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03-24-2014, 03:23 PM #26
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03-24-2014, 03:47 PM #27
Queue the Phoebe Cates pool scene from Fast Times.
"Hi Dhelihiker, You know how cute I always though you were..."
Link NSFW, obviously: http://www.metacafe.com/embed/115124/
Didn't embed to keep the thread SFW.
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03-24-2014, 04:14 PM #28
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03-24-2014, 04:27 PM #29Registered User
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baby ruth!
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03-24-2014, 05:02 PM #30
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03-24-2014, 07:08 PM #31
Que the TGR synchronized swim team.
watch out for snakes
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03-24-2014, 07:38 PM #32
I'M A DUMB CUNT THAT IS SOOO FUCKIN' RICH I BOUGHT A HOUSE WITH A POOL, BUT CAN'T AFFORD TO HIRE A POOL GUY TO MAINTAIN IT. HELP!!!!!!! (FUCKING MORON)
Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER
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03-24-2014, 07:43 PM #33
If you have kids, it'll be one of the best investments you make. They'll love it, swim most days in the summer, and get away from the tv. Coffee and Baileys in the morning watching them and beers in the evening. Cheers.
If you don't, then enjoy the next year or two..before you get tired of it.
Say no every so often when people ask to come over.
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03-24-2014, 08:10 PM #34
Don't forget the Schmitts...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5dd_1347107772Last edited by TomCrac; 03-24-2014 at 10:55 PM.
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03-24-2014, 08:23 PM #35
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03-24-2014, 08:36 PM #36Registered User
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A pool might still be cheaper than owning a boat ?
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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03-24-2014, 08:39 PM #37trenchman
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buy a boat and the next thing you'll need is a waterfront property
b.
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03-24-2014, 08:43 PM #38Registered User
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SO I am trying to figure out how a pool fits into that 3 F rule, if it flys, floats or fucks it will be cheaper for you to rent?
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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03-24-2014, 09:16 PM #39Hey d-bag - here's something for you to think about: maybe (just maybe) not everybody here has their little panties in a wad 24/7 and flies into a rage whenever somebody disagrees with them. Maybe these same mags don't take this place uber-seriously. Maybe this even includes the vast majority of the people who post here as opposed to you and like 20 other thin-skinned douchebags. Just something to think about. -JER
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03-24-2014, 10:30 PM #40
Don't run the heat and get a poolboy you spacefag
Zone Controller
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03-25-2014, 09:22 AM #41
^^ I lul'd...
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03-25-2014, 11:04 AM #42
^^^
For some reason I did too. Advice put bluntly sometimes around here can be worth a chuckle.I still call it The Jake.
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03-25-2014, 12:03 PM #43Registered User
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RTFM?
Then go swimming.
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03-25-2014, 12:23 PM #44spook Guest
pools are a pain the ass unless you're paying somebody to keep it up or are disciplined.
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03-25-2014, 01:08 PM #45
I don't get all the "pool's are a PIA" comments. I spend very little time maintaining my pool. I'm a grown man, so ya, I do it myself. It was great when the kids were little. Now I just like to sit on my patio with a beer, watch a Giants game and enjoy the ambiance that being next to water creates. I hardly ever swim in it. I do enjoy the occasional stoned and drunk midnight skinny dip though. Is that TMI?
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03-25-2014, 01:15 PM #46spook Guest
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03-25-2014, 01:28 PM #47
invite spook over to play Uboat
another unrelated Caddy shack ref jus becaus
watch out for snakes
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03-25-2014, 01:43 PM #48
Man, now pools?
Is there anything you fuckers don't hate?
It is water for christ sakes. What do you hate about water?
edit- oh, and boats are way more maintenance and $$.
Plus:
you don't need a dually diesel to pull a big pool.
A small pool still fits your whole family.
A small pool is still useable on a windy day.
Every time you use your pool, you don't have to pay to fill it back up.
Buying a pool doesn't make you wish you lived on the water so you could use you pool more often.
You don't have to pay someone to store your pool.
You don't need a 3rd garage to park your pool.
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03-25-2014, 01:55 PM #49Registered User
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It totally depends on your local water and land. During heavy summer time, you will probably need to add water to make up for evaporation. If your water sucks, it may screw up your balance. Trees, pollen, wind, dirt, etc. can also have a negative effect. I know people who barely need to touch their chemicals and others that have to battle to keep it clean all summer long. So yes, if you get in the groove after a season and have good luck, maintaining can be cake. But it can be a major PITA.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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03-25-2014, 02:17 PM #50spook Guest
i love pools. i just haven't known a single person who took care of his without help. if you live around a lot of trees, it's more work. plus, they make me nervous with kids. not saying i wouldn't do it, but i wouldn't go out of my way to get one. la fitness serves my purposes and there's a fun pool for the kid not far away.
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