Most pretentious beard?

[reckless toboggan]

[jgb@etree]

Jealous much? Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[flatlander#2]

Your Mom's.

[crashtestdummy]

I thought a beard actually covered the chin.

[Timberridge]

[that dude who did that thing]

Actually, I htink th emost pretentious of beards is the hipster beard:


That guy in the OP may have actually earned that architectural wonder.

[Hugh Conway]

anyone qho got plugs on their chin
http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster...r-transplants/

[iceman]

anyone qho got plugs on their chin
http://nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster...r-transplants/

"One happy patient is Danny, 27, whose beard used to be so patchy, he was forced to “fill it in” with an eyebrow pencil, he said."

wtf?

[capulin overdrive]

Not really down with the Hipster beard.


But I used to sport a mullet and the faggy one earing thing, so ahh yea!

[Ted Striker]

Actually, I htink th emost pretentious of beards is the hipster beard

I guaranfuckingtee several maggots have that exact beard

[that dude who did that thing]

I guaranfuckingtee several maggots have that exact beard

Was kind of thinking that if we just didn't say anything, we could see who I pissed off and from that figure out who has the beard.

[Hugh Conway]

Was kind of thinking that if we just didn't say anything, we could see who I pissed off and from that figure out who has the beard.

There's several maggot wives who are the beard, but they probably don't post here.

[gretch6364]

Out of curiosity, what exactly defines a hipster beard? I hate hipsters, don't have any hipster friends, don't dress ironically or own any skinny jeans, but I have a decently large beard and I enjoy good beer. Fucking hipsters.

[that dude who did that thing]

Hipsterism is defined by intent, gretch. Who knew sartorial choices were accompanied by mens rea? So the question to ask yourself is why you hav that beard, answer that and you'll know if it's a hipster beard.

[riser4]

Was kind of thinking that if we just didn't say anything, we could see who I pissed off and from that figure out who has the beard.

Nice beard. Not a maggot. And my beard just grows that way if I don't trim it. Of course mine turned white when I was 38. Freaking genes.

[Hugh Conway]

Out of curiosity, what exactly defines a hipster beard? I hate hipsters, don't have any hipster friends, don't dress ironically or own any skinny jeans, but I have a decently large beard and I enjoy good beer. Fucking hipsters.

err - you are a yuppie hipster gretch.

edit: yup, hipsters.

[riser4]

Hipsterism is defined by intent, gretch. Who knew sartorial choices were accompanied by mens rea? So the question to ask yourself is why you hav that beard, answer that and you'll know if it's a hipster beard.

Too lazy to shave. My barber trims my beard much better than I ever could. And if I do shave, my face breaks out something fierce. Damn beard 'fro. Curls back in on itself. That and I can hide a few extra chins under it.

[gretch6364]

I have a beard because I am a man and can. I took a job that I didn't have to wear suits anymore, so I grew it longer. I always thought beards were bad ass and a connection to the woods. Plus it is like natural camo on my face during archery season.

[Tippster]

http://www.amishorhipster.com/

[DaHeel]

I have a beard because I am a man and can. I took a job that I didn't have to wear suits anymore, so I grew it longer. I always thought beards were bad ass and a connection to the woods. Plus it is like natural camo on my face during archery season.

^^^this. "You either have a beard or you married one"

[DasBlunt]

Beard, no mustache is super fucking pretentious.

And FYI, never shave the soul patch womb broom.

[gretch6364]

^^^this. "You either have a beard or you married one"

On the "you married one" point...it doesn't matter if hipsters ruin it or not, I am pretty much stuck with my beard whether I like it or not. The wife has never seen me without it and has made sure I know that she would rather never in the future.

[Ted Striker]

Was kind of thinking that if we just didn't say anything, we could see who I pissed off and from that figure out who has the beard.

Sorry to ruin your fun.

also

[Tippster]

^^^this. "You either have a beard or you married one"

I think we found the pretension...

[DaHeel]

I think we found the pretension...

You're welcome! And I ain't no fucking hipster.