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01-22-2020, 01:12 PM #1026
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01-22-2020, 01:19 PM #1027
Root, I'd suggest you put logic aside and tell her how sorry you are for being such an asshole. Then try to figure out why she's mad. Works for me 25% of the time.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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01-22-2020, 01:20 PM #1028
No, I'm going to out-stubborn her on this one.
jesus fucking christ, who am i kidding
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01-22-2020, 01:24 PM #1029
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01-22-2020, 01:24 PM #1030
with myself, sure
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01-22-2020, 01:25 PM #1031
some time at the kettlehouse should fix this proper!
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01-22-2020, 01:26 PM #1032
But wait...
Assume that the mystery drug/appliance would have been available at any regular pharmacy?
So it was just about saving some dollars? Not so much of an emergency then?
Fuck costco
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01-22-2020, 01:28 PM #1033
Guessing it was a prescription that they forgot to pick up.
But you goddamn right about the khole, wendigo.
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01-22-2020, 01:34 PM #1034
Might as well get a hot dog while your there using the public access pharmacy. Maybe call in a Valium script for her, too.
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01-22-2020, 01:34 PM #1035
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01-22-2020, 01:39 PM #1036
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01-22-2020, 02:16 PM #1037
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01-22-2020, 02:17 PM #1038
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01-22-2020, 02:20 PM #1039
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01-22-2020, 02:37 PM #1040Registered User
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So about 2 months ago my wife slipped on a parking block and somehow managed to break her foot. Not sure how that was possible to break a foot doing that but she is a klutz. Fast forward to yesterday, I get a panicked phone call from her and she has fallen again and thinks she broke her wrist. I walk that parking lot (kids' school) every morning in the dark and haven't noticed any irregularly icy spots but ok, she's a klutz. I go to pick her up and she is clearly in shock and needs to go to the hospital, she broke her radius and ulna.
Its winter in Canada (and lots of other places too) and we just came out of a deep freeze. There is snow and ice everywhere, not that it is slippery everywhere but you need to be at least a little careful and, you know, wear something resembling appropriate footwear, not leather boots with smooth soles. I don't mean shallow treads, I mean smooth like glass, or however smooth rubber can be made, because that's how smooth these things are. Next.
I ask her last night, once she got home from the hospital, if maybe she is considering telling her GP about her still broken foot that causes her pain everyday and that she hasn't returned to the foot clinic for and about her two broken bones in her arm since, you know, not many people ever have multiple broken bones from multiple accidents at the same time and maybe she could look into that for you. She was NOT happy about that and confirmed for me (since she obviously knows) that she is too young to have osteoporosis.
All anybody is asking me today is if she has osteoporosis. lol. I hope she doesn't, but right now, lol.
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01-22-2020, 03:13 PM #1041"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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01-22-2020, 03:14 PM #1042
Buy her some good boots, then you can just go around an honestly call her a klutz instead of a ditzy fahionista. Akin to crashing a car with 4 studded snows.
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01-22-2020, 03:14 PM #1043"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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01-22-2020, 03:37 PM #1044
It’s funny, my wife was telling me about an article she read about tips for a happy marriage. Learning how and when to bite your tongue was key.
I’m learning slowly but it’s so hard not to rub in those “gotcha bitch” (Chappell voice) moments in. They feel so good in the moment but you sure do pay for them.
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01-22-2020, 03:47 PM #1045
101 ways to please your man, written by some lady:
Bitch, that list is three things long. Make him a sandwich, play with his balls and don't talk so much.
If only the inverse was so simple.Live Free or Die
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01-22-2020, 03:48 PM #1046
When my buddy was single some gal suggested the "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" book, as a way of maybe getting him to understand shit. He told me it was awesome. He'd met so many women at airports who wanted to talk to him about it. Cuz, you know, he's sensitive that way.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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01-22-2020, 03:52 PM #1047
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01-22-2020, 04:38 PM #1048
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01-22-2020, 04:43 PM #1049Good-lookin' wool
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01-22-2020, 05:44 PM #1050
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