I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[paulster2626]

Listen to you all, as if every one of you don't have an open jar of mayonnaise sitting on your coffee table.

[AK47bp]

That was 7 years before you even joined.

Wow.


A true classic


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[TahoeJ]

That was 7 years before you even joined.

Maybe... there's a lot of us who had older accounts and couldn't login at one point and started new ones. I can't even remember my original username pre 2011. Every now and then some old thread gets bumped and I'm like "who's that prick?" and then it hits me. lol... ;-)

[Woodsy]

what ever happened to dday

[Thaleia]

Maybe... there's a lot of us who had older accounts and couldn't login at one point and started new ones. I can't even remember my original username pre 2011. Every now and then some old thread gets bumped and I'm like "who's that prick?" and then it hits me. lol... ;-)

ding ding ding. When this pc dies my name will be gone (again) - can't login from any other devices.

[Art Shirk]

In the spirit of self-awareness since I'm probably no picnic to live with sometimes, I will conclude any WTF? post with something I dig about my wife.

WTF?: We live down a private dirt road and each neighbor is supposed to keep the area in front of their home in somewhat graded and passable condition. A few houses have been shirking and with the recent rains, its large pothole galore. Yesterday, my wife and I were both out and about running separate errands but met up at the entry to the road at the same time in different cars, with her entering first. We moved here not long ago and when we are together I am the driver so I had yet to see her navigate this road and I got a firsthand look yesterday.

Apparently she views this road as a pristine stretch of autobahn. Without a single evasive pothole maneuver or any diminishment of pace she blasted through each one at a solid clip. By the way, she doesn't drive a military-grade humvee.

The good: She makes Xmas tick for us, main driver of presents for the girls, making sure the school staff, bus driver, delivery guys, garbage man, friends get awesome little gifts. Making cookies for the neighbors, decorating the house, creating and sending cards etc.

[Meadow Skipper]

In the spirit of self-awareness since I'm probably no picnic to live with sometimes, I will conclude any WTF? post with something I dig about my wife.

WTF?: We live down a private dirt road and each neighbor is supposed to keep the area in front of their home in somewhat graded and passable condition. A few houses have been shirking and with the recent rains, its large pothole galore. Yesterday, my wife and I were both out and about running separate errands but met up at the entry to the road at the same time in different cars, with her entering first. We moved here not long ago and when we are together I am the driver so I had yet to see her navigate this road and I got a firsthand look yesterday.

Apparently she views this road as a pristine stretch of autobahn. Without a single evasive pothole maneuver or any diminishment of pace she blasted through each one at a solid clip. By the way, she doesn't drive a military-grade humvee.

The good: She makes Xmas tick for us, main driver of presents for the girls, making sure the school staff, bus driver, delivery guys, garbage man, friends get awesome little gifts. Making cookies for the neighbors, decorating the house, creating and sending cards etc.

I thought her bombing/straightlining the beat-out driveway was going to be the thing you’d dig.

[skaredshtles]

I thought her bombing/straightlining the beat-out driveway was going to be the thing you’d dig.

Naw - he's the poor bastard that has to take the vehicles in for repairs, I'd wager.

[Danno]

In the spirit of self-awareness since I'm probably no picnic to live with sometimes, I will conclude any WTF? post with something I dig about my wife.

WTF?: We live down a private dirt road and each neighbor is supposed to keep the area in front of their home in somewhat graded and passable condition. A few houses have been shirking and with the recent rains, its large pothole galore. Yesterday, my wife and I were both out and about running separate errands but met up at the entry to the road at the same time in different cars, with her entering first. We moved here not long ago and when we are together I am the driver so I had yet to see her navigate this road and I got a firsthand look yesterday.

Apparently she views this road as a pristine stretch of autobahn. Without a single evasive pothole maneuver or any diminishment of pace she blasted through each one at a solid clip. By the way, she doesn't drive a military-grade humvee.

The good: She makes Xmas tick for us, main driver of presents for the girls, making sure the school staff, bus driver, delivery guys, garbage man, friends get awesome little gifts. Making cookies for the neighbors, decorating the house, creating and sending cards etc.

The access road to my college had some pretty significant speed bumps on a 1/2 mile straightaway. We discovered that the speed bumps that were meant to be navigated at 5-10mph, and rocked the fuck out of your car at 25mph (the road's speed limit), became barely noticeable if you hit them at 45mph. Apparently, your wife knows that too.

[kids, don't try this at home, or at least not on a car that you like]

[JayPowHound]

I'm going back a few pages, but am also the vacuum fixer when asked for a new one (a filter costs a LOT less than a vaccum!?!) and mine's laundry pile on the floor resembles yours. It's ongoing..

[dan_pdx]

The access road to my college had some pretty significant speed bumps on a 1/2 mile straightaway. We discovered that the speed bumps that were meant to be navigated at 5-10mph, and rocked the fuck out of your car at 25mph (the road's speed limit), became barely noticeable if you hit them at 45mph. Apparently, your wife knows that too.

[kids, don't try this at home, or at least not on a car that you like]

I've noticed that on washboard gravel roads too: fine at 10 mph, horrible at 20, surprisingly tolerable at 35 or so.

[BCMtnHound]

I've noticed that on washboard gravel roads too: fine at 10 mph, horrible at 20, surprisingly tolerable at 35 or so.

Ha! So true. Just don't grab your shocks afterwards!

[dan_pdx]

The dog was hanging out with me while I was working yesterday, then snuck away and had diarrhea on two rugs and some hardwood floor. My wife was mad at me for not paying attention to the dog, but the dog bed was behind me so I didn't see her get up, and she had ninja-quiet diarrhea. How was I supposed to know? Good times.

[skaredshtles]

I've noticed that on washboard gravel roads too: fine at 10 mph, horrible at 20, surprisingly tolerable at 35 or so.

Yup. 40 seems to be about the sweet spot on most of them... much faster and things can get... uhhh... sporty in the corners.

[MakersTeleMark]

Maybe... there's a lot of us who had older accounts and couldn't login at one point and started new ones. I can't even remember my original username pre 2011. Every now and then some old thread gets bumped and I'm like "who's that prick?" and then it hits me. lol... ;-)

ding ding ding. When this pc dies my name will be gone (again) - can't login from any other devices.

Is Icemanning a verb?

[retirwntm]

Are we working on a resurrection narrative now? This place has gone full retard.


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[TahoeJ]

Are we working on a resurrection narrative now? This place has gone full retard.


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What are you? Pro speed bump?

[neufox47]

What ever happened to Slaag? Has anyone seen / heard from him in the last few years?


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[subtle plague]

Wow I had never noticed the slack line before. Slaag is a true master.

[retirwntm]

What are you? Pro speed bump?

No way man. I’m in. Currently trying to think up my resurrection handle when I lose this login.


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[El Chupacabra]

No way man. I’m in. Currently trying to think up my resurrection handle when I lose this login.


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"Pro Topes"

[concretejungle]

Yup. 40 seems to be about the sweet spot on most of them... much faster and things can get... uhhh... sporty in the corners.

Circa 2000's Honda Civics lose contact with the road at about 55. Luckily everyone and the car survived the unintended 360.

[retirwntm]

"Pro Topes"

Heh!

Currently on retirwntm.


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[Supermoon]

Is Icemanning a verb?

Everyone hitching about how dumb their wives are and they can’t even find the recover password link in TGR.

Or dumb like using a work email for anything personal and then forgetting to swap it when you rage quit.

[abraham]

Is Icemanning a verb?

I seem to remember a few people Kevorkianing themselves and restarting instead of deleting.