2014/15 Mt. Hood/Mt. Bachelor

[spook]

Mind if we start a pool or contest to guess if u 'expire?'

go for it. I'm in one to see how long you'll keep being a whiney nimrod. the worst kind of nimrod.

[SgtSkidmark]

Like Powholic, I procreated this offseason. Is a 3 month old too young to ride in my backpack while I ski? He's really strong and I'm an expert FWIW.

[Southeast Maggot]

how long timewise for one lap up and back? how much up? how much down?

Ehhhhhhh probably 4-5 hours up, 30-45 min back down.

[Patarero]

on the up, figure 2-3mph + 1hr for every 1k of vert
down: about 1/5 the time it took to get up

altho, those guys ^^^ are probably faster

SE Mag can make 1.5 - 2k /hr. Climbing to the top of Palmer usually ~2k+/hr.

[TBS]

Like Powholic, I procreated this offseason. Is a 3 month old too young to ride in my backpack while I ski? He's really strong and I'm an expert FWIW.

Mazel Tov!

There's old pics around of Telemike skiing with his kid in a pack...so I don't see a problem once they have the neck strength to hold their heads still. And you don't ski tele, so you aren't at risk for making the kid gay...

[::: :::]

Like Powholic, I procreated this offseason.

What was your training like?

Is a 3 month old too young to ride in my backpack while I ski? He's really strong and I'm an expert FWIW.

Crack the pack a little for air (or give him your avalung); and don't cinch the straps too much, he might crush your lunch

Congrats!

[::: :::]

SE Mag can make 1.5 - 2k /hr. Climbing to the top of Palmer usually ~2k+/hr.

Waay faster than me

[SgtSkidmark]

Mazel Tov!

There's old pics around of Telemike skiing with his kid in a pack...so I don't see a problem once they have the neck strength to hold their heads still. And you don't ski tele, so you aren't at risk for making the kid gay...

Randonee the gay away! But you know that.

What was your training like?

First run, I ripped it switch to the road like a beast. Turns out I qualified and didn't need the second run.

[TBS]

Randonee the gay away! But you know that.

Speaking of which, ya oughta bring the kid to Bachy for Vertfest. Baby's first cone lap!

[SgtSkidmark]

Speaking of which, ya oughta bring the kid to Bachy for Vertfest. Baby's first cone lap!

Not a bad idea. Cone lap, tomahawk the cirque, then photograph my groomer tracks for the interwebz. Could check a lot off this season's list.

[jonesy]

I know some ballet moves, you could show us some Gnar skiing.

[puma]

Not a bad idea. Cone lap, tomahawk the cirque, then photograph my groomer tracks for the interwebz. Could check a lot off this season's list.

Nice. How will your ancient bindings hold up in that Cirque tomahawk?

cc: Jonesy, Spook.

[astralboy15]

If anyone knows anyone who lost a wallet yesterday at Meadows in the parking lot I found one and left it at the lost and found.

[spook]

Not a bad idea. Cone lap, tomahawk the cirque, then photograph my groomer tracks for the interwebz. Could check a lot off this season's list.

you have to bomb the cirque first so that you lose perspective. that is the key to the tomahawk, thumbelina

[spook]

also, don't forget to have rei warranty your decades old bindings

[Sessiøn]

Mazel Tov!

There's old pics around of Telemike skiing with his kid in a pack...so I don't see a problem once they have the neck strength to hold their heads still. And you don't ski tele, so you aren't at risk for making the kid gay...

I wouldn't count on it.

[SgtSkidmark]

I know some ballet moves, you could show us some Gnar skiing.

Would be honored to be in your presence. If Gnar skiing means pole-whacking cornices to death and flailing, I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man......

Nice. How will your ancient bindings hold up in that Cirque tomahawk?

Binders should hold up...but that old sollyfit plate...I dunno.

you have to bomb the cirque first so that you lose perspective. that is the key to the tomahawk, thumbelina

So true. Oriented tomahawking is for gapers!

I wouldn't count on it.

You wouldn't count on me being strictly heels locked, or wouldn't count on my kid being into girls? Because I promise I'll never experience drop-kneed wee wee tingling. And my son is clearly straight judging by his 24/7 obsession with what used to be my boobs.

[jonesy]

Make the drive, will hook you up. You'll have to be on your a game to top the tomahawk crew.

[TBS]

...tomahawk the cirque

Baby's first Helicopter ride!

[sillyputty]

Soft conditions on Bachelor, skiing the bowl was a great change of pace. Northwest is gnarly.

[jonesy]

Soft conditions on Bachelor, skiing the bowl was a great change of pace. Northwest is gnarly.

Eh you left out the part about it starting the r*&n @ 130. Lots of ladies out today. It was soft and fun,the snow that is.

[TBS]

MtB will be an epic clusterfuck tomorrow. Stunt ditch competition at Pine, HuckTillYerHospitalized comp off Sky, and OAS will be out in force hosting 100 wounded warriors and their families. All on warm wet snow

[puma]

MtB will be an epic clusterfuck tomorrow. Stunt ditch competition at Pine, HuckTillYerHospitalized comp off Sky, and OAS will be out in force hosting 100 wounded warriors and their families. All on warm wet snow

I forget your trade, but I am guessing it's not in the marketing department at Bachelor?

[spook]

no, but he'll fellate the entire department to feel like he belongs to the "community."

[spook]

well, except for the wounded warriors. he'll just bitch about them contributing to the clusterfuck.