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  1. #1
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    meeting cute ski girls

    how can i meet cute ski girls?

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    Show them your wee wee. It's a sure conversation starter

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnarhucker View Post
    how can i meet cute ski girls?
    Move to Jackson, where women flock like the salmon of the Capistrano
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    This is kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg, but shittier.

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    Say all 24, in fast succession with no breaks in between. Learn them, study them and use them. 60% of the time they work every time! You can thank me later.

    http://mpora.com/articles/chair-lift...i2FL9bx1jbu.97

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Stoke George View Post
    Say all 24, in fast succession with no breaks in between. Learn them, study them and use them. 60% of the time they work every time! You can thank me later.

    http://mpora.com/articles/chair-lift...i2FL9bx1jbu.97
    ^this won't fail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Stoke George View Post
    Say all 24, in fast succession with no breaks in between. Learn them, study them and use them. 60% of the time they work every time! You can thank me later.

    http://mpora.com/articles/chair-lift...i2FL9bx1jbu.97
    Way too superficial. Instead, learn and practice The Tao of Steve

    I've also heard spook has had success with "Does this glove smell like chloroform?"
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    Pin a c note to your pants pocket hanging 1/2 way out. Disclaimer-It may attract more than cute ski girls.
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    Walk around with your fly down. Find a cute girl and tell her it's open because you're trolling for cocksuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnarhucker View Post
    how can i meet cute ski girls?
    You probably need one of these: these.. PM digitaldeath for detailed user input.


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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Be a handsome ski guy.

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    Hang out at ski school let them know you're an instructor they're looking for sugar daddies
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    aren't the instructors broke and the city slicker taking lesson rich.
    bF
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    Wrong thread
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    wait your turn

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    Be a very good skier.
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    Go to Chad's Gap, bring a ghey-pro camera. Mount it on your head like a robot. Launch it. A star is born, nuff said.
    Last edited by UrMomsKneePads; 12-07-2014 at 07:46 PM.
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    ski patrol job
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    ski patrol job
    What does a ski patroller use for birth control?

    His income.

    What does a ski instructor use?

    His personality.

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    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

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    Wear your jacket with 20 lift tickets attached to the zipper and patches from all the places you've skied in the bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leshphilling77 View Post
    wait your turn
    Truth from the guy in Summit Co.

    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    What does a ski patroller use for birth control?

    His income.
    More truth.
    Jesus rides beside me, he never buys any smokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnarhucker View Post
    how can i meet cute ski girls?
    Delete this thread and go
    skiing. Talk to girls in line, or on the chair.
    "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnarhucker View Post
    how can i meet cute ski girls?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Don't post on TGR...

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    don't blame tgr's love lab
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    tinder
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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