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  1. #501
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    Damn, he must have needed a few courtesy flushes for that.

  2. #502
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    Saw a piece on Simone Biles tonight. She's impressive, and not just as an athlete. Not the easiest life--single drug addict mom, foster care until adopted by her grandparents. The Larry Nasser thing. Refused to take crap from the Karolyis. And she has a mind--although at 23 she's obviously more interesting to listen to than the average teenage elite gymnast. She's hoping for one more Olympics--for her sake alone I hope they go off this summer. It's going to be tough.

  3. #503
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    Quote Originally Posted by been in it View Post
    I'm impressed by that shit
    Not impressed--try having major major surgery. When you finally poop you'll need a wheelbarrow to take it out to the backyard to bury it because it won't fit in the toilet.

  4. #504
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    Weighing myself before and after, the biggest one I have recorded is 5.4 lbs and that felt like I shat my entire innards out. Who knows what the biggest one ever was.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Weighing myself before and after, the biggest one I have recorded is 5.4 lbs and that felt like I shat my entire innards out. Who knows what the biggest one ever was.
    I have to say that weighing myself before and after a shit is something I haven't yet stooled . . . . I mean stooped to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Weighing myself before and after, the biggest one I have recorded is 5.4 lbs and that felt like I shat my entire innards out. Who knows what the biggest one ever was.
    That’s fucked up.
    I’m consistently at about 1.5lbs


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    Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar

  7. #507
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    That’s fucked up.
    I’m consistently at about 1.5lbs


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    On Jupiter that would be close to 4 lbs.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  8. #508
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    That’s fucked up.
    I’m consistently at about 1.5lbs


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    Ya, that's more my usual.

  9. #509
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I have to say that weighing myself before and after a shit is something I haven't yet stooled . . . . I mean stooped to.
    Hey, the first time I did it was because the scale happened to be sitting there and I thought I wonder how much weight I'll lose dropping a deuce.

  10. #510
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    My wife just submitted her first crossword to the New York Times. It's pretty good, but I'm sure it's not easy to get one published. The going rate is $500 for a published crossword and it goes up to $750 after you've had three published. That's for the Monday through Saturday puzzles, the Sunday rates are quite a bit higher.

  11. #511
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    Perhaps she could do a TGR crossword puzzle?

    Down
    1. Part of NY state not able to be delineated. Ans. Upstate
    2. Formerly known as iceman. Ans. otzi

    etc.
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  12. #512
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    "CHANGEFORANICKEL" would be the obvious long clue, but it's one character too long (15x15 grid).

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    My wife just submitted her first crossword to the New York Times. It's pretty good, but I'm sure it's not easy to get one published. The going rate is $500 for a published crossword and it goes up to $750 after you've had three published. That's for the Monday through Saturday puzzles, the Sunday rates are quite a bit higher.
    A monday puzzle ya think or a saturday one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    A monday puzzle ya think or a saturday one?
    I'd say it's too tough for a Monday. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday level.

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    Science fact of the day...

    "Fish poop is full of carbon, and the ocean is full of fish poop. A new study estimates up to 16 percent of all the carbon in the world's oceans come from fish faeces, fish breath, and other fish excretions."
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    damn fish...

  17. #517
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    "CHANGEFORANICKEL" would be the obvious long clue, but it's one character too long (15x15 grid).
    13 with a couple black spaces? "Leeroy Jenkins"

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    Full moon skinning and skiing at the local hill. That shit is tits.
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    Phone pics just don’t do it justice.

    Edit: this place might need a full moon skiing thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Full moon skinning and skiing at the local hill. That shit is tits.
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    Phone pics just don’t do it justice.

    Edit: this place might need a full moon skiing thread.
    Hell yeah!

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    the commentary is pretty funny but the work action is impressive. Wish I knew where this is.

    https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreak...fter_a_couple/

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    the commentary is pretty funny but the work action is impressive. Wish I knew where this is.

    https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreak...fter_a_couple/
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    We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    “Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.
    We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us.”


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    Becoming even more true. Meanwhile the people they serve are trying to figure out what coffee table defines them as a person.

  23. #523
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    I didn't see a "shit that terrifies you" thread, but it's pretty impressive watching this guy put the magic smoke into a welder:

    https://youtu.be/uYwvwoWEf7k

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    I didn't see a "shit that terrifies you" thread, but it's pretty impressive watching this guy put the magic smoke into a welder:

    https://youtu.be/uYwvwoWEf7k

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    I didn't see a "shit that terrifies you" thread, but it's pretty impressive watching this guy put the magic smoke into a welder:

    https://youtu.be/uYwvwoWEf7k
    Holy shit! Builds his own transformers out of scrap metal and paper.


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