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  1. #1
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    Rage Call, biatch

    This might have come in handy for some Utards this morning:

    Rage-Call Generator

    (you may be offended... I warned you)

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    i love that thing.
    it would be sweet to have your blackberry out so whenever you need to rifle off a ragecall, you can hit up the ragecall selector.

    Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you monoski-loving fuck stick!

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    kuba, you need to make the view bar wider so you can read some of the longer ragecalls without scrolling down.

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    You take my line and I'll fuck your shit up, you wedge-skiing butt pirate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    kuba, you need to make the view bar wider so you can read some of the longer ragecalls without scrolling down.
    Done and done. But I'm too much of a computer JONG to make it display as two lines if it's too long, so now you have to scroll to the right....

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    this one is good:

    This isn't a five person lift, you goat-raping Texas biaaatch!

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    Go back to Jersey, you dirty-ass Texas biaaatch!
    Totally sweet.

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahah

    sniff...

    bwahahah

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    need more combo's

    get out of the way
    get the fuck off the traverse
    no stopping on the trail
    combined with

    like "Size 44 jacket" and "you fucking sapling" or the classic "Wooo WOOOO Pain Train comin' through"

    combined with things like

    Joey
    JONG
    Touron
    Fucking tourist
    fighting gravity on a daily basis

    WhiteRoom Skis
    Handcrafted in Northern Vermont
    www.whiteroomcustomskis.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinman
    need more combo's
    ...
    like "Size 44 jacket" and "you fucking sapling" or the classic "Wooo WOOOO Pain Train comin' through"
    Thanks. I added these and the other ones were already in there. Just click it a lot...

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    Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate, you snoler-blading tourist!
    should call that the Rage Call instant classic generator. Good work man
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Variation on the above:

    Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate, you snoler-blading cum dumpster!

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    Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate
    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle
    should call that the Rage Call instant classic generator. Good work man
    Yeah, basom gets credit for this one. He and Bill helped out by contributing some of their rage-calling expertise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKuba
    Done and done. But I'm too much of a computer JONG to make it display as two lines if it's too long, so now you have to scroll to the right....
    Change the "rows" attribute of the <textarea> to 2 or more, and then you can change the cols attribute to about 80.

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    bump for some funny shit I had not seen.

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    Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you fart-bag wearing right-to-lifer!

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    Hike faster, you size-44-jacket-wearing sack of shit!
    ..........

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    Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you snoler-blading cum dumpster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    Put your skis down here and i'll throw them out of line, you snoler-blading cum dumpster
    ...........
    "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow"

    Moment skis

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    Fucking awesome (+ bump)

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    "You're ruining the traverse, you camelback wearing anal marauder!"
    We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca

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    You must have learned to ski from General Faggotry, you cocksmoking tourist!

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    My internet friends could kick your ass, you monoski-loving shiteater!

    bwa

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    Ask me about my jumping skis again and I'll shove them up your ass, you snoler-blading cunt!

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    You take my line and I'll fuck your shit up, you wedge-skiing douchebag!

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