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Thread: meeting cute ski girls
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12-07-2014, 02:01 AM #1Banned
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meeting cute ski girls
how can i meet cute ski girls?
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12-07-2014, 02:13 AM #2
Show them your wee wee. It's a sure conversation starter
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12-07-2014, 03:28 AM #3Registered User
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12-07-2014, 03:51 AM #4
Say all 24, in fast succession with no breaks in between. Learn them, study them and use them. 60% of the time they work every time! You can thank me later.
http://mpora.com/articles/chair-lift...i2FL9bx1jbu.97
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12-07-2014, 06:39 AM #5
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12-07-2014, 07:13 AM #6
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12-07-2014, 09:41 AM #7
Pin a c note to your pants pocket hanging 1/2 way out. Disclaimer-It may attract more than cute ski girls.
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12-07-2014, 10:28 AM #8
Walk around with your fly down. Find a cute girl and tell her it's open because you're trolling for cocksuckers.
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12-07-2014, 11:12 AM #9
You probably need one of these: these.. PM digitaldeath for detailed user input.
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12-07-2014, 12:56 PM #10Registered User
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Be a handsome ski guy.
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12-07-2014, 01:30 PM #11
Hang out at ski school let them know you're an instructor they're looking for sugar daddies
“I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”
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12-07-2014, 01:38 PM #12
Wrong thread
“I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”
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12-07-2014, 02:12 PM #13Registered User
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wait your turn
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12-07-2014, 02:17 PM #14
Be a very good skier.
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12-07-2014, 02:40 PM #15
Go to Chad's Gap, bring a ghey-pro camera. Mount it on your head like a robot. Launch it. A star is born, nuff said.
Last edited by UrMomsKneePads; 12-07-2014 at 07:46 PM.
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12-07-2014, 03:23 PM #16
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12-07-2014, 03:26 PM #17
Wear your jacket with 20 lift tickets attached to the zipper and patches from all the places you've skied in the bar.
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12-07-2014, 03:31 PM #18
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12-07-2014, 05:37 PM #19
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12-07-2014, 06:33 PM #20"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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12-07-2014, 08:16 PM #21
Don't post on TGR...
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12-07-2014, 10:51 PM #22
tinder
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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12-07-2014, 10:54 PM #23Registered User
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12-08-2014, 04:03 AM #24
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12-08-2014, 05:31 AM #25
Go the bad boy route, most chicks caint get enough of that door mat feeling.
watch out for snakes
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