Just got a new dishwasher. Amazing how clean the dishes get no matter how you load it. And it is really quiet. Anyway, carry on.
Nothing fancy. I think it is a GE "Cafe". Wife picked it out. Had to match other appliances, that was the priority. Luckily it seems to run well for now. Wanted a Bosch or LG but couldn't find a matching finish. Apparently everything has gone to matte now and our other appliances are glossy black which is impossible to find.
If it won't fit neatly in the dishwasher or if it needs to be ironed I don't want to own it.
If it needs to be ironed it's definitely getting some wax.
well I'm gona try half and half next time
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
don't do it... don't do it... don't do it
awh shux
If that's the only way she's gonna let go and totally freak on herself for me, I'm in
There's a pleasant tang to immaculate rosebud - I've eaten worse with more severe consequences... I'm still here
I gotta get to know you first
replace the Stink Box with a base cab - more room to put shit you don't want to be reminded you didn't need in that little home that used 2b big
Pull on ur boots, tighten ur belt, and yank on ur suspenders - take charge... give her what you know she really wantz
Or you can fester in the barcalounger wishing ur lady wanted to treat ur balls like an ice cream cone until u fall asleep
I am not in your hurry
I’M THE BEST DISHWASHER LOADER ON THE MOUNTAIN !
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"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
How did we get from loading the dishwasher to eating (or not)ass?
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
Imma wash m'ass in the dishwasher.
How should I load it, up or down?
I hate it when she gets stuck in the dishwasher.
So, full disclosure. Just for the sake of finding a dumb picture like this one, I googled ‘dishwasher porn’.
Oh, my, there sure are a lot of far-fetched porno plots involving dishwashers.
Just a PSA.
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
Not quite dishwasher porn:
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