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  1. #1
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    I didn't win the lottery

    I thought I had that shit

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    Congratulations.

  3. #3
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    Did you buy a ticket?

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    Move to IN and buy your tickets at Speedways?
    https://www.powerball.net/winners
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    During undergrad I’d stop at the first Speedway in Indiana on the way to make my daily turns at Perfect North.

    Not a single winning powerball ticket and you couldn’t buy cold beer at gas stations so we’d have to let our sixers chill in the snow while we lapped 400’ of vert, hoping some Hoosier wouldn’t find em.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I won the lottery a few weeks ago
    330k retail hospital bill week in the hospital 6 hrs of open heart surgery
    my cost 7k
    not only a rebuilt engine but young and pretty nurses injecting fentaynl in my neck a couple times day
    winning

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    huh. rumor was you're heartless. scratch that one I guess.







    wtf guy? open heart surgery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    I won the lottery a few weeks ago
    330k retail hospital bill week in the hospital 6 hrs of open heart surgery
    my cost 7k
    not only a rebuilt engine but young and pretty nurses injecting fentaynl in my neck a couple times day
    winning
    Congratulations. I would have to have paid 20% of the 330K
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post

    wtf guy? open heart surgery?
    x2
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    Holy shit! Glad you’re ok.

    Love that they hooked you up w hot nurses


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    Good job not dying there, fred-o!
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Told the wife I won the lottery (which I did) and told her I would give her half of it if she would pack her crap. She agreed, and I handed her half the winnings, $2.00.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Hyuck hyuck.
    I somewhat lost the genetic lottery. Do I get anything for that? I guess not, that's what losing means.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by detrusor View Post
    Holy shit! Glad you’re ok.

    Love that they hooked you up w hot nurses
    they were a dime a dozen at the hospital I was at
    I've got a enough nurse fantasies stored up to get me through the next 6-8 months
    asked my girlfriend to dress up like a nurse the other night, that didn't really go over well
    healthy as can be thanks to exercise and a kinda good diet cleanest artieries in the world all my numbers are mint
    just lost the lottery and was born with a shitty heart and we finally got below 50% functioning nice zipper and cracked sternum

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    Couldn’t ya wait till mud season? Priorities dude.

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    Glad you are on the mend Fred!

    Any pics of said nurses?
    watch out for snakes

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    Happy healin Fred! You did indeed win. Major congrats

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    Pics of wife and girlfriend are in order!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Glad you are on the mend Fred!

    Any pics of said nurses?
    1) Yes! I agree. Go Fred!

    2) Yes! Photos would be good here. For reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    I won the lottery a few weeks ago
    330k retail hospital bill week in the hospital 6 hrs of open heart surgery
    my cost 7k
    not only a rebuilt engine but young and pretty nurses injecting fentaynl in my neck a couple times day
    winning
    I hear that, my son got meningitis at birth recently and the cost was $275k, thanks to my wife’s insurance we paid..... $20. Total. Kiddo is fine, no know lasting effects it was caught very early thanks to a vigilant PA.

    Heal up Fred.

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    Whoa, heal up Fred. Get a cool tattoo over that chest scar. Zipper is classic.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    ...or a white subway tile tattoo.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Is subway tile still in though?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Whoa, heal up Fred. Get a cool tattoo over that chest scar. Zipper is classic.
    I stopped getting tattooed at 30. At 40 I found out people dont take you seriously when your covered in tattoos.

    Some people ya know.

    I found out later that Simple's wife was taking pictures of me trying to get one of my ass hanging out of my gown

    Grey subway tile is in now and if we paint another wall grey I'm going to get sick.

    No other pics, the old lady has her photos all over a couple ski areas in scummit not hard to miss

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    Who knew bong tokes and chasing tail was bad for the heart? Heal up fred.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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