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  1. #6751
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    Vail Pass closed EB, just before I get on to head to the Basin.

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    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    Vail Pass closed EB, just before I get on to head to the Basin.

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    With this weather forecast, you should have known better and left by 5. Actually surprised it opened at 9...for a little while at least. You make it later and did you get double-dipped on the way home?
    Spring storms like this put the shit in show.

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    I turned around at about 830, went to the Cascade, and hiked with the dog. Then grabbed a sixer of Stone IPA (at fucking shitty market, by the way - so awesome). Not the worst day.

    Will try again in the morning, leaving at 630am this time.
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    I turned around at about 830, went to the Cascade, and hiked with the dog. Then grabbed a sixer of Stone IPA (at fucking shitty market, by the way - so awesome). Not the worst day.

    Will try again in the morning, leaving at 630am this time.
    There was over a foot in town in a lot of places. And the poor trees took a beating. Not as bad as times before, but not good.

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    Quite the semi wreckage sitting on the side of I70 WB near the bottom of the west side of Vail Pass. Water bottles everywhere, cab turned over, trailer in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Quite the semi wreckage sitting on the side of I70 WB near the bottom of the west side of Vail Pass. Water bottles everywhere, cab turned over, trailer in pieces.
    Saw that today. My wife had just given me shit for drinking the bottled water in a hotel room and told me that I was killing the planet. I just had to laugh and point out how all those plastic bottles on the highway were going the same place the one I drank was. She didn't seem it was as funny as I did.

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    hey gaper go home
    for all you people who spent the winter sitting at home in arvada, westiminster, aurora, littleton, lakewood, even ohio, iowa, and oklahoma, thanks for coming up to the mountains this weekend to kick off the summer
    put your cell phone down, if you need to gape out maybe pull the car over
    going ten to twenty mph below the speed limit so you can take in all the great mountain views that you moved to colorado for is right up there
    and when that two lane highway that you were doing 15 under the posted speed limit opens with a pasing lane suddenly you have to speed right up and not let anyone pass you?
    I know there are lots of curves on mountain passes and your all excited to see snow, sure it's almost june and there is a shit ton on the ground, but please pull the fuck over and go play in it
    and christ almighty is buying a camper to use three times a year the only way to get colorado cred, having that parked in your in your yard for fifty weeks a year makes you a "camper"
    and old people, shouldn't they take your licensce away at age 65? talk about people driving with no goal or reason
    and yeah I'm riding your ass in third gear as you cunt up the left lane because your too scared on the downhill and you have poor driving skills and all I smell is what is left of your brakes as fearfully decend a mountain pass


    and fyi the cops are loving the westbound decent from the top of vail pass this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    and when that two lane highway that you were doing 15 under the posted speed limit opens with a pasing lane suddenly you have to speed right up and not let anyone pass you?
    This is the absolute worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    hey gaper go home
    for all you people who spent the winter sitting at home in arvada, westiminster, aurora, littleton, lakewood, even ohio, iowa, and oklahoma, thanks for coming up to the mountains this weekend to kick off the summer
    put your cell phone down, if you need to gape out maybe pull the car over
    going ten to twenty mph below the speed limit so you can take in all the great mountain views that you moved to colorado for is right up there
    and when that two lane highway that you were doing 15 under the posted speed limit opens with a pasing lane suddenly you have to speed right up and not let anyone pass you?
    I know there are lots of curves on mountain passes and your all excited to see snow, sure it's almost june and there is a shit ton on the ground, but please pull the fuck over and go play in it
    and christ almighty is buying a camper to use three times a year the only way to get colorado cred, having that parked in your in your yard for fifty weeks a year makes you a "camper"
    and old people, shouldn't they take your licensce away at age 65? talk about people driving with no goal or reason
    and yeah I'm riding your ass in third gear as you cunt up the left lane because your too scared on the downhill and you have poor driving skills and all I smell is what is left of your brakes as fearfully decend a mountain pass


    and fyi the cops are loving the westbound decent from the top of vail pass this year
    Solid rant.
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Quite the semi wreckage sitting on the side of I70 WB near the bottom of the west side of Vail Pass. Water bottles everywhere, cab turned over, trailer in pieces.
    EPIC
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    Solid rant.
    Yep. 4 out of 5 stars. Would have gotten a solid 5 out of 5 with punctuation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Yep. 4 out of 5 stars. Would have gotten a solid 5 out of 5 with punctuation.
    That rant described my weekend in Breck and Vail. Also, pedestrians: GTFO of the bike lane! And yes, it snows in the Rockies in late May/June

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    and when that two lane highway that you were doing 15 under the posted speed limit opens with a pasing lane suddenly you have to speed right up and not let anyone pass you?
    This is not limited to front rangers, this is some weird phenomenon that exists everywhere. And is annoying AF.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    That rant described my weekend in Breck and Vail. Also, pedestrians: GTFO of the bike lane! And yes, it snows in the Rockies in late May/June
    Take it to the OFFICIAL bike lane bitching thread, newb
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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Also, stop FaceTiming in nature. Your cousin in Ohio doesn’t really care about snow on Loveland Pass.

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    Shitbag that killed the people with the lumber truck made bail.

    Think July 14th arraignment. Will be interesting to see if he's still in the country by then.


    Can't believe he got bonded. Do the courts make the bond companies pay up when somebody skips?

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    He got donations for bail from gofundme.

    He is court ordered to stay in Colorado.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capulin overdrive View Post
    Shitbag that killed the people with the lumber truck made bail.

    Think July 14th arraignment. Will be interesting to see if he's still in the country by then.


    Can't believe he got bonded. Do the courts make the bond companies pay up when somebody skips?
    colorado lawyer of the year rob cory looking like shit high on bong hits and drunk on pepermint schnaps has assured the public that his client did nothing wrong and will not skip out on bail

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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    If yur gonna run the 20mph roadblock, ya might wanna actually be moving some snow.
    Again tonight... 37 degrees and rain.

    Plows side by side the entire fucking way down Vail Pass, causing a clusterfuck behind them.

    Strong work CDOT
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    The key is to charge the lead plow like there’s no fucking way you’re not going for it. The trail plow might take his foot off the gas in shock which helps a lot, but either way then you shoot the gap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    Again tonight... 37 degrees and rain.

    Plows side by side the entire fucking way down Vail Pass, causing a clusterfuck behind them.

    Strong work CDOT
    Glad I missed that. Made a trip to Avon and back around 6pm. Roads were fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I knew it! It really is so crowded that people don't go there anymore. Yogi was a visionary.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Bring the traction laws and the tractionless will follow.

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    Seems like a good place for a train.....

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