Rate my plan to SUBVERT the status quo

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 10-20-2014, 06:04 PM

I want to change my Vote. ....I misread and didn't realize it said "whatever, I lick Boots"

**the Cock** · 10-20-2014, 06:12 PM

Wheres the stupid, gay, and not funny option?

Hugh Conway · 10-20-2014, 06:28 PM

This threads +3 Hugh Conways.

**the Cock** · 10-20-2014, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

This threads +3 Hugh Conways.

Stupid, gay, and not funny?

Hugh Conway · 10-20-2014, 06:32 PM

It's the Ogden of shit threads.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 10-20-2014, 06:32 PM

CJ has a new rating system. +3 Hugh Conways = stupid, gay and not funny

Will use.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 10-20-2014, 06:35 PM

Will Bacon, Chicken and Spaghetti taste good together? Of course it will. Even with no sauce. I may even throw in some mushrooms.

**the Cock** · 10-20-2014, 06:35 PM

1 HughConway=Hotbuttmud^1/3

**Hott Butt Mud** · 10-20-2014, 06:37 PM

1 Hugh Conway = East Coast Fluffers who claim to have met Nobis

**Moeghoul** · 10-20-2014, 06:40 PM

DD is a serious thinker.

**the Cock** · 10-20-2014, 06:41 PM

5 hotbuttmudds=still jealous of internet guru (Cock) actually drank beers with Nobis.

Hugh Conway · 10-20-2014, 06:46 PM

universe implosion = Hugh^ ButtMudd*Cock

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 10-20-2014, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by the Cock

5 hotbuttmudds=still jealous of internet guru (Cock) actually drank beers with Nobis.

Who didn't?

**Hott Butt Mud** · 10-20-2014, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

Who didn't?

Yeah, no shit. I remember one time when I saw Nobis at the Big Cottonwood 7-11 buying a 12 pack of 3.2 PBR and two bottles of Fiji water.

the Cock has always been jealous of me for that.

**digitaldeath** · 10-20-2014, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Where do you live? Am I missing why you can't keep this shit van at your residence?

ohhh wait, is this where you say you're going to be in jail for next 12 months?

Minneapolis. In order to keep my 2008 sonata( sunroof) cherry, it's imperative that it stay out of the salt and muck.

I have two cars no payments, bitchezzz. I'd rather not pay monthly dues to store an extra car. I was toying with selling but I like it. It's the Buick of Asia.

If only someone would pay me to store in their garage...

I would guess the actual bootlickers didn't read the full outline I proposed, much less vote for a solution.

**Cruiser** · 10-20-2014, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

If only someone would pay me to store in their garage...

For God's sake man, I already explained to you how to achieve exactly that outcome. Pay attention. Find older rich country club widow. Modernize her plumbing. Make good use of her spare garage space. I mean, you don't exactly strike me as the lothario type who is suffering from an oversupply of poon. So what do you have to lose? The cost of a polyester suit and some argyle socks?

**abraham** · 10-20-2014, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Yeah, no shit. I remember one time when I saw Nobis at the Big Cottonwood 7-11 buying a 12 pack of 3.2 PBR and two bottles of Fiji water.

Since you're all busy circle jerkin, what's the difference?

**philth** · 10-20-2014, 09:11 PM

You lost me at calling your cars Whips……..

**splat** · 10-20-2014, 09:36 PM

On May 17, 1980, the day before that^^happened, I parked my '69 Baccaruda downwind on the roof level of an airport parking lot structure. Within a day, the ash was so deep they plowed it with snowplows, the abrasiveness of that ash so fine it would eat an engine in a few hours. I didn't go back to get that car for 92 days. When I flew back in after the dust had settled, I had my buddy bring a couple towels. We drove up to the roof, wiped off all the dust and he gave me the ticket he got when he went though the mechanical gate arm. I paid fifty cents and drove off. He got to the pay gate and said he'd just come in and the person with the parking ticket got on the plane with the ticket in his pocket.

**DasBlunt** · 10-20-2014, 11:18 PM

hahaha 2008 sonata....like a Saturn but cheaper.

**east or bust** · 10-21-2014, 08:38 AM

Bad idea all around if you ask me.

I did a traffic study a couple weeks ago where I was monitoring parking garages. The cars that looked like they were left in there for a long time (had dust on them) were all vandalized.

**digitaldeath** · 10-21-2014, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by east or bust

Bad idea all around if you ask me.

I did a traffic study a couple weeks ago where I was monitoring parking garages. The cars that looked like they were left in there for a long time (had dust on them) were all vandalized.

thats why i would do bi weekly check in and rotate tires

also, not sure why everyones hating on hyundai.... they are great value and drive like a euro lux car. The flagship the Equus is nearly identical to the LS430. Not to mention the Genesis looks better than the new S class and has a 4.3 motor

**creaky fossil** · 10-21-2014, 09:11 AM

1) get yourself some white shoe polish
2) park car in target location
3) don't get out of car yet, now you must recline the front seats
4) clamber over the console and get to writing on the passenger side windows
5) write this, backwards: STEAL THIS CAR
6) now climb back to the driver's side and do it again
7) exit car
8) install monitor camera obtained from cheapshadetreeespioage.com
9) return to Urban Yuppie Chalet
10) eagerly monitor the camera

**grrrr** · 10-21-2014, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

thats why i would do bi weekly check in and rotate tires

also, not sure why everyones hating on hyundai.... they are great value and drive like a euro lux car. The flagship the Equus is nearly identical to the LS430. Not to mention the Genesis looks better than the new S class and has a 4.3 motor

Grand Marquis, I'm telling you. Your thug persona is suffering here.