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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Saw stuff that day I've been trying to forget for the last 20 years.
    The reptilian part of your brain will never let it go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Would you take a kid to see an R movie? Depending on the location (Atlanta for example) strip clubs can be just like sports bars. Watch a game and get lunch with naked women prancing around. Is Hooters really that much different?

    Cheetah Atlanta:




    that place oozes class. the parking lot is full of trucks and one mercedes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Saw stuff that day I've been trying to forget for the last 20 years.
    Otoh, I saw stuff at the now closed Cecil Hotel in Vancouver I hope I never forget. Team of Russian strippers vs the Canadians. Russians ftw.

  4. #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Your first advice was to get the kid stoned. Now you're seeing eye to eye with spoke. Maybe the weed's messin' you up more than you realize.
    I never said I thought the strip club thing was a good idea, just thought it would be an interesting topic. Some of you bitches need to lighten the fuck up.
    it's your previous status as dickhead that colors the responses. maybe you should call some of your son's friends and ask them if it's okay if you watch your son get a boner. or better yet, maybe you should invite all his friends and you can watch a gaggle of young boys get boners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    I'm not talking about porn. I'm talking about stuff like asking Sage C. if he banged X female skier, etc. etc. Plus a bunch of other stuff that has been posted. Not that I care, it's the internet, whatever, just thought it was funny.
    I agree on the questions to sage about his sex life - it was also crass - not our crass - just tasteless and lame - well that kind of is our crass

    and yes there is a fair amount of misogyny on this board

    and yes it is funny given the history of this place, I totally agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    it's your previous status as dickhead that colors the responses. maybe you should call some of your son's friends and ask them if it's okay if you watch your son get a boner. or better yet, maybe you should invite all his friends and you can watch a gaggle of young boys get boners.
    Just go cash your disability check and seek professional help, pervert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I once went to a strip club called the Regal Beagle Social Club with a guy who was a regular. Saw stuff that day I've been trying to forget for the last 20 years.
    Beagles?

    Sounds like digideath's Dad's goldie would have enjoyed that.

    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Apparently my dad took our golden retriever to strip club in Duluth one time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Just go cash your disability check and seek professional help, pervert.
    sorry, i have to break 100 today!

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    Still his dad, not his friend, however much you wish you were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XavierD View Post
    Still his dad, not his friend, however much you wish you were.
    Exactly. Dad would use the experience to teach his son. There are women who will do or say anything to get what they want.
    The college Jr is attending is 1/4 mile from the beach. 65% of the student body is female. My guess is there's a lot more talent walking around campus, than at the local titty bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Exactly. Dad would use the experience to teach his son. There are women who will do or say anything to get what they want.
    The college Jr is attending is 1/4 mile from the beach. 65% of the student body is female. My guess is there's a lot more talent walking around campus, than at the local titty bar.
    wooooosh! the only thing you can teach him by taking him to a strip club is how to be like you and he has probably already decided about that.

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    Skiballs once again proves he is a creepy douche.

    Strip club is the ultimate failure in a mans life. All female connections have dried up and staring at half ugly women on a stage, live, is their only idea of pursuit.

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    Goddamnit! I'm gonna have to go with what he said.^^^

    Strip clubs are lame. Going with your dad double lame. You should teach him that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    i still would rather introduce my children to alcohol and drugs myself instead of a stranger giving those substances to them.
    Absolutely. Especially my daughters before going away to college. I'm always amazed by the parents who send their kids to that environment unprepared.

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    I think he would truly learn what it means to be a man if you were to do Ketamine speedballs with him.

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    Young skiballs: "Hey dad, wanna do something together tonight?"
    skiballs: "Sure, what say you and I head over to the Eager Beaver?"
    Y-sb: "Geez, really...the strip joint?"
    sb: "Grab that $100 bill grandma gave you for your 18th. I'll wait in the car"
    Y-sb: "But...I was saving that to buy some new park skis"
    sb: "There's more than one way to do a nose butter 540, son"
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    I have so little desire to go to a strip club as it is, the thought of going with my dad is truely horrifying.
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I think he would truly learn what it means to be a man if you were to do Ketamine speedballs with him.
    I hadn't thought of that. Thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Young skiballs: "Hey dad, wanna do something together tonight?"
    skiballs: "Sure, what say you and I head over to the Eager Beaver?"
    Y-sb: "Geez, really...the strip joint?"
    sb: "Grab that $100 bill grandma gave you for your 18th. I'll wait in the car"
    Y-sb: "But...I was saving that to buy some new park skis"
    sb: "There's more than one way to do a nose butter 540, son"
    First off, it's a pick up truck, moran.
    Second, I'd make him bring the rolls of quarters, two.

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    The stuff on TV can be a lot creepier than a strip club. Hard to watch SOA or even GOT with my kid (late twenties).

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Second, I'd make him bring the rolls of quarters, two.
    Coin operated strippers?

    Classy as fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    even GOT with my kid (late twenties).
    Dragons give him boners?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    A lot of chicks love going to strip clubs too. Gets them all worked up and primed for future debautchery for the evening. Its not just a place for old pervy guys.

    Many moons ago I moved into a new apartment complex at the exact same time as these two 18yo chicks (I was in my mid-30's). I helped them move some furniture and we went to Target together, etc. I was literally the only guy they knew in town so they started showing up at my apartment in the evenings looking for booze and wanting to check out the town. They especially wanted to check out the 18yo/no alcohol/all nude strip club across town. I never did hook up with either chick (no regrets because 18 is young and I'm lame) but they very quickly found cooler guys to hang with and I have no doubt that they each did some stripping of their own eventually. (Ok I admit there is a little regret but damn they looked young and were soooooo stupid).

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    Quote Originally Posted by jma233 View Post
    A lot of chicks love going to strip clubs too. Gets them all worked up and primed for future debautchery for the evening. Its not just a place for old pervy guys.

    Many moons ago I moved into a new apartment complex at the exact same time as these two 18yo chicks (I was in my mid-30's). I helped them move some furniture and we went to Target together, etc. I was literally the only guy they knew in town so they started showing up at my apartment in the evenings looking for booze and wanting to check out the town. They especially wanted to check out the 18yo/no alcohol/all nude strip club across town. I never did hook up with either chick (no regrets because 18 is young and I'm lame) but they very quickly found cooler guys to hang with and I have no doubt that they each did some stripping of their own eventually. (Ok I admit there is a little regret but damn they looked young and were soooooo stupid).
    Did they drive a Subaru and hold hands a lot?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    Strip club is the ultimate failure in a mans life. All female connections have dried up and staring at half ugly women on a stage, live, is their only idea of pursuit.
    While I agree with you, isn't that also the life of most bachelors in ski towns? What you describe doesn't seem much different than some of the desperation I've witnessed at the Mangy Moose or the Broken Spoke.

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    These girls were definitely going to experiment with girls, midgets, you name it.

    Gotta love SoCal girls.

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