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01-05-2015, 09:00 PM #1
Alt thread: words the kids made up that are actually clever/useful/comical
Amazeballs comes to mind, but only when a hawt chick uses it in context and semi in jest...
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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01-05-2015, 09:02 PM #2
I still don't get "ratchet."
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01-05-2015, 09:06 PM #3
Have yet to hear ratchet. Is it like "ratchet up"? Like a wrench? Or nurse ratchet? Like coo coos nest? Do kids read anymore? How about getting high and reading? Is that like, uncool? Sorry- tangent...
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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01-05-2015, 09:17 PM #4Registered User
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Ratchet is a personal fave. Very useful
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01-05-2015, 09:20 PM #5
Back when hip-hop was cool I found that you could simply add the word 'yo' to the beginning and end of any sentence and kinda sound legit.
Yo, I finished those TPS reports and they're on your desk for review yo. Word.
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01-05-2015, 09:33 PM #6
amazeballs? no kids nowadays seyz that...
IVplay's brief high school dictionary:
waste/wastemon: bum- not too strong of a word
faggot: someone who doesn't stick to their convictions
fam: good friend
mon: friend
swaggy: cool
reach: com to, ex. "yo reach timmy's"
mcdicks: mcdonalds
gypsy: sneaky, stupid
brokeboi: someone who is poor
lowe: pass"4ply is so quiche"
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01-05-2015, 10:40 PM #7Good-lookin' wool
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Thing 1 turned three a few months back. She constantly says "amn't."
"Hey Thing, are you going to eat all your carrots?"
"I amn't."
It's a useful enough contraction so I use it at work now.
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01-05-2015, 10:44 PM #8
Donezo.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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01-05-2015, 10:48 PM #9
Kid in my neighborhood growing up coined the word "gription." It's like "traction" only more descriptive.
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01-05-2015, 10:56 PM #10
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01-06-2015, 04:09 AM #11
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01-06-2015, 05:04 AM #12
2 yr old daughter says "what's you doonan?" and "where's you gonan?"
I hope she never grows out of it
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01-06-2015, 07:41 AM #13
I have twins and they sort of made up their own language growing up. They're teenagers now and I still catch them using "higher" as a verb from time to time - "Can you higher the window? It's too windy back here!"
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01-06-2015, 08:37 AM #14
Worked with an old timer who called his ex "old ratchet ass". I always got a laugh out of it, till I got married.
watch out for snakes
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01-06-2015, 08:39 AM #15Good-lookin' wool
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Gems from my 5 year old nephew. He uses the word "hard" all the time.
Two nights ago:
"I'm going to eat this pizza so hard."
"Where's the train set? I'm going to play with it so hard tonight."
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01-06-2015, 08:39 AM #16
Yo tip,
a horrific mispronunciation of "wretched"
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01-06-2015, 08:41 AM #17Good-lookin' wool
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01-06-2015, 11:56 AM #18
Boyzo. Well, actually I made that up to describe my two youngest children. When they are in close proximity they become half clown, half boy. Of course from there they become all clown.
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01-06-2015, 12:00 PM #19
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01-06-2015, 01:03 PM #20
My 5 y.o. is fond of "yestermorning". As in, "Today I'm having cereal for breakfast but yestermorning I had pancakes."
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01-07-2015, 10:09 AM #21
I like "yestermorning"
What about "yesternight"? I had a beer yesternight.
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01-07-2015, 10:13 AM #22
When my kid was 3 he used to sit with me and watch me frame the second story. One day I found him sitting in the back yard with a chunk of 2x4, some 16d nails, and a hammer, pounding the nails and saying "Oh, shit, Oh, shit." as he hammered. Ever since that day "Oh, shit" has been one of my favorite expressions, but I can't figure out where he learned it.
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01-07-2015, 02:38 PM #23observing free range rude
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Parent: What's your name?
Child: Matt-me
Parent: Are you sure? Isn't it Matthew?
Child: Yes it is! Matt-me.
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01-07-2015, 02:59 PM #24
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01-07-2015, 05:46 PM #25
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