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11-08-2019, 08:27 PM #201
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The title of this thread reminds me of something you would see on one of those fundamentalist christian billboards.
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11-08-2019, 09:38 PM #202
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Originally Posted by iceman
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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11-24-2019, 08:07 PM #203
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“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
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11-24-2019, 11:52 PM #204
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^helluvan idea.
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11-25-2019, 07:37 AM #205
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Had my bird in the fridge thawing since last Thursday.
watch out for snakes
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11-25-2019, 07:48 AM #206
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I'm just roasting a breast this year. Still deciding on the spice blend that will go into the dry brine for it.
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11-25-2019, 09:25 AM #207
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This is where I typically tout the benefits of a deep fried turkey, but we’re changing it up this year. The past two years have been bad news for a bunch of reasons. We didn’t eat until almost 8 last year. It was a quick, tense meal that was capped by my dementia addled mom declaring that the whole thing “blows goats”.
This year, we’re changing the venue and letting Whole Foods do all the cooking. I’m beyond excited.Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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11-25-2019, 11:05 AM #208
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And hopefully no goat fellatio this year. That's a hard no for me. Originally Posted by bagtagley
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11-25-2019, 11:06 AM #209
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How you doin? Originally Posted by riser3
Originally Posted by powder11
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11-25-2019, 11:31 AM #210
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I'm picking up an 18 lb. fresh bird on Tuesday. Cutting it in half, brining one half for the smoker, the other half will be disassembled for sous vide (self-brining). Did this combo last year to rave reviews.
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11-25-2019, 01:05 PM #211
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Why a massive bird instead of two smaller ones? Basically everything I have ever read says bigger birds are not better.
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11-25-2019, 02:33 PM #212
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Recipe? Originally Posted by oftpiste
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11-25-2019, 04:32 PM #213
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A little holiday trivia for you:
Making "crane berry" sauce now.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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11-25-2019, 07:29 PM #214
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Did two smaller birds last year, one smoked, one sous vide, worked great. Trying a different approach this time. It's pretty hard to fuck up/dry out the sous vide so size probably doesn't matter. Smoking the other half low and slow so unlikely to fuck that up, but it's possible. Originally Posted by SB
I suspect the 'small bird better' theory applies more to traditional roasting methods, but we'll see!
Smoke recipe pretty typical. Brine overnight, simple s&p rub, smoke at 250-ish until done, probably about 5 hours.
Sous vide turkey recipe here:
https://www.chefsteps.com/activities...est-feast-ever Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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11-26-2019, 05:20 AM #215
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THX!
I just got a sous vide tool and forgot to get a recipe book. DOH!watch out for snakes
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11-26-2019, 06:24 AM #216
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12 lbs turkey will be spat choked and get the dry brine treatment tomorrow and sit in fridge for 20+ hrs... Will be smoked in the Big Green Egg at 350 degrees and pulled at 160... Never let's me down and so easy...!
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11-27-2019, 09:46 AM #217
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Turkey in the brine! Woot!
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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11-27-2019, 10:26 AM #218
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Spat choked?
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-27-2019, 11:43 AM #219
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You so phunny! Originally Posted by irul&ublo
No..... it's a small bird no need to spatchcock. Will go on the grill on a rack in normal fashion.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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11-27-2019, 11:44 AM #220
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You have to break the back. Full on Purrrfect. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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11-27-2019, 12:56 PM #221
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chefsteps.com FTW. Originally Posted by SB
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11-27-2019, 02:18 PM #222
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Spatched and cocked and half into the wet brine. The other half into vacuum bags with a dry brine until they go in the bath tonight. Originally Posted by KQ
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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11-27-2019, 02:43 PM #223
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I'll see your turkey and raise you: Originally Posted by oftpiste
Mashed potatoes made
Pie in the oven
Green beans blanched
Cornbread for stuffing made“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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11-27-2019, 02:58 PM #224
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Turkey dry brine in process...
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11-27-2019, 06:12 PM #225
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awright you....
Double batch of creme Brûlée made.
Chocolate chip meringue cookies made.
Turkey stock 14 hr simmer and jarred up.
Two guest rooms cleaned and prepped.
Dark bits of half the bird going into it's 24 hour bath shortly.
Vacuumed, blahblahblah.
Sides are tomorrow's tasks cuz they'll turn brown if I do my mis en place now....
Happy Thanksgiving darlin'!
Originally Posted by KQ
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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