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  1. #676
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    &quot;She flew to Cleveland from Dallas on Oct. 10 and flew back on Oct. 13. She was diagnosed as having Ebola the next day.&quot;<br />
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    I predict up to 25 eventually out of this one. If she took a piss on that flight and the next person, and the next....the jig is up.

    You didn't even mention all the people she infected by digging around in her itchy ebola ridden snatch and wiping the slime on the armrest.... And then somebody probably picked their nose and the next thing you know, Renee Russo is dying. Nice job assholes.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

  2. #677
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    Does Renee count as a MILF or a GILF fetish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    "She flew to Cleveland from Dallas on Oct. 10 and flew back on Oct. 13. She was diagnosed as having Ebola the next day."

    I predict up to 25 eventually out of this one. If she took a piss on that flight and the next person, and the next....the jig is up.
    Um. No. It's not a cold.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    The 21 day period should be up for Thomas Eric Duncan's prehospital contacts.
    In with the 9.

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    I was hoping to lose Glenn Close before Renee Russo.. This is bullshit

    And technically they should both be of GILF age. MILF implies some remaining ability to have offspring, at least in my fantasies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    eat a dick.
    Gee, and you're not even on the list.

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    Calm down everyone, we got this. Got it on lockdown. Situation normal...



    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...k-9804428.html

    A Texas healthcare worker who had handled a blood sample of Thomas Duncan, the Liberian man who died from Ebola in the US earlier this month, has been quarantined in her room aboard the Carnival Magic cruise ship.
    Life is not lift served.

  8. #683
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    they're going to give the ocean ebola when they dump the ship's shit tanks

  9. #684
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    Holy shitballs, she handled a blood sample!!!! Was it in a water balloon that hadn't been tied off, or a bucket with a broken handle, or a leaky ziploc baggie, or what?

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    Bucket with a broken handle.
    Life is not lift served.

  11. #686
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    There's a hole in the bucket, ebola ebola
    There's a hole in the bucket, ebola, a hole
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Then fix it Obama, Obama, Obama.
    Then fix it Obama.
    Obama fix it.
    Life is not lift served.

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    For all the retardation in The Padded Room moments like above make it totally worth it..... And the naked redheads.

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    Prove it wiff teh nekkid gingers

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    That has to be the most rational thing I've ever heard on fox news (except for the part about Ebola tanking the Dow--that has to do with the lousy economy in Europe and China and the propensity of Wall Street traders to react to every piece of news like the average paranoid American reacts to Ebola.
    It's rational if you take the cynical view. Fox News knows this is BS, but still wants to use it to attack Obama. What they don't want is to give any leverage to increasing financial support to the CDC, NIH, the NSF or any other acronyms not owned by Dick Cheney. And they surely do not want to give any leverage to continued funding to support public health in third world countries.

    I generally don't pay attention to bloggers, but this one is worth reading:

    http://www.stonekettle.com/2014/10/e...like-this.html
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    gopro tanked the Dow after it split schumie's skull open and left him a vegie

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr View Post
    I generally don't pay attention to bloggers, but this one is worth reading:

    http://www.stonekettle.com/2014/10/e...like-this.html
    I just figure its reformationist fallout. Fire and brimstone, second coming all that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr View Post
    It's rational if you take the cynical view. Fox News knows this is BS, but still wants to use it to attack Obama. What they don't want is to give any leverage to increasing financial support to the CDC, NIH, the NSF or any other acronyms not owned by Dick Cheney. And they surely do not want to give any leverage to continued funding to support public health in third world countries.
    quite astute, the entire world may be reduced by boiling and evaporative cooling stacks to two simple options: Fox/Cheney Insanity, or "reality." remember, only Fox sells bullshit, nobody else does. and remember, Fox only cares about Dick Cheney, nobody else matters to Fox.

    you have a deep understanding of infotainment media, clearly

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    Good thing all you retards pissed your pants...I mean clearly letting people who you know actually know shit isn't going to work. Neckbeard can you help Obama et al get this one fixed you clearly know everything.....

    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/a8bd8...fficially-over
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmadaBC View Post
    Good thing all you retards pissed your pants...I mean clearly letting people who you know actually know shit isn't going to work. Neckbeard can you help Obama et al get this one fixed you clearly know everything.....

    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/a8bd8...fficially-over
    Right, and how did they accomplish that?

    A: Closing the borders.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/...88d_story.html

    Common sense and Clorox go a long way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgb@etree View Post
    Common sense and Clorox go a long way.
    So do donations to Doctors Without Borders - even if there's no reason to be concerned about Ebola in North America, it's still critically important to support the folks trying to limit the impact of the outbreak in West Africa.
    https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/onetime.cfm
    I donated more to DWB than I will spend on skis this year, hope some of you folks will do some donating, too.
    another Handsome Boy graduate

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgb@etree View Post
    Common sense and Clorox go a long way.
    So do Cubans
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    E-Bully-coming to get you!!!

    How many people die weekly from common cold or flu?

    protect me mr gov. man-lock us all down, we is a scurred of the Eboleeeeeeee--

    PS-having those dolts on the cruise ship die would be a good start. All cruise ships for that matter-Bye Bye buffet flies.

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    Thanks for the reminder.

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    stuff white people like!

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