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Thread: Shit That Impresses You
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11-10-2014, 05:46 PM #26Hugh Conway Guest
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11-10-2014, 06:09 PM #27
this thread is weak 2/10
"4ply is so quiche"
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11-10-2014, 06:28 PM #28
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11-10-2014, 06:32 PM #29Banned
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11-10-2014, 06:39 PM #30Banned
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this eludes me, I don't know why you think it clever
making a "point" about internet being "reality" if someone lies about you and another believes the lie?
that would be funny and pith-killing if I spread lies about someone else
and hid behind the "just the internet" theme
but instead, that's you
hope it gave you the thrill you hoped
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11-10-2014, 07:05 PM #31
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11-10-2014, 07:05 PM #32
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11-10-2014, 08:50 PM #33
Shit That Impresses You
Outside of the OP this thread should be titled "Shit that depresses you"
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11-10-2014, 09:07 PM #34Hugh Conway Guest
I'm impressed that yeahman can be so stupid, not depressed. Now, the general shitfit of internet stupid en masse is depressing, yes, but that's just because I haven't been able to harness the power of millions of gerbil minds to make me rich by selling ads. Because that's the goal, and then you'd impress people.
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11-10-2014, 09:25 PM #35glocal
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Have you ever considered a rage call type app that delivered condescending messages?
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11-10-2014, 09:30 PM #36
$0.99 to have an insult hurled at you when the phone is shaken. The Magic 8-Ball of appland. That could sell.
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11-10-2014, 09:36 PM #37
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11-10-2014, 09:38 PM #38Hugh Conway Guest
always impressed how some little louie limpdick steps up to the mike here. it's a group effort, a community of turds, a septic tank of shitbags.
nah splat, you'd press the button and nothing would happen until it spluge on your phone and pass out.
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11-10-2014, 09:45 PM #39
Looks like there are a few out there. Paul Keating insult generator looks like a winner.
"You stunning example of mental incapacity, you gutless spiv."
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11-10-2014, 10:03 PM #40
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11-11-2014, 04:51 AM #41
Whoever dropped the turd nuggets in the first hour of a 9 hour flight. Those things were still epoxied to the toilet adv hour before landing. Not sure what they ate but I want none of it.
Also, airlines actually giving us peasants in the back real metal utensils.
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11-11-2014, 05:39 AM #42
This really took off, I'm impressed.
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11-11-2014, 05:48 AM #43
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11-11-2014, 06:24 AM #44Banned
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11-11-2014, 06:30 AM #45www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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11-11-2014, 08:48 AM #46Banned
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how come you think you can read my mind. clueless.
you don't know what I understand and what I don't. asshole.
jezebel is a different forum. you are not at jezebel now. you are not at salon. you are not at metrosexual snark theatre. you are not at sad hipster's pathetic attempt at childhood butthurt revenged much later forum.
you have that cory blackwood/wendell stam vibe about you.
your arse is leaking blood.
I suggest you sink another 25 rungs on the Social Power Ladder. be a white knight. like spindrift. he's such a champ.
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11-11-2014, 09:00 AM #47
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11-11-2014, 09:15 AM #48
The highly pregnant Orthopedic surgeon (due in 10 days) who spent 2 hours repairing my mom's hip yesterday impressed me.
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11-11-2014, 10:02 AM #49
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11-11-2014, 11:19 AM #50
Things that impress me:
How long a pair of Tivas or Birkenstocks last.....that real Vice-Grips are STILL better than their competitors.....that a Kitchen-Aid blender from 1967 is still humming right along as if it was built last week..... my old Series IIA Land Rover impresses me and STILL turns heads (including those of some interestingly hot looking women)....1974 Husqavarna chainsaw still running strong after doing a yeoman's duty whenever called upon - THAT impresses me.
Buy quality, folks. Even if you have to buy 'used' to afford quality, do it...it's the only thing that makes sense."The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
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