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    Taking your just turned 18 year old son to a strip club

    What do you fools think.
    Good stories from your youth welcome.

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    sounds creepy as fuck to me, but i'm a non-breeder, ymmv.
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    ^ I"m talking about the ones that have women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    ^ I"m talking about the ones that have women.
    like 'in a box on the porch', nope.
    not a creeper.
    that really is a weird thing to say, 'have women', huh?
    have fun staring at yer son's boner bulge, creep.
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    ^ Freud called, he would like you to come in for more therapy.

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    Creepy...
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    bad idea.

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    Last person I'd want to go to a strip club with is my dad. Especially when I was 18.

    Alpy's idea is best.

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    Dad and I used to go together, but just to say hi to mom.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    beeroutnose
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    you're a dickhead, why not teach him dickhead things like objectifying women.

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    Super creepy. Like yikes!
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    You should tell him what strip club you'll be at so as to be sure not to go.


    Apparently my dad took our golden retriever to strip club in Duluth one time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Super creepy. Like yikes!
    Lol lol you are on point
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    shouldn't even be looking down that road or his crotch,
    but rolling a fatty and sharing seems like it couldn't hurt.

    Win 6789

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    So doing drugs with your kids is good.
    Checking out some T&A is bad.
    I'm not quite sure what to make of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Smoking a bowl or having a beer with your kids is good.
    Checking out some T&A with your creeper dad is bad.
    FIFY.....

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    Who said good? It's just not creepy as fuck

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    Ill take your 18 yo daughter

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    I'm just imagining having my son with me in some of the situations I've been in at peelers over the years...poor kid would be in for a hell of an education

    I'd be down for dropping my son and his buddies off at the ballet
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    So doing drugs with your kids is good.
    Checking out some T&A is bad.
    I'm not quite sure what to make of this.
    Skiballs, you have always been a fuckin idiot, so let me clue you in.
    1) Old doods don't go to strip clubs, as the girls all look like their daughters friends and that is just fuckin creepy.
    2) you live in a state where an 18 year old can go in a strip club? I hear Deliverance music.
    3) Go skiing with your kid, leave the weird shit to him and his friends.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    go have a beer together and cast a line then.
    I thought you hippy types were more liberated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post

    Apparently my dad took our golden retriever to strip club in Duluth one time.
    That explains a lot. Tommy Smothers syndrome...


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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Skiballs, you have always been a fuckin idiot, so let me clue you in.
    1) Old doods don't go to strip clubs, as the girls all look like their daughters friends and that is just fuckin creepy.
    2) you live in a state where an 18 year old can go in a strip club? I hear Deliverance music.
    3) Go skiing with your kid, leave the weird shit to him and his friends.
    Bailed any your kids out of jail this week? You don't seem to be shy about looking at 20 year olds on the internet. Neither do most of you guys.

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