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02-03-2015, 07:18 PM #51
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02-03-2015, 07:58 PM #52
They would be really handy to have hot fuck sessions with.
Wait. You guys were talking about batshit wives. Never mind.
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02-03-2015, 08:29 PM #53Registered User
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02-03-2015, 08:38 PM #54
We went to buddy's house for superbowl
His sister's gf tells me I have a tail light out (they pulled in behind me)
When we're leaving i have the wife post up behind the car to check the lights. I do brakes and turn signals with the lights on and she just stands there...it's fucking freezing out. I let her stand there for a bit while she shrugs and looks confused, then I honk. She stands there some more.
When she gets in I had a hard time explaining to her that the process was over a while ago...all lights were good it turns out. Getting that out of her was a chore.
The whole ride home I pondered if it really was a good idea to give women the right to drive....Jeesas FIf it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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02-03-2015, 08:48 PM #55
this fucking wins it
I just remembered a recent one that made me want to slam my dick in the door...
We adopted (RESCUED GDAMMIT!!!!!) a puppy recently and a lot of the others on the website were from LA, while ours was from TN. It was a real battle convincing her that the others were from Louisiana and not Los AngelesIf it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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02-03-2015, 09:06 PM #56doughboyshredder Guest
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02-03-2015, 09:08 PM #57
Right??? My wife was raised by the most bat shit crazy woman I have ever met. Every now and then when the crazies are really getting out of control I tell her "Cool it Margaret" (mom's name). That really pisses her off. I spend my days trying to make shit simple for her as she is always bitching about "this doesn't work or that doesn't work". I am her own personal tech support. Lucky I adore her or I would tell her to fuck off in a heart beat.
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02-03-2015, 09:20 PM #58
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02-03-2015, 09:33 PM #59
"waiting for the end of time ......"
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02-03-2015, 09:39 PM #60
Lol... I got several emails from my most recent step mother not too long ago telling me that she knew my dad's computer had a problem because he'd been looking at porn on the internet. I went through all the other possibilities and things we could do to fix it, and she kept responding, adding at the end of each email that she was pretty sure he looked at porn on the internet, wanted to know if I thought that could be the cause of the problem, and not to tell him she told me that. I finally wrote her back and said that if looking at porn broke your computer, there wouldn't be a functional computer left on the planet.
Computer problem must have fixed itself, 'cause that's the last I heard about it.
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02-03-2015, 09:42 PM #61
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02-03-2015, 10:26 PM #63Registered User
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wow you guys lead such rich lives
I'm just living here in the man-cave with a bunch of gear and a life size cardboard cutout of Austin Powers but I'd give it all up for a good womanLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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02-03-2015, 10:32 PM #64Funky But Chic
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02-03-2015, 10:37 PM #65Registered User
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02-03-2015, 10:38 PM #66Funky But Chic
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^^^that one gets funnier the longer you watch
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02-03-2015, 10:48 PM #67Registered User
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Austin has a little motion sensitive box that repeats 6 sayings cuz its pretty old tech but IME having been married many times compared to te rest of you ... I could be getting the more intelligent conversation here?
Yeah Baby!Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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02-03-2015, 10:50 PM #68spook Guest
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02-03-2015, 10:53 PM #69
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02-03-2015, 11:02 PM #70spook Guest
wow more original hilarity
my mother-in-law believes my three year old is a prophet from god who will change human history and that it happened because she prayed for it.
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02-03-2015, 11:04 PM #71Funky But Chic
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Change it like Jesus or more like Damien?
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02-03-2015, 11:09 PM #72spook Guest
he's jesus. I'm damien
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02-03-2015, 11:24 PM #73Funky But Chic
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Must be awkward at the dinner table.
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02-03-2015, 11:34 PM #74spook Guest
what is the argument in favor of a polyamorous relationship again?
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02-04-2015, 12:02 AM #75
This thread is hilarious and definitely a little misogynistic, but there's some truth to it as well. I would say my wife is both smarter than me and dumber in a slightly crazy way. The crazy stuff just stands out even more because I know how smart she is and it's like, WTF? Really? Are you serious?
And anyone who has had a pregnant wife knows that "pregnant brain" is definitely a real thing. I made a comment about that once at a party and some uptight bitch (who had never had kids) went off on me, and my wife came to my defense to say I was right and it's absolutely true. I knew she was a keeper before, but that definitely didn't hurt. ;-)
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