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06-09-2014, 02:21 PM #76Good-lookin' wool
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What if, in order to get your taxes completed, you paid wads of money to be jammed into a metal tube, seated arm-to-arm, with a bunch of smelly, loud jabronis? You aren't allowed to leave, or at this stage of the game, even allowed to piss in a small closet that they provide at either end of this industrial-sized pringles can. Then, your accountant, who has your taxes stashed and held for ransom in a small metal cart that will eventually bang you in your shin, grabs a microphone and starts a comedy routine.
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06-09-2014, 02:53 PM #77Registered User
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Gotta agree, I'm not looking for weak-ass "comedy" on my airline. At least not from the airline. I have some friends I occasionally get to fly with who are genuinely funny.
I want the FAs to get through the preliminaries as easily and painlessly as possible. I know the whole safety speech almost as well as they do, which means I can tune it out and read my book, get some work done, or get to sleep. Until they start into a lame as shit comedy routine instead of the safety speech I was exepcting. At that point they are actually interrupting my train of thought. And NOT in a way that gets me to actually listen to spiel I've heard hundreds of times before.
Not funny, mildly irritating, and certainly not a reason to give someone a raise. When an FA figures out how to get the passengers to deplane 5 minutes faster than they do, now: THAT will deserve a raise, especially on those days I'm sitting in Row 28 because I had to book at the last minute.
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06-09-2014, 06:19 PM #78dickhead
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06-09-2014, 06:51 PM #79
I read a study recently that said there is little difference in time no matter how you board or deplane. Seen the two door option a few times and I like that, tho. Or you can always Go Greyhound...
Some rich bitch once said poor means taking a right when entering the plane.Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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06-09-2014, 07:08 PM #80If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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06-09-2014, 07:27 PM #81
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06-09-2014, 07:31 PM #82Registered User
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06-09-2014, 07:34 PM #83Funky But Chic
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I don't check bags. That's for the little people.
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06-09-2014, 07:36 PM #84
It was not that funny, really.
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06-09-2014, 07:40 PM #85Funky But Chic
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06-09-2014, 07:44 PM #86
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06-09-2014, 07:47 PM #87Funky But Chic
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My midgets travel in the cabin dude.
2 to a seat, but hey.
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06-09-2014, 07:47 PM #88
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06-09-2014, 07:49 PM #89
I'd like to see them pull that shit on a flight out of Vegas.
Save it for flights to Orlando.
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06-09-2014, 07:58 PM #90
Like there is any difference between Vegas and Orlando other than how you blew your cash.
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06-09-2014, 08:03 PM #91
Out of Vegas, into Orlando. I thought there was a distinction, maybe not
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06-09-2014, 08:03 PM #92Funky But Chic
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06-09-2014, 10:37 PM #93
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06-10-2014, 07:28 AM #94
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06-10-2014, 07:50 AM #95
Exactly.
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06-10-2014, 07:54 AM #96
aisle donkies are overpaid it's a marginally skilled profession requiring people skills
now when a couple honkers get sucked into the engine
i gots no problem w/ that cat being well financially compensted"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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06-10-2014, 07:55 AM #97Registered User
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At this point I just give up. I get vertical video given to me every single day. We even have a tips and tricks video to give to people on how to shoot with what they have and they still fucking hold their phones vertical, shoot in front of a bright window so you can't see their face, talk into their webcam with their laptop on their lap so you're looking up their nose and camera shake like you're having a seizure, etc. There comes a time you just throw your hands up and give up. I reached that point about a year ago.
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06-10-2014, 08:04 AM #98
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06-10-2014, 08:08 AM #99Funky But Chic
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rerun, but I like her voice…
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06-10-2014, 08:13 AM #100
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