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01-08-2015, 12:11 PM #1
Creepy Old Guy at the Gym
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I wish I knew how to embed, but there is a young woman who frequents my gym whose body looks exactly like this photo AND she dresses almost exactly like this. I'd guess early 20's, dirty blonde hair, lots of tats on the shoulders and arms, white tank top (no bra), white shorts that are halfway between booty shorts and panties, white knee-high socks, and white keds. She's also got that look.....that she's wise beyond her years and knows stuff...I'm not sure what she knows but it no doubt could bring down politicians and topple small countries. She's also giving a big 'fuck you' to every single other woman out there (who undoubtedly hate her guts) which is also incredibly sexy.
Btw, the creepy old guy is me. To my credit, I ride my elliptical and stare straight ahead into space. When she walks into my line of sight its like winning the lottery. I don't even shift my gaze when she's NEAR but not IN my line of sight. I just don't wanna be THAT guy. I also find that by only catching one or two glimpses of her per day, she maintains that aura of perfection. Kind of like how powder days would lose some of their appeal if they happened everyday.
Also, watching other people's reaction to her is priceless. The most obvious reaction comes from two woman working out together. They always make eye contact with each other and roll their eyes. The eye roll is usually so obvious that their entire head does this circular motion thing. When two guys are working out together, their reaction is much more subtle. I suppose that they are (like me) trying not to be a perv. But there is usually some sort of eye contact amongst themselves and a very slight head nod.
BTW, women like her are why the terrorists will never win. I'm a weakly old guy but I would straight up sign-up for Braveheart style battle to the death if terrorists ever threatened to cover her with a burka. I have a feeling that every other guy in america would make a similar sacrifice. God bless the usa.
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01-08-2015, 12:21 PM #2
Trying not to be a perv is waaaaaaaaay overrated. Not to mention, a complete waste of time in the presence of some who so obviously interested in being pervd on. Next time you see her, maybe casually mention that white is a great color for hiding semen stains.
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01-08-2015, 12:30 PM #3Registered User
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01-08-2015, 12:33 PM #4
What's creepy is how many people can't do this:
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01-08-2015, 12:34 PM #5
lol I feel your pain, I just left the gym with similar thoughts.
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01-08-2015, 12:37 PM #6observing free range rude
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Really having difficulty visualizing this woman. You said she has tattoos right?
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01-08-2015, 12:37 PM #7
Exactly what's makes you think she is wide beyond her years? Just curious-
Also- chicks with no women friends are super psycho. Great in bed but make sure the rabbit hutch is locked-
OL- you'd think I'd be semi-wise considering my age/life experience (especially the last 5 years or so).No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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01-08-2015, 12:38 PM #8
I'm thinking that she is dressing that way for you. She has noticed how you work that elliptical and it's turning her on. My suggestion would be to saunter over while she is stretching out (preferably while she is grabbing her ankles) and suggest going out for a kale smoothie.
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01-08-2015, 12:38 PM #9
Pics or it didn't happen.
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01-08-2015, 12:40 PM #10
10-1 she's in a porn video on the web somewhere.
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01-08-2015, 12:43 PM #11
How do you feel about going all GSA and mounting a GoPro on your head next time you're on the elliptical?
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01-08-2015, 12:43 PM #12
I'm thinking maybe i'll brag to her about my bedroom skillz like Montez here:
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01-08-2015, 12:44 PM #13observing free range rude
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Creepy Old Guy at the Gym
Like this or bigger tats?
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01-08-2015, 12:48 PM #14
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01-08-2015, 12:49 PM #16spook Guest
the heart of tgr beats
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01-08-2015, 12:49 PM #17
Doesn't resemble any famous actress I'm familiar with.
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01-08-2015, 12:49 PM #18
Pics, or...
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01-08-2015, 12:51 PM #19
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01-08-2015, 12:54 PM #20observing free range rude
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01-08-2015, 12:58 PM #21
Why would I look at her face?
Seriously, face is all right. Not model quality but no paper bag required.
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01-08-2015, 01:24 PM #22
There's a girl at my gym that plays a similar game
She's 18-20....smoking hot....80's style little gym shorts...always doing squats...PERFECT fat little ass
She stares right at me all the time, and I'm sure knows that I'm checking her out every chance I can.
I can't even take it
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01-08-2015, 01:39 PM #23
What's perverted about checking out attractive females? The perverts at the gym are the juice heads checking themselves out in the mirror.
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01-08-2015, 01:43 PM #24Formerly someone else!
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