That new shit

[Alkasquawlik]

Belts that is. Just launched our 2014 Summer line. We could talk techy about it if you guys dig but there isn't much to talk about really. Just comfy, long lasting belts that look fly.

Line up at: http://www.arcadebelts.com/shop/

[jono]

Do you have one with pockets? Know it's a longshot but I really need somewhere to put my hands.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Can I have one?
I'm a fat piggie.

[systemoverblow'd]

Do you have one with pockets? Know it's a longshot but I really need somewhere to put my hands.

Need a place for your thumbs while you're line dancing at the barn dance?

[jono]

Jerry:

...I like to wear a belt when I'm naked. Cause I feel it gives me something, I know I'm naked, but you know, <tugging and lifting belt> I like to get pockets to hang off of the belt that would be, wouldn't that be the ultimate? To be naked and still be able to do this <hand in pocket> I think that would really help a lot.

[angrysasquatch]

Wouldn't you just need one pocket for use in public masturbation..? you know, just so you don't feel all awkward and stuff with your arm hanging at your side...