Creepy Old Guy at the Gym

[TomCrac]

She's also got that look.....that she's wise beyond her years and knows stuff...I'm not sure what she knows but it no doubt could bring down politicians and topple small countries.

Creeped me out.

"She's also giving a big 'fuck you' to every single other woman out there (who undoubtedly hate her guts) which is also incredibly sexy."

^F that noise... and creepy as well.

What have you got to lose?

I wouldn't doubt she is saying the same things and having the same conversations about you

[old goat]

70#? Is she 4'0"?

Maybe 5'4". Anorexia.

[old goat]

This and girls like that have daddy issues, probably have better chances than you think...

My 15 year old kid and I get off the Paris Metro--20 something beautiful blond woman in the train staring at us and following us with her eyes as we walk away. Do you think she likes 'em really young or really old? I've heard old guys do better in France.

OP--try dressing up as Santa Claus next Xmas and see what happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viayqfXbEuk

[bagtagley]

I spend a few days a week in a university-run gym. The eye candy - particularly at the start of the semesters - is off the charts. However, recently I find that my perv stares are leaning more towards older women. Something about a 30/40 something woman that has her shit together that really does it for me. I also feel like much less of a creeper, so I'm more inclined to stare a bit longer.

[Bromontana]

Always been fond of strippers. The majority personality wise are poo but there are a few somewhat nice girls out there. As in ones that will meet up with you after their shift for pancakes and champagne at the Borgata before a full day romp at your newly reserved semicircle suite overlooking the bay. What I'm trying to say here is that you should approach this woman. Inform her of your improper intentions very politely. Have your keys handy and park by the rear exit in case things go south. Or maybe you'll drop her off for work at the titty bar the next afternoon.

[Tippster]

Go put some brown shoe polish on the seat of whatever bike she rides before she gets on it.
See how confidently she handles that.

Easy there, Satan.

I spend a few days a week in a university-run gym. The eye candy - particularly at the start of the semesters - is off the charts. However, recently I find that my perv stares are leaning more towards older women. Something about a 30/40 something woman that has her shit together that really does it for me. I also feel like much less of a creeper, so I'm more inclined to stare a bit longer.

No doubt. I even find myself watching MILF-porn more and more.

[powtario]

Go put some brown shoe polish on the seat of whatever bike she rides before she gets on it.
See how confidently she handles that.

There must be a helluva story behind thinking that up.

[Like a Boss]

Make like Napolean Dynamite and say "I like your sleeves."

You should definitely try to chat her up. The upside is it goes somewhere, and the downside is she tells you to shove a dumbbell up your ass. But it's not really downside, because you have a funny story to tell your friends/this board and it gives you closure. In the meantime, you must take a spy photograph and post to this thread. The only thing worse than being a creeper is being a half-ass creeper.

[TahoeJ]

This thread is actually delivering some quality laughs. Maybe TGR is starting to get back on track.

I say go for it - those types of women are so insecure, you probably have a better shot than you think. And yeah, she's probably bat-shit crazy.

[IVplay]

Considering the average age of this board, this thread should have been called "Hot young girls/boys at the Y".

[spook]

There must be a helluva story behind thinking that up.

pretty typical old man perv. if not for the internet he'd be peeking in teenagers' windows at night. or volunteering as a coach.

[sal the salmon]

if powder days happened everyday then i would be to busy for pussy. what a moronic thing to post.

[Svengali]

[SB]

DANGER WILL ROBISON DANGER

waves arms around

[stfu&gbtw]

This ought to be the "Where would you put it" thread.

[Bromontana]

[powtario]

^^^meh tats really don't do it for me, at all.

[guroo270]

^^^meh tats really don't do it for me, at all.

Right, but what are your thoughts on helmets? Do they help?

[TomCrac]

So many tats these days... Looks like graffiti to me.... I wonder when it's going to become edgy not to have a tat.

[powtario]

Right, but what are your thoughts on helmets? Do they help?

If they keep me from pissing fire I'm all for em

[Tuckerman]

What's wrong with the elliptical? Is there a "cool" cardio machine that you recommend to showcase one's masculinity?

Nothing its great for rehab. I think some ellipticals have fans next to the TV screen they blow "cool" air so that's cool. We have a sit down elliptical where I workout that's cool if you get tired standing. Rowing machines would not showcase ones masculinity but will get you some meaningful cardio.

[Tuckerman]

No doubt. I even find myself watching MILF-porn more and more.

Fuk does this mean Im getting old? I knew it.

[splat]

pretty typical old man perv. if not for the internet he'd be peeking in teenagers' windows at night. or volunteering as a coach.

I love it when tgr's Jerry Sandusky, who posts pics of himself showering with little boys and cocks, calls me a perv. I think I'll post some more girl porn for you to pout about, cockbreath.

[stfu&gbtw]

I love it when tgr's Jerry Sandusky, who posts pics of himself showering with little boys and cocks, calls me a perv. I think I'll post some more girl porn for you to pout about, cockbreath.

Spook is the reason I won't open the Chocolate Milk thread...

[jma233]

More tats than that. And all the way down to the wrist. Kind of like a sleeve but not as dense as a sleeve. And no colors. Also, one arm is more tatted up than the other.

Yeah, my description probably doesn't sound that hot but whatever, it works on this particular chic.

Also, I'm in SoCal. Everybody has tats here. The first time I went to this gym, two dudes were sporting Tysonesque face tats in the free weights area.