bottle of milk/OJ/A-1 sauce/whatever out of the fridge, give it a shake before using and the lid would fly off and there's be a hudddggggeeeee mess everywhere. On the floor, walls, clothes, etc. God forbid any mention was made lest I become persona non grata for days.

Anyone wanna chime in on the 'one square of TP left on the roll' thing? LORDY! Brought up in a barn I tell ya!

[skaredshtles]

Start filling them with other things, like peanuts and crackers and shit.

Maybe fill them with urine?

[skaredshtles]

Got a laminator? Print off a bunch of portraits of your wife, laminate, and place in empty jars. Record reaction.

Yasssssss!

[Flake]

Separate houses would probably be best.

Yeah this seems like the best option. It’s been working for me for a few years so far.

[Conundrum]

Come home from a mtn bike ride and the kitchen looks like the back bar at last call at your favorite dive bar the night before stay at home orders start.

“What the hell is going on?”

“I’m making cocktails for all my gal pals for so and so’s birthday zoom call tomorrow and I’m going to ride my bike around and deliver them tonight in these cute little mason jars.”

“That’s a cool idea. Need me to do anything?”

“Nah, just relax...I bet you’re pooped, it was pretty hot out.”

Cool. I go out to the shed, burn one down, pour a glass of nice bourbon and plop down on the sofa and watch whatever I haven’t watched on Netflix yet.

An hour and a half later, she comes in and asks what’s going on in the kitchen.

“Nothing since you left.”

“I thought it would be nice if you would have done the dishes. This is a mess.”

“Yeah, I’ll remember that the next time I have six or seven buddies over on a bender and we leave things looking like this.”

Then I got up and started doing dishes. She eventually perceived my mood and helped with an apology so there’s that.

[Buster Highmen]

Start filling them with other things, like peanuts and crackers and shit.

doll parts. old clocks. fishing lures.

[Buster Highmen]

Separate houses would probably be best.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine Hepburn

[Supermoon]

I'm 3 years in, you gave me hope.
Ms Boissal is physically incapable of throwing stuff out of the fridge. We have some long running bacterial cultures in the back that I keep hoping she'll eventually deal with after I pointed them out a few times. Instead she builds little walls of stuff in front of them so they're out of sight.
He favorite thing is to leave a speck of something in a jar so it doesn't have to be thrown away. As in a small spoonful of yogurt, a smear of jam, or my latest favorite, 1 slice of pickled jalapeno in a quart jar. It's been there for a month and I will not eat it on principle (even though I really want to).

You can either be pissed about this forever, or just occasionally clean the fridge. Being passive aggressive about a habit your partner is oblivious to only hurts you as she clearly doesn't care.

Only took me six years to figure this out.

[XXX-er]

Anyone wanna chime in on the 'one square of TP left on the roll' thing?

put in a bidet 8 weeks ago when the TP shortage happened ... still on the same roll eh