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  1. #26
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    You're ruining the pow, you donkey-raping anal marauder!

  2. #27
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    I was here first, you fucking gaywad!

  3. #28
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    Don't be a dick, we're filming here, you wedge-skiing sapling!

  4. #29
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    Best protect your neck because pure radness is on your heels, you ski-tote using sally!

  5. #30
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    I've been skiing here longer than your mom's been alive, you donut-bumping bitch!


    damn, i'm older than icemans mom

  6. #31
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    hahaha

    Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate, you dirty-ass right-to-lifer!

    oh man, either this is really funny or I am just easily amused.

  7. #32
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    That's not a good place to "rest", you cocksmoking moron!

  8. #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    I

    damn, i'm older than icemans mom
    Daddy?


    8910

  9. #34
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    i think my mind just blowed up.

  10. #35
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    I swear I'm a-push you off the traverse, you snoler-blading JONG!

  11. #36
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    This is my mountain, you ski-tote using fuck stick!

  12. #37
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    oh, man, we need to make this an ongoing project

  13. #38
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    yeah, i gotta get kuba to keep putting new ones in. in the mean time:

    Get some chains, you goat-raping gaper!

  14. #39
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    he put some stuff in today but I haven't seen it yet

    Woo WOO Pain Train comin' though, you donut-bumpin' bitch

  15. #40
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    edit, game on!

    your it! haha

    If you turn in front of my straighline on this groomer, I will stick my prophets up your fucking ass, you donut-bumping butt pirate!
    Last edited by basom; 04-29-2005 at 03:37 PM.

  16. #41
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    Talking bumpworthy

    It's a straightline for fuck's sake, if you're gonna make dinky little jump turns then why don't you just call ski patrol and have them hold your hand down it, you dirty asshat moron!
    Last edited by Dantheman; 05-09-2005 at 11:44 AM.

  17. #42
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    Don't look at me, you rear entry boot wearing gaper.

    Time to study up.........
    If you open a second beer and don't miss a beat between sips, is that two beers or just one 24 ouncer? -Tye 1on

  18. #43
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    I'm adding "donut-bumping fuck stick" to my vocabulary, effective immediately.

  19. #44
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    Classic!

  20. #45
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    bump567890

  21. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackie Treehorn
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    Don't you mean "Donut-Bump" you Root sucking TreeHorn?

  22. #47
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    "get some chains you cupcake"

    -jonny from T-pex, lies and duct tape

    dont remember his last name

  23. #48
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    I like those pocket rockets, here are some flowers I picked for you, have a nice day!!
    Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp

  24. #49
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    Yes these spatulas are for skiing, they suck, now shut your yap I'm scoping my line and need to concentrate, you dirty Texan sperm burper!

  25. #50
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    fuck the pole you just dropped and get the fuck on the lift you cum-gargling puddle of extra chunky diarrhea

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