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12-17-2021, 08:51 AM #4126
Listen to you all, as if every one of you don't have an open jar of mayonnaise sitting on your coffee table.
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12-17-2021, 09:47 AM #4127
Wow.
A true classic
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12-17-2021, 03:16 PM #4128
Maybe... there's a lot of us who had older accounts and couldn't login at one point and started new ones. I can't even remember my original username pre 2011. Every now and then some old thread gets bumped and I'm like "who's that prick?" and then it hits me. lol... ;-)
I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.
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12-17-2021, 03:55 PM #4129
what ever happened to dday
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12-17-2021, 03:59 PM #4130
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12-17-2021, 04:46 PM #4131Good-lookin' wool
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In the spirit of self-awareness since I'm probably no picnic to live with sometimes, I will conclude any WTF? post with something I dig about my wife.
WTF?: We live down a private dirt road and each neighbor is supposed to keep the area in front of their home in somewhat graded and passable condition. A few houses have been shirking and with the recent rains, its large pothole galore. Yesterday, my wife and I were both out and about running separate errands but met up at the entry to the road at the same time in different cars, with her entering first. We moved here not long ago and when we are together I am the driver so I had yet to see her navigate this road and I got a firsthand look yesterday.
Apparently she views this road as a pristine stretch of autobahn. Without a single evasive pothole maneuver or any diminishment of pace she blasted through each one at a solid clip. By the way, she doesn't drive a military-grade humvee.
The good: She makes Xmas tick for us, main driver of presents for the girls, making sure the school staff, bus driver, delivery guys, garbage man, friends get awesome little gifts. Making cookies for the neighbors, decorating the house, creating and sending cards etc.
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12-17-2021, 04:59 PM #4132
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12-17-2021, 05:13 PM #4133
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12-17-2021, 05:17 PM #4134
The access road to my college had some pretty significant speed bumps on a 1/2 mile straightaway. We discovered that the speed bumps that were meant to be navigated at 5-10mph, and rocked the fuck out of your car at 25mph (the road's speed limit), became barely noticeable if you hit them at 45mph. Apparently, your wife knows that too.
[kids, don't try this at home, or at least not on a car that you like]"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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12-17-2021, 05:33 PM #4135
I'm going back a few pages, but am also the vacuum fixer when asked for a new one (a filter costs a LOT less than a vaccum!?!) and mine's laundry pile on the floor resembles yours. It's ongoing..
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12-17-2021, 05:34 PM #4136Registered User
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12-17-2021, 05:37 PM #4137
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12-17-2021, 05:38 PM #4138Registered User
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The dog was hanging out with me while I was working yesterday, then snuck away and had diarrhea on two rugs and some hardwood floor. My wife was mad at me for not paying attention to the dog, but the dog bed was behind me so I didn't see her get up, and she had ninja-quiet diarrhea. How was I supposed to know? Good times.
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12-17-2021, 05:50 PM #4139
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12-17-2021, 08:57 PM #4140
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12-17-2021, 10:02 PM #4141Registered User
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Are we working on a resurrection narrative now? This place has gone full retard.
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12-17-2021, 10:24 PM #4142
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12-18-2021, 12:30 AM #4143
What ever happened to Slaag? Has anyone seen / heard from him in the last few years?
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12-18-2021, 09:25 AM #4144
Wow I had never noticed the slack line before. Slaag is a true master.
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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12-18-2021, 10:01 AM #4145Registered User
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12-18-2021, 10:05 AM #4146
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12-18-2021, 10:38 AM #4147
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12-18-2021, 11:10 AM #4148Registered User
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12-18-2021, 12:07 PM #4149
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