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  1. #1
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    Paging the Angry Whelk

    So we can honor you on the official Maggot Cycling Jersey, we need a really good, big picture of you for the art department to work with.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    The Whelk's PR Agent sent me this note:

    "Whelk feel his contribute no appreciated, he go back to cavern under sea, wait for mankind to extinguish self with pollute, then he come back."

    There you have it.

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    Sounds a bit angry.

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    Flava Lover

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=21833

    Even Whelks spray mogul hopping kooks

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    I need more Whelk more than more cowbell.
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    Ready to (ab)-use

    Ready to thaw out. Careful how you (ab)-use it.

    when not on the snow what else do i do...

    http://www.jatho-craftsman.blogspot.com/

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    I think the girlfriend test will involve the original thread with the angry whelk. If she reads it and doesn't laugh, I'm launching her. If she tells me she's offended because she's part of earthshine, I'll make her eat a hamburger. If she does that and her armpits and legs are shaved, she's got potential. If she laughs and I say "you thought it was funny?" and she replies "VOID CRACKER!!" she's a keeper. If she tells me to bukkake on her face, I'm buying a ring.

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    Best GF test I've ever heard of.

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    Angry



    and you are drown.

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    what ever happened to the "earth shine" project? did they adopt the whelk? or did they disrespect?

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    Angry

    Quote Originally Posted by freshies
    what ever happened to the "earth shine" project? did they adopt the whelk? or did they disrespect?

    the whole school is drown.

    those un-know crackers lack filial piety, and their grades are suffer.


    motherfuck kids, SHINJUKU!

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    Looks like Earthshire become Earthspew.

    Oh, and, by the way, Whelk, it looks like you've been busy.

    °”rale, vato!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shmerham
    I think the girlfriend test will involve the original thread with the angry whelk. If she reads it and doesn't laugh, I'm launching her. If she tells me she's offended because she's part of earthshine, I'll make her eat a hamburger. If she does that and her armpits and legs are shaved, she's got potential. If she laughs and I say "you thought it was funny?" and she replies "VOID CRACKER!!" she's a keeper. If she tells me to bukkake on her face, I'm buying a ring.

    post of the year, in my opinion

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    oh my god.
    I have mastered all major sporting activities to a high degree of mediocrity.

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    Yeah, that's regal queen of england material there


    since when did stuffing grasses into your hair become fashion???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot
    Yeah, that's regal queen of england material there


    since when did stuffing grasses into your hair become fashion???
    Grass in your hair is just incidental to being an ugly cow.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    Canadian gets spewed

    I had already photoshoped my fat friend when SHINJUKU!

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    I just noticed my iPhone has a whelk.

    No eyes. So Iím not sure if itís angry.
    I think itís sleeping

    🌪
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    ďLife has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.Ē
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    fuck that brings back some memories and I never even met the guy
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    All are drown
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.

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    Thatís old skool TGRz right there.


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    You're all welcome.

    RIP Plakespear.
    I remember a bottomless freedom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    I just noticed my iPhone has a whelk.

    No eyes. So I’m not sure if it’s angry.
    I think it’s sleeping

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    You probably don't want to wake it up....

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