Thinking of taking a 9 yr old to a tranny show

[Timberridge]

Would this be wrong?

Long story short. His mom's away, and his grandma has a cribbage game so she can't watch him. I figure he'll see one at some point, so why not go with dad? It's probably something I can work the "birds and bees" talk in with, killing two birds with one stone. He's a good kid, does well at school (straight A's so far) but not because of anything I do.

What's the collective think?

[MarcusBrody]

I'd like to hear the facts of life talk that comes out of this:

"So sometimes you're about to get with a bird, then BAM! out comes the stinger!"

[bigAK]

depends - what type of vape does he prefer? Also, how many tequila shots will you be buying him? Is his RA going to find out?

[Timberridge]

depends - what type of vape does he prefer? Also, how many tequila shots will you be buying him? Is his RA going to find out?

I'm not even sure what a vape is.

But as far as alcohol, no. He's taking an antibiotic for strep throat for 10 days and the doctor said no alcohol while he's on it.

[carvedog]

Don't do it. Too confusing. My parents took me to one at 13 and it fucked me up. Maybe your 9 year old has better processing skills than I did at 13 but good God.
I am not gay FWIW but I really didn't understand and I was really confused by the whole thing.

[NW_SKIER]

What's the worst that could come it? He learns that he loves going to erotic-type clubs with his dad and eventually develops a lifelong weed habit to mask his confusion about life in general while you disapprovingly look on? No worries there.

[that dude who did that thing]

I don't know a lot of 9-year-olds that are capable of truly understanding how a transmission works. Hell, I still don't have a complete grasp on automatics.

[irul&ublo]

Would this be wrong?

Long story short. His mom's away, and his grandma has a cribbage game so she can't watch him. I figure he'll see one at some point, so why not go with dad? It's probably something I can work the "birds and bees" talk in with, killing two birds with one stone. He's a good kid, does well at school (straight A's so far) but not because of anything I do.

What's the collective think?

PM Rontele

[bigAK]

He's taking an antibiotic for strep throat for 10 days and the doctor said no alcohol while he's on it.

MDs are a bunch of pill pushing hacks (probably a fucking jersey transplant too!) - what does your gut tell you?

[creaky fossil]

I think 9 is a little late, I hear optimum experience and lifelong positive impact happens for most kids around 5 or 6 years old. Also, I understand the chances for a positive experience increase radically if you abandon the little one there and don't return until well after closing.

[booner]

9 is a bit early.

my buddy waited until he was about 25

based on his reaction I'd suggest waiting even longer

[NW_SKIER]

Be sure and let us know in about nine years how things are going with him though. Because at that age, he will be ripe for some secondhand parenting and tgr is the best place for receiving such advice.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Would this be wrong?

Long story short. His mom's away, and his grandma has a cribbage game so she can't watch him. I figure he'll see one at some point, so why not go with dad? It's probably something I can work the "birds and bees" talk in with, killing two birds with one stone. He's a good kid, does well at school (straight A's so far) but not because of anything I do.

What's the collective think?

Make sure you get the whole experience of Tijuana, not just the tranny show.

[Tap]

you're an idiot. plain and simple.

[flatlander#2]

Got pics of the grandma? I love playing cribbage.

[irul&ublo]

I was thinking about this some more and think it's OK... Kids love Optimus Prime and Bumblebee

[oftpiste]

Just make sure to take him to the one skiballs is performing in.

[Mazderati]

[WaistDeepGroomers]

Make sure you get the whole experience of Tijuana, not just the tranny show.

Hahaha. And make sure to only get late-night tacos al pastor at the spots with the line... otherwise his butt's gonna run til you get back to the Bay Area.

[bendtheski]

9, 19; just don't take him to see cats.

[systemoverblow'd]

pre or post-op?

[stuckathuntermtn]

What do a bunch of transmissions on display have to do with the birds and the bees?

[Mazderati]

[irul&ublo]

pre or post-op?

A connossiuer

[Timberridge]

you're an idiot. plain and simple.

This kind of vitriol is not necessary.