View Poll Results: How would you rate this plan of subversion

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  • Great ideas 10/10

    3 7.32%
  • they need some work but i like where yer head is at 7/10

    14 34.15%
  • fucking parasite 0/10

    16 39.02%
  • thats something i have dreamt of

    3 7.32%
  • whatever, i lick boots

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  1. #51
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    grand marquis are sweet

    i would love a big boat on some 22s
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    I voted but I think you've got this shit all wrong. Here's what you wanna do instead. First you have to buy a cheap suit and spend a little time at your local country club hunting for just the right wealthy older bird. A suave operator like you won't have any trouble infiltrating that little layer of society. Once you've found a quality candidate and gotten her hooked on the DD brand sausage then you can pose the question about storing your pimpmobile in her amply sized garage for the winter. She'd say yes to pretty much anything you asked cuz she's so deeply affectionate towards yer manliness and she's got the space since she sold all of her late husband's car collection. Seems like a win win to me.

    Step into my Hyundai...

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    Didn't you forget option number four???

    Option # four:
    Drive out to the country...find some old bumpkin with a big old barn he isn't using much. Pay him $100. Park the thing in the barn...cover it with a decent car cover and hoof it on down the road...call your buddy from a ways around the nearest corner and he'll come and get you in his Lexus. Or you can have an adventure and maybe hitchhike or take a bus back to the city.

    Here's the social aspect: you will have helped an old bumpkin out who maybe hasn't seen a hundred dollar bill in many a season and will spread the $ around his local community.

    Remember to put clear plastic on top of the cloth cover...as it will have mouse, rat and bat shit all over it when you come to pick it up in the spring.
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    ^^^^^ thats actually a great idea! wont the mice and rats eat away at my car though?

    i dont know how it works in the country
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    Just bought a "barn find" F250 from South Dakota. Pulled the air cleaner and there was a mouse nest under it, and the carb was leaking gas. How that got here from SD without burning up is a mystery to me.
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    ^^^^^ thats actually a great idea! wont the mice and rats eat away at my car though?

    i dont know how it works in the country
    Scatter a few mothballs around the interior and in the engine compartment. That's usually enough to keep the critters from making a home there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    Scatter a few mothballs around the interior and in the engine compartment. That's usually enough to keep the critters from making a home there.
    Or spray the interior with coyote urine.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    I'd just put the whole coyote in the car.
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    It's a flawed poll. There is no selection for "digitaldeath loves the cock."
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    It's a flawed poll. There is no selection for "digitaldeath loves the cock."

    ever heard of projection?

    poll looks great....lots of bootlickers no longer in denial
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    Have you thought about asking Crass3K to watch it for you?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    ever heard of projection?

    poll looks great....lots of bootlickers no longer in denial
    I have Dr. Phil. I suggest that a practical example is your incessant posted abuse hurled at "old fucks", landlords and anyone who defends a property right.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I have Dr. Phil. I suggest that a practical example is your incessant posted abuse hurled at "old fucks", landlords and anyone who defends a property right.

    ya, you haven't heard of it apparently. your example is beyond laughable...it makes no sense
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    I vote MOA. It gives me a distinct location in which I can find said cherry sonata to give innumerable 'door dings' and siphoned gas replaced with urine. All things considered - still probably better than the 6 months of salt the city of Minneapolis deems appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gointhedistance View Post
    I vote MOA. It gives me a distinct location in which I can find said cherry sonata to give innumerable 'door dings' and siphoned gas replaced with urine. All things considered - still probably better than the 6 months of salt the city of Minneapolis deems appropriate.

    waht about your parents house or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    i dont know how it works in the country
    Doods like you go there, and they never return
    That's how it works mostly -
    Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Natures peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn. - John Muir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Have you thought about asking Crass3K to watch it for you?
    dd and crass can come to some accord over a sonata and some whine.
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    1) Drive south to somewhere with no snow that you can park outside and take bus home. In the spring you can take the bus back and pick it up. Free parking and two vacations. Yippie

    2) Find some old person that goes goes south for the winter and rent it to them. Free parking and they pay you. Yippie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todds View Post
    1) Drive south to somewhere with no snow that you can park outside and take bus home. In the spring you can take the bus back and pick it up. Free parking and two vacations. Yippie

    2) Find some old person that goes goes south for the winter and rent it to them. Free parking and they pay you. Yippie.
    those are plausible options; however, i dont like dealing with old fucks. Then the old fucks would put miles on it and ding it up.

    you gotta drive pretty far south to avoid the winter!


    i am disappointed in the proportion of you scuzzbuckets voting "fucking parasite 0/10" - i own two vehicles free and clear, you fucking bitchezz drive cars owned by a bank
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    - i own two vehicles free and clear, you fucking bitchezz drive cars owned by a bank
    It doesn't count when your parents give them to you
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    It doesn't count when your parents give them to you

    ya right dude...im self made - those cars are in my name and theyre even insured!

    i just got done having my wages garnished from bullshit ass dept of edu - i owes about 9k for my poly sci degree

    waht do you owe
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    Crass is doing a year in jail from what I recall.

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    Don't forget this shit.... http://www.drizair.com/
    It will keep that pimp mobile smelling fresh.

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    Am I the only one thinking that you could just put a cover on this bad boy?

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    thats an option for sure, but hardly creative or economical -- car covers are like 80 bucks
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