Why do I never catch these guys?!

**stfu&gbtw** · 03-30-2014, 01:52 PM

I was just out for a walk and found someone had decided to use the PP/NT sign at the bottom of my driveway for target practice while I was away on vacation. Every time I encounter this sort of thing two questions immediately come to mind: 1) who are these people who do this sort of shit? 2) why can't I ever catch somebody in the act? Maybe god is trying to spare me the homicide charge by not letting me catch one of these cocksuckers?

spook · 03-30-2014, 01:53 PM

it's your monobrow

**irul&ublo** · 03-30-2014, 01:57 PM

Probably some of crass3000's posse. They are everywhere.

Hugh Conway · 03-30-2014, 02:16 PM

people think you're a cunt in real life.

**rideit** · 03-30-2014, 02:17 PM

you cant afford a spycam?

**LaBelle23** · 03-30-2014, 02:31 PM

You live in Giltucky. Not surprising behavior.

**stfu&gbtw** · 03-30-2014, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

you cant afford a spycam?

I've considered it, but have never followed through. Would need several standalone cams... Most of the trail is more than 1000' from the house and it runs through the property for about 500'. Would rather just hear the shots while I'm home and return fire.

**digitaldeath** · 03-30-2014, 02:35 PM

Nobody likes private property freaks.

**stfu&gbtw** · 03-30-2014, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

Nobody likes private property freaks.

Where do you live? I'm going to come by and shoot at your house for a while.

Hugh Conway · 03-30-2014, 02:46 PM

it's a good thing you've that 200mph wind and rednecks can't correctly correct the windage to shoot your house.

**Benny Profane** · 03-30-2014, 03:54 PM

You have a sign that says PP/NT? What's that mean? Pencil Penis/Not Transgender?

**Tippster** · 03-30-2014, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

I was just out for a walk and found someone had decided to use the PP/NT sign at the bottom of my driveway for target practice while I was away on vacation. Every time I encounter this sort of thing two questions immediately come to mind: 1) who are these people who do this sort of shit? 2) why can't I ever catch somebody in the act? Maybe god is trying to spare me the homicide charge by not letting me catch one of these cocksuckers?

You would kill someone for shooting at a sign?

**irul&ublo** · 03-30-2014, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

Where do you live?

He and his peeps are everywhere

**digitaldeath** · 03-30-2014, 04:42 PM

We are ubiquitous

**stfu&gbtw** · 03-30-2014, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

You would kill someone for shooting at a sign?

I would shoot somebody for shooting at my house. The sign is at the bottom of my drive and my house is behind it. But basically, yeah. Come on my property and start shooting and your ass is getting shot.

**Meadow Skipper** · 03-30-2014, 06:39 PM

Sounds like an inside job. You sure about your family?

Hugh Conway · 03-30-2014, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

I would shoot somebody for shooting at my house. The sign is at the bottom of my drive and my house is behind it. But basically, yeah. Come on my property and start shooting and your ass is getting shot.

maybe you should post this on the sign instead of the internet? we're already impressed with your prowess.

**flatlander#2** · 03-30-2014, 07:56 PM

You live in Clear Creek County, the signs come that way.

**east or bust** · 03-30-2014, 08:40 PM

**digitaldeath** · 03-30-2014, 09:55 PM

Yup. Private property freak ready to shoot anybody infringing on his "land" or his "rights"

Typical pussy shit

**Kenny Satch** · 03-31-2014, 05:57 AM

put up another sign that says "if you shoot any of these signs it only proves your momma sucks jiz juice from the homeless" or "you shoot like a fairy so next time let your toothless mom do the shooting"

this will do 1 of 2 things
1. they will come around more often to spite and you can finally catch them in the act
or
2. realizing you're more fucked then them they'll stay away.

option 1 is more like it

**irul&ublo** · 03-31-2014, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

We are ubiquitous

Like herpes

**Skistack** · 03-31-2014, 07:58 AM

And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you the right?"
"To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in"
"If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner"

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 03-31-2014, 08:33 AM

I always thought that Tesla wrote that song...now I feel like the 90's were stolen from me.

I mean, what next; Milli Vanilli didn't really perform their songs and MC Hammer wasn't "2 legit 2 quit"????

OP, welcome to hick country, city slicker.....you ain't from 'round here, huh?

**stfu&gbtw** · 03-31-2014, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Skistack

And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you the right?"
"To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in"
"If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner"

I'm more than happy to debate the merits of property ownership with anyone, but only if they're hosting the debate...