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Thread: Friku
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11-21-2014, 10:29 AM #1
Good-lookin' wool
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Friku
Bringing Friku back
You motherfuckers don't know
How to lay flooring
Predictable saps
Your fingers are in the air
Counting syllables
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11-21-2014, 10:40 AM #2
Obstinate Oldskooligan
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what skis should I buy
Help me choose the best puffy
You don't even ski
Oh please hold my hand
My pipes are all full of shit
Damn nut allergiesMove upside and let the man go through...
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11-21-2014, 10:48 AM #3
Good-lookin' wool
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Quite the opposite
My pipes are not full of shit
Just you and crawl space
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11-21-2014, 10:55 AM #4
Banned
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Hoji is God
Epic is Lame
posted from my iPhone 7 proto
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11-21-2014, 11:32 AM #5
AZ Wildcat
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Friku Julian
Cheeseburger lovin' fat boy
Motherfucker, peeeace!"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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11-21-2014, 11:58 AM #6
not quite white
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Inky pink you stink
Riding on a horses dink
Shut up your whore mouthIt doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
-Death
Kaz is my co-pilot
Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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11-21-2014, 12:08 PM #7
is training for Alpental
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Hi dee ho
On my Bibby Pro
Slay zee pow
My Billy Goats slarve
My Rax they carve
on the wingtip, bitch."Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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11-21-2014, 12:38 PM #8
Good-lookin' wool
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Creaky and Harry
Do not know how to haiku
Being old must suck
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11-21-2014, 01:13 PM #9
Obstinate Oldskooligan
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what a time waster
a haiku generator
might bring better luck
it's in the timing
but like limeric rhyming
no one gives a fuckMove upside and let the man go through...
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11-21-2014, 01:18 PM #10
"The Harmonizer"
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Ullr, little bitch
gloomy sky, little snow yet
fuck you BuffaloQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-21-2014, 01:19 PM #11
Banned
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mea culpa, didn't anticipate the reaction, my post-modern meta-haiku concept wasn't crowd-focused before release, I'll return with a formally complicit one Originally Posted by commonlaw
EDIT: here you go --
a jape on irony
spirit of momus
hipsters disapprove
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11-21-2014, 01:49 PM #12
Funky But Chic
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Whole Foods I hate you
And your customers suck too
Fuck free range turkeys
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11-21-2014, 01:59 PM #13
is training for Alpental
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Mattress, mattress
On the wall
How will Benny choose between you all"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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11-21-2014, 02:02 PM #14
Registered User
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Don't hate the lean bird,
it knows not it's taste. That store,
Whole Paycheck, a waste.
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11-21-2014, 02:39 PM #15
On the Underhill Account
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Haikus can be fun
But some make no sense at all
RefrigeratorI still call it The Jake.
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11-21-2014, 02:43 PM #16
Funky But Chic
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Not haiku:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.
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11-21-2014, 02:44 PM #17
not quite white
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One two three four five
One two three four five seven
Eight nine eleven.It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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11-21-2014, 02:49 PM #18
registered peruser
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what the fuck is a friku
google does not help
unless it is a twitter
thing then i found all
sorts of hashtags with haikus
[/dumbassery]
[edit] = friday haiku
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11-21-2014, 02:54 PM #19
Registered User
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Conscientiousness,
decriminalization,
congratulations.
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11-21-2014, 03:23 PM #20
mere tourist
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haiku need not be
five seven five syllables
[Lew] Welch: Raid Kills Bugs Dead
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11-21-2014, 03:57 PM #21
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Live for the Moment,
says the voice inside. Order
the Blister Pro now.
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11-22-2014, 11:50 PM #22
yawn.
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Someone bought me that T shirt a while back. Carry on. Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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11-23-2014, 12:51 PM #23
Banned
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raised me a turkey
back then called him Tom
T-day RIP, nom nom nom
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12-03-2014, 08:39 AM #24
not quite white
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Ferg-ku
Hands up means Don't Shoot.
But if he grabs for your gun;
Shoot him 'till he's dead.It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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12-03-2014, 10:41 AM #25
not quite white
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Riot, loot, riot! Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian
Smash windows, and burn buildings
Visit Ferguson.It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
-Death
Kaz is my co-pilot Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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