Taking your just turned 18 year old son to a strip club

[BaNosser]

He was married to my Mom until he passed away. That doesn't mean she gelded him. I've been married for 17+ years now (and was monogamous with my now wife for 3 years before that) and have 2 kids. In my Bohemian world going to a peeler joint isn't cheating on your spouse, but fucking or getting a blow-job from someone is. All I know is that the one and only time I went to a strip club with my Dad was a fucking hoot.

That said I don't think I've been to a strip club since Woodsy's bachelor party, and that was what - 6 years ago? Have watched some imported strippers at some parties since then but ... meh.

I hear ya.... In my Bohemian world it isn't either... I definitely frequented the local skin joints in my younger days (Swede's, Cockatoo, Shotgun Willies..) and have more recently been in my share in and around Vegas.. but never with my old man... and I personally don't see accompanying my kiddos to a peeler in 6 and 9 yrs respectfully... but, any great memory you have with your old man is a good thing...

[irul&ublo]

In my Bohemian world going to a peeler joint isn't cheating on your spouse, but fucking or getting a blow-job from someone is. .

What about an angry handie from a third shift casino cocktail waitress?

[booner]

What about an angry handie from a third shift casino cocktail waitress?

perfectly acceptable

My wife told me last night she wants me to get a girlfriend that just jerks me off and gives me blow jobs....YYYYES!!!!

[riser4]

What about an angry handie from a third shift casino cocktail waitress?

If you have to ask then you probably already know the answer.

[bigAK]

If you have to ask then...

herpes.

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[Marshall Tucker]

solidly in the eeewwww gross camp.

[riser4]

Just don't admit to serving your son alcohol or you'll end up nuking your own thread.

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[riser4]

herpes.

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Too soon.

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[strawjack]

Just don't admit to serving your son alcohol or you'll end up nuking your own thread.

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Oh the butthurt from the JONG. Did I take your life away by deleting a thread. You need a life little boy.

[Tippster]

What about an angry handie from a third shift casino cocktail waitress?

The angrier it is the more acceptable it is, I would think.

[riser4]

Oh the butthurt from the JONG. Did I take your life away by deleting a thread. You need a life little boy.

Oh noes! I got called a name on the interwebz. waaaaaaaaaanhhhhhhh

[skiballs]

So boys and girls, the aforementioned young adult, will be senior in film school this fall. The movie he is producing this fall, is about a 17 year old girl that seeks advice, about losing her virginity, from the strippers that bowl at the bowling alley she works at.

And you assholes thought I wasn't teaching my son valuable life skills.
Well not all of you, just the repressed ones.

[Sirshredalot]

So boys and girls, the aforementioned young adult, will be senior in film school this fall. The movie he is producing this fall, is about a 17 year old girl that seeks advice, about losing her virginity, from the strippers that bowl at the bowling alley she works at.

And you assholes thought I wasn't teaching my son valuable life skills.
Well not all of you, just the repressed ones.

Some of us have pull in Park City and much more experience in a strip joint than you do. Post quality pics of the strippers and we will make things happen.

[BmillsSkier]

So boys and girls, the aforementioned young adult, will be senior in film school this fall. The movie he is producing this fall, is about a 17 year old girl that seeks advice, about losing her virginity, from the strippers that bowl at the bowling alley she works at.

Coen Brothers meets Farrelly Brothers? I'd watch.

[iceman]

My wife told me last night she wants me to get a girlfriend that just jerks me off and gives me blow jobs....YYYYES!!!!

We need an update on this.

[BmillsSkier]

We need an update on this.

Yeah, it's not every day you can land a third shift casino cocktail waitress as your side piece.

[Dantheman]

We need an update on this.

If he had a lick of sense he just found a good rub-n-tug joint.

[Chugachjed]

shouldn't even be looking down that road or his crotch,
but rolling a fatty and sharing seems like it couldn't hurt.

My pops took me when I was 18. After he smoked me down. Pretty sure he wasn't looking at my boner. Didn't seem that weird to me.

[muted]

My pops took me when I was 18. After he smoked me down. Pretty sure he wasn't looking at my boner. Didn't seem that weird to me.

Poor choice of words, but I think he got you high, right?

[Chugachjed]

Yea, he had the weed.

[shroom]

see kids, weed - not even once.

[booner]

Yeah, it's not every day you can land a third shift casino cocktail waitress as your side piece.

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