Things that make you feel manly

**skiballs** · 07-06-2014, 08:40 AM

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**arild** · 07-06-2014, 02:07 PM

Getting my wife pregnant. Finished our last just now on July 4, looking forward to a couple of weeks of guilt free, furious masturbation while her lady parts heal up.

**strawjack** · 07-08-2014, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Was holding the door to my office building for a young lady talking on her cellphone who had obviously eaten something sour while smelling cat shit. She barked at me "I can open my own fucking door!" I said OK, let go, and the door started to close. She tried to duck in anyway but misjudged the speed so she walked right into the edge, clocked her head on the door and dropped her phone, cracking it.

She started yelling bloody murder at me and I just smiled, saying "next time someone holds a door open for you maybe you won't be such a bitch." This elderly lady saw the whole thing and comes over to me to tell me not all women are so rude so I opened the door for her.

too bad no video of that scene! gold!

**Marshall Tucker** · 07-08-2014, 11:06 AM

serving a massive ace on match point in the deciding line to win the city quarter-finals for the neighborhood team with pretty much the whole damn neighborhood watching.

That was a good day.

**riser4** · 07-09-2014, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

Always feel kinda tough when I'm laying on the bench, gripping the bar, and getting ready to do a set of bench press. Of course, after the set I usually feel like a skinny little girl. So it's kind of a double edged sword I guess.

Too true.

**chatton18** · 07-09-2014, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by spook

i tell you what, after eating an entire key lime pie and then puking it up, 90 minutes of 105 bikram less than 24 hours later is fucking hell.

oh yeah, i told my best friend about my blue water bath and she said "don't forget about the tampons!"

Spook does yoga?

Loses all manliness here.

On a side note, breaking another guys nose is pretty high on the list

That and drinking wild turkey neat.

SB · 07-09-2014, 02:08 PM

Shooting Wild turkeys and eating their cooked flesh. Gobble gobble

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**riser4** · 07-09-2014, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by arild

Getting my wife pregnant. Finished our last just now on July 4, looking forward to a couple of weeks of guilt free, furious masturbation while her lady parts heal up.

Get the vasectomy now, heal together and before long you can ride bareback with no consequences.