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  1. #1
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    Friku

    Bringing Friku back
    You motherfuckers don't know
    How to lay flooring

    Predictable saps
    Your fingers are in the air
    Counting syllables

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    what skis should I buy
    Help me choose the best puffy
    You don't even ski

    Oh please hold my hand
    My pipes are all full of shit
    Damn nut allergies
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quite the opposite
    My pipes are not full of shit
    Just you and crawl space

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    Hoji is God
    Epic is Lame
    posted from my iPhone 7 proto

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    Friku Julian

    Cheeseburger lovin' fat boy

    Motherfucker, peeeace!
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Inky pink you stink
    Riding on a horses dink
    Shut up your whore mouth
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    Hi dee ho
    On my Bibby Pro
    Slay zee pow

    My Billy Goats slarve
    My Rax they carve
    on the wingtip, bitch.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Creaky and Harry
    Do not know how to haiku
    Being old must suck

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    what a time waster
    a haiku generator
    might bring better luck

    it's in the timing
    but like limeric rhyming
    no one gives a fuck
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Ullr, little bitch
    gloomy sky, little snow yet
    fuck you Buffalo
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Creaky and Harry
    Do not know how to haiku
    Being old must suck
    mea culpa, didn't anticipate the reaction, my post-modern meta-haiku concept wasn't crowd-focused before release, I'll return with a formally complicit one

    EDIT: here you go --

    a jape on irony
    spirit of momus
    hipsters disapprove

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    Whole Foods I hate you
    And your customers suck too
    Fuck free range turkeys

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    but when i'm baked i buy way too much food.
    .

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    Mattress, mattress
    On the wall
    How will Benny choose between you all
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Don't hate the lean bird,
    it knows not it's taste. That store,
    Whole Paycheck, a waste.

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    Haikus can be fun
    But some make no sense at all
    Refrigerator
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Not haiku:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Most poems rhyme
    But this one doesn't.

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    One two three four five
    One two three four five seven
    Eight nine eleven.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    what the fuck is a friku
    google does not help

    unless it is a twitter
    thing then i found all
    sorts of hashtags with haikus


    [/dumbassery]


    [edit] = friday haiku

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    Conscientiousness,
    decriminalization,
    congratulations.

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    haiku need not be
    five seven five syllables
    [Lew] Welch: Raid Kills Bugs Dead

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    Live for the Moment,
    says the voice inside. Order
    the Blister Pro now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Haikus can be fun
    But some make no sense at all
    Refrigerator
    Someone bought me that T shirt a while back. Carry on.

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    raised me a turkey
    back then called him Tom
    T-day RIP, nom nom nom

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    Ferg-ku

    Hands up means Don't Shoot.
    But if he grabs for your gun;
    Shoot him 'till he's dead.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Kaz is my co-pilot

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