Super sperm

**Gripen** · 09-02-2014, 05:38 PM

wife and I went to fertility clinic on advice of my oncologist about potentially having children after all my shitty chemo and radiation. I've been through. while I realize its is a line from the sitcom ROE he said after the abuse my body has seen with all the cancer therapy that I had super sperm that appeared to be fairly viable and to attempt natural conception if we wanted might not that we haven't been practicing and we might not even need Ivf like the nueroncologists had suggested.

Super sperm!! best doc appt in years

**timnormandin** · 09-02-2014, 06:08 PM

Well all right then. Party on. Best of luck.

**Benny Profane** · 09-02-2014, 06:09 PM

Beware of Kryptonite condoms.

**MMP** · 09-02-2014, 06:56 PM

Congrats. Can't be easy to run off a batch in the dr's offiice.

Ahh who am I kidding?

**Gripen** · 09-02-2014, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by MMP

Congrats. Can't be easy to run off a batch in the dr's offiice.

Ahh who am I kidding?

there was three TV monitors showing interracial porn and one with Asian porn. it was interesting. Never had to jerk off under pressure. then was asked if I got it all in the sample cup or if they needed to clean anything up. Wife thought that was hilarious and

**frorider** · 09-02-2014, 07:14 PM

And what?

**Cruiser** · 09-02-2014, 07:15 PM

Wow. That is straight out of a sitcom. I didn't know docs still did it that way. I've been asked to bring a sample in with me, but never had a request to produce on on the spot in the office.

You know, since you're kind of over-sharing anyway I have a couple of questions that should help to flesh this whole story out a bit for the minions. Did the wife assist? Or were you left to your own devices? Did you feel a sense of pride when you walked out of the room with your specimen cup? Or was it kind of weird? I'd be kinda weirded out if I was in there for either a really long or really short time. What's the over under on that, like 7 minutes?

Either way, good luck on the baby making! I hope it all works out (but not too quickly, ya know?).

**booner** · 09-02-2014, 07:58 PM

I'd have to request a hot nurse to stick a finger in my ass at least

**Gripen** · 09-02-2014, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

Wow. That is straight out of a sitcom. I didn't know docs still did it that way. I've been asked to bring a sample in with me, but never had a request to produce on on the spot in the office.

You know, since you're kind of over-sharing anyway I have a couple of questions that should help to flesh this whole story out a bit for the minions. Did the wife assist? Or were you left to your own devices? Did you feel a sense of pride when you walked out of the room with your specimen cup? Or was it kind of weird? I'd be kinda weirded out if I was in there for either a really long or really short time. What's the over under on that, like 7 minutes?

Either way, good luck on the baby making! I hope it all works out (but not too quickly, ya know?).

left to own devices and it was awkward as Shit handing it to the lab tech. I have to do urine samples every two weeks but you put in this carousel spinny thing so you never see anyone. Was really surprised when she said just bring it back to me... Was weird as Fuck.

**Gripen** · 09-02-2014, 08:01 PM

she did ask me if I knew how to do itI assured her I've been pro since early teens.

**DickMerkin** · 09-02-2014, 08:03 PM

Super sperm.

Shot some on your sister last night...

**Gripen** · 09-02-2014, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by frorider

And what?

laughed hard???
I fucked up spacing and punctuation on this fucking phone.

**Tech Tonics** · 09-02-2014, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by booner

I'd have to request a hot nurse to stick a finger in my ass at least

you can only come with something up your ass? huh.

**neufox47** · 09-02-2014, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Gripen

she did ask me if I knew how to do itI assured her I've been pro since early teens.

Dude... That nurse better have been ugly.

**TBS** · 09-02-2014, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Gripen

she did ask me if I knew how to do itI assured her I've been pro since early teens.

Dude! The correct answer is "i happily accept your offer of assistance. Thank you so much"

**jma233** · 09-02-2014, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Gripen

there was three TV monitors showing interracial porn and one with Asian porn. it was interesting.

You're SOL if you're an impotent AND a racist.

**Tye 1on** · 09-02-2014, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by jma233

You're SOL if you're a impotent AND a racist.

sorta gotta hope so anyways...

get it gripper!!

**Timberridge** · 09-03-2014, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by booner

I'd have to request a hot nurse to stick a finger in my ass at least

**iceman** · 09-03-2014, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by frorider

And what?

Right? Left us hanging.

I guess my question is, would it kill them to help you? I mean, they have gloves and stuff, it's not like they're gonna get a disease or pregnant or anything, give a guy a hand!

On the other hand (so to speak) having a doctor tell your wife that you need to fuck more is possibly the best medical outcome ever, congrats.

**booner** · 09-03-2014, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Ha..not exactly what i was thinking

**skibee** · 09-03-2014, 08:57 AM

BEST DOCTOR APPT EVER! (until the one you have where I get to help out of course!!!)

**huckbucket** · 09-03-2014, 08:59 AM

When wife and I were trying for #3 (and failing), I was doing the sperm drop-off thing. First trip to the counter and wouldn't you know that a bud of mine was working the centrifuges. Talk about awkward ... although more so for him because he's the one that had to handle my spunk.

Nice work (?) Gripen.

**Grape_Ape** · 09-03-2014, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

His name's Dick Ferri. Heehehe.

**Timberridge** · 09-03-2014, 09:31 AM

I've heard this term from a few people before that have used these clinics. But being a skeptic and average in most endeavors, I'm always suspicious when someone starts slinging compliments my way. Pretty sure average sperm can get someone pregnant too.