Rate my plan to SUBVERT the status quo

**BmillsSkier** · 10-21-2014, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

I voted but I think you've got this shit all wrong. Here's what you wanna do instead. First you have to buy a cheap suit and spend a little time at your local country club hunting for just the right wealthy older bird. A suave operator like you won't have any trouble infiltrating that little layer of society. Once you've found a quality candidate and gotten her hooked on the DD brand sausage then you can pose the question about storing your pimpmobile in her amply sized garage for the winter. She'd say yes to pretty much anything you asked cuz she's so deeply affectionate towards yer manliness and she's got the space since she sold all of her late husband's car collection. Seems like a win win to me.

Step into my Hyundai...

**Alaskan Rover** · 10-21-2014, 11:05 AM

Didn't you forget option number four???

Option # four:
Drive out to the country...find some old bumpkin with a big old barn he isn't using much. Pay him $100. Park the thing in the barn...cover it with a decent car cover and hoof it on down the road...call your buddy from a ways around the nearest corner and he'll come and get you in his Lexus. Or you can have an adventure and maybe hitchhike or take a bus back to the city.

Here's the social aspect: you will have helped an old bumpkin out who maybe hasn't seen a hundred dollar bill in many a season and will spread the $ around his local community.

Remember to put clear plastic on top of the cloth cover...as it will have mouse, rat and bat shit all over it when you come to pick it up in the spring.

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 11:09 AM

^^^^^ thats actually a great idea! wont the mice and rats eat away at my car though?

i dont know how it works in the country

**grrrr** · 10-21-2014, 11:14 AM

Just bought a "barn find" F250 from South Dakota. Pulled the air cleaner and there was a mouse nest under it, and the carb was leaking gas. How that got here from SD without burning up is a mystery to me.

**From_the_NEK** · 10-21-2014, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

^^^^^ thats actually a great idea! wont the mice and rats eat away at my car though?

i dont know how it works in the country

Scatter a few mothballs around the interior and in the engine compartment. That's usually enough to keep the critters from making a home there.

**Timberridge** · 10-21-2014, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

Scatter a few mothballs around the interior and in the engine compartment. That's usually enough to keep the critters from making a home there.

Or spray the interior with coyote urine.

**grrrr** · 10-21-2014, 11:30 AM

I'd just put the whole coyote in the car.

**irul&ublo** · 10-21-2014, 11:32 AM

It's a flawed poll. There is no selection for "digitaldeath loves the cock."

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

It's a flawed poll. There is no selection for "digitaldeath loves the cock."

ever heard of projection?

poll looks great....lots of bootlickers no longer in denial

**Timberridge** · 10-21-2014, 12:18 PM

Have you thought about asking Crass3K to watch it for you?

**irul&ublo** · 10-21-2014, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

ever heard of projection?

poll looks great....lots of bootlickers no longer in denial

I have Dr. Phil. I suggest that a practical example is your incessant posted abuse hurled at "old fucks", landlords and anyone who defends a property right.

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

I have Dr. Phil. I suggest that a practical example is your incessant posted abuse hurled at "old fucks", landlords and anyone who defends a property right.

ya, you haven't heard of it apparently. your example is beyond laughable...it makes no sense

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by gointhedistance

I vote MOA. It gives me a distinct location in which I can find said cherry sonata to give innumerable 'door dings' and siphoned gas replaced with urine. All things considered - still probably better than the 6 months of salt the city of Minneapolis deems appropriate.

waht about your parents house or something?

**NoPostholio** · 10-21-2014, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

i dont know how it works in the country

Doods like you go there, and they never return
That's how it works mostly -

**Todds** · 10-21-2014, 03:22 PM

1) Drive south to somewhere with no snow that you can park outside and take bus home. In the spring you can take the bus back and pick it up. Free parking and two vacations. Yippie

2) Find some old person that goes goes south for the winter and rent it to them. Free parking and they pay you. Yippie.

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Todds

1) Drive south to somewhere with no snow that you can park outside and take bus home. In the spring you can take the bus back and pick it up. Free parking and two vacations. Yippie

2) Find some old person that goes goes south for the winter and rent it to them. Free parking and they pay you. Yippie.

those are plausible options; however, i dont like dealing with old fucks. Then the old fucks would put miles on it and ding it up.

you gotta drive pretty far south to avoid the winter!

i am disappointed in the proportion of you scuzzbuckets voting "fucking parasite 0/10" - i own two vehicles free and clear, you fucking bitchezz drive cars owned by a bank

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 10-21-2014, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

- i own two vehicles free and clear, you fucking bitchezz drive cars owned by a bank

It doesn't count when your parents give them to you

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

It doesn't count when your parents give them to you

ya right dude...im self made - those cars are in my name and theyre even insured!

i just got done having my wages garnished from bullshit ass dept of edu - i owes about 9k for my poly sci degree

waht do you owe

**Hott Butt Mud** · 10-21-2014, 03:40 PM

Crass is doing a year in jail from what I recall.

**Gcooker** · 10-21-2014, 03:40 PM

Don't forget this shit.... http://www.drizair.com/
It will keep that pimp mobile smelling fresh.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 10-21-2014, 03:44 PM

Am I the only one thinking that you could just put a cover on this bad boy?

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 03:45 PM

thats an option for sure, but hardly creative or economical -- car covers are like 80 bucks

**irul&ublo** · 10-21-2014, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

ya right dude...im self made - those cars are in my name and theyre even insured!

i just got done having my wages garnished from bullshit ass dept of edu - i owes about 9k for my poly sci degree

waht do you owe

Pol Sci.....yeah, that's a worthwhile degree

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Pol Sci.....yeah, that's a worthwhile degree

fuck you bootlicker. what, did you go to business school and learn nothing? poly sci is arguably the most classical education one can receive from a liberal arts college. Unfortunately i received my education before it was known to be near worthless; however, i can synthesize my own ideas as opposed to simply parroting what somebody else says.