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11-10-2022, 09:15 AM #4851
If her profile is public, of you are at least friends, you should just be able to find it yourself. No sharing required. Also there's a share button that brings up a spotify qr code thingy - easiest way IMO.
But, this involves your wife doing something mildly technical, so forget I said anything, sorry.
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11-10-2022, 09:19 AM #4852
My wife likes to complain about random things, but then never do anything about them. Latest instance, we have a can opener that is kind of finicky (who's isn't?). I don't have a problem with it, but as she's struggling with a can of beans tells me "I hate this can opener, I want to throw this out and get a new one." So I say "okay, so replace it and toss it - you don't need my permission for these sorts of things eh!"
Now I realize this instead means:
"If you don't go out and find a can opener that I like (read my mind you asshole) by the next time I need to open a can of something, I will find some way to make your life mildly miserable, like spontaneously deciding to vaccuum the carpet between your head and the TV the next time you are watching a sporting event."
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11-10-2022, 09:27 AM #4853
so now the best thing to say is “honey, let’s go shopping and find one we like”
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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11-10-2022, 09:42 AM #4854
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11-10-2022, 10:04 AM #4855
I’ve discovered it works.
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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11-10-2022, 10:06 AM #4856
I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
I feel like Barbara Billingsly in “Airplane”: “I speak wife!”
I took Wife 203 in school, but I still get it wrong all the time. Crazy fucking local dialects.
The only way to fix this situation is if she buys the replacement for the offending object. You can in no way be involved.
Even then, it will be your fault.
This is the way.Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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11-10-2022, 11:24 AM #4857
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11-10-2022, 11:27 AM #4858
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11-10-2022, 11:34 AM #4859
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11-10-2022, 11:40 AM #4860
I can tell you that it works
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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11-10-2022, 11:45 AM #4861
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11-10-2022, 12:00 PM #4862
How long you been married?
The correct response to any complaint is “I know babe, I agree, that can opener IS annoying”
Then go about your day.
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11-10-2022, 01:47 PM #4863
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11-10-2022, 01:56 PM #4864
A well placed, "Calm Down" works wonders.
My daughter texted my wife and said "Calm Down". Response text was, "If you ever tell me to calm down again, I will end you."
Yet another example of why texting is dangerous. That shit is written in stone now.
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11-10-2022, 01:58 PM #4865
I am going to write a book about the Wife/Husband relationship.
Working title is - Recycle Bin Full- The story of how 2 unbroken down boxes took down an empire.
Or something to that effect. Good god, just toss them in the garage like every other wife.
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11-10-2022, 01:59 PM #4866
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11-10-2022, 02:04 PM #4867
I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
This one is ‘wife approved’ as best ever:
You’re welcome. ;-0
Edit: How to use video
https://youtu.be/bsXv-5vcvJU" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://<a href="https://youtu.be/bsX...sXv-5vcvJU</a>
Sent from my iPad using TGR ForumsBest regards, Terry
(Direct Contact is best vs PMs)
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11-10-2022, 02:18 PM #4868
you selling kitchen gadgets now too?
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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11-10-2022, 02:21 PM #4869Best regards, Terry
(Direct Contact is best vs PMs)
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11-10-2022, 03:15 PM #4870Registered User
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My wife dropped her keys down the stormdrain in the middle of a pissing rainstorm last weekend. When i came to get her i was on the phone with public works to see if they could pull some downstream manhole lids for me so i could check and she overheard me bullshitting about having designed that storm system a few years back.
It is now my fault that my poorly designed storm system swallowed up the keys to her car/office/mailbox/whatever else. Should have seen that coming. damnit.
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11-10-2022, 03:24 PM #4871
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11-10-2022, 03:45 PM #4872
that brings tears of joy to my heart
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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11-10-2022, 06:54 PM #4873Registered User
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OMG yes!?! So predictable.
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11-10-2022, 07:30 PM #4874
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11-10-2022, 07:52 PM #4875
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