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  1. #801
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    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Is somebody's wife reading this thread? Has a safe word been established?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    ‘. I wasn’t trying to trash my wonderful wife or make myself look cool. s.
    You didn't......
    If a slightly unsterilized cup makes you puke, what happens when you eat her taco?

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    I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

    ^it happened when I found out what had happened. Dramatic? Def. I thought it was amusing though.

    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    somebody helping me out with a cart would make me more benevolent
    Assuming you mean one of these?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    ^it happened when I found out what had happened. Dramatic? Def. I thought it was amusing though.


    Assuming you mean one of these?
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    Actually quite impressively dramatic. That is a skill. Have you tried acting?

    The ability to puke by just thinking of something blows my mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Somehow my wife just locked her keys in her car....both of them.
    Come on man. You let your wife have the "spare" key?? Spare key is defined as "any key your wife does not have access to so that it will actually be where its supposed to be in case it is needed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Anyone second that motion?
    Oh come on now guys.... it's all in fun! If we can't laugh at our foibles what there to live for? I'll give you a second.
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    somebody helping me out with a cart would make me more benevolent
    Son, it sounds like you've got a monkey on your back. Don't you know those things will kill you, literally?
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    I wasn’t trying to. This is something that happened a few days ago that I find amusing/ kinda funny that I now regret having shared on this thread. Wasn’t trying to imply I’m mad about it, more just that it happened, world keeps spinnin. I obviously didn’t write it to any amusing or funny effect, considering the responsesx ‘. I wasn’t trying to trash my wonderful wife or make myself look cool. For the record, I think my wife is awesome and I think our relationship is pretty great. Maybe I never read up on this thread and I don’t understand be context? Can I use my mulligan? I did take laps.
    I think the thing is that you came across as a bit, uh, delicate. What's TGR good for if not a good ribbing?

    Is your name Mike, by any chance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by idahospud View Post
    I think the thing is that you came across as a bit, uh, delicate. What's TGR good for if not a good ribbing?

    Is your name Mike, by any chance?
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    Wouldn't the hot coffee have killed anything that was lurking in the cup anyway?
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Oh come on now guys.... it's all in fun! If we can't laugh at our foibles what there to live for? I'll give you a second.
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    Kindness is a bridge between all people

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    gas giant duder gets a pass from me based on ski skillz meritz despite odd dish drama
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    gas giant duder gets a pass from me based on ski skillz meritz despite odd dish drama
    Haha, quoted for truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Somehow my wife just locked her keys in her car....both of them.

    I woulda thought the key rack just inside the front door of the coupled with a constant reminder of “can you put one of the keys on the key rack just inside the front door” would have been sufficient. 🤷♂️

    Maybe I secretly need to make a third key and hide it in my dresser?



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    I did a 3rd key (went with the cheap non-transponder enabled key that has to be programmed for the car to start up) when I got another car this summer. Came with only 1, so needed a second anyway that can be stored at home. 3rd key is in the wallet and will only open the car door (not even a trunk lock anymore included)...

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