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01-29-2015, 09:54 AM #1
Theories On the Disappearance of Splat
1. The same people that kidnapped that Aussie golfer took him.
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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01-29-2015, 09:55 AM #2
2. finally got rolled by the strippers and blow
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01-29-2015, 09:57 AM #3
3) Finally hooked up with those Swiss investors, and is working on something "really special".
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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01-29-2015, 09:58 AM #4
4) Nigerian inheritance.
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01-29-2015, 10:01 AM #5
Restoring an old boat in Zihuatanejo with Warden Norton's money. Some birds arent meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.
"Buy the Fucking Plane Tickets!"
-- Jack Tackle
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01-29-2015, 10:05 AM #6Registered User
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Missed it - what happened!?
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01-29-2015, 10:19 AM #7
He lived up to his name.
Joking, of course. I hope."One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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01-29-2015, 10:35 AM #8
Ate GMO food and morphed:
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01-29-2015, 10:44 AM #9
Won't believe it until I see his picture on a milk container.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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01-29-2015, 10:49 AM #10
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01-29-2015, 10:50 AM #11watch out for snakes
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01-29-2015, 10:51 AM #12
clicked one of his own threads while nuking Vashikaran spam and banned himself somehow.
sorry, while kinda funny and ironic, it's not as good as what's being posted....carry on!Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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01-29-2015, 10:52 AM #13
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01-29-2015, 10:54 AM #14
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01-29-2015, 10:54 AM #15
Ball boy got to him...
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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01-29-2015, 10:57 AM #16
Murder-suicide pact w/ HC.
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01-29-2015, 11:24 AM #17
Being held hostage by the LDS and being subjected to holy water waterboarding.
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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01-29-2015, 11:27 AM #18
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01-29-2015, 11:46 AM #19
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01-29-2015, 12:47 PM #20mental projection
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covertly doing R&D work with 333
Of course, just kidding Pat...hope all is well
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01-29-2015, 12:59 PM #21"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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01-29-2015, 02:05 PM #22
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01-29-2015, 02:13 PM #23
Another victim of global warming
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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01-29-2015, 02:16 PM #24
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01-29-2015, 02:18 PM #25
Ditched the bros for hoes.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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