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  1. #6851
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    A) If it was an easy, no traffic commute to the mountains on a magnificent, freshly paved, heated, snow free, 10 lane highway, you would still have dickheads in Jeep Grand Cherokees driving 100 mph, tailgating and eventually rolling their vehicles in front of a semi, causing hours of backups.

    B) The mountains are full, why does everyone think we need to fix this whole I70 traffic thing? It is a valve, and the only thing keeping the mountain towns from being ruined even more. Let people stay home and avoid skiing on weekends because they are afraid of traffic! I'm gonna let you folks in on a little secret: Occupancy and sales for mountain businesses are through the roof! That sure as hell ain't because I70 was better this season.

    C) I want a monorail so that I can go to concerts in the city without driving and there better be a goddamned bar car.

  2. #6852
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    Quote Originally Posted by shredgnar View Post
    there better be a goddamned bar car.
    We need to hurry up with turning all driving over to our robot overlords, then every car is a bar car
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

  3. #6853
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    We need to hurry up with turning all driving over to our robot overlords, then every car is a bar car
    By the time that happens I'll be heli skiing with my drone.

  4. #6854
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    We need to hurry up with turning all driving over to our robot overlords, then every car is a bar car
    This is the correct answer.

  5. #6855
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    Google tells me that a high speed lift goes 12mpg - Google Maps says 20 miles from Idaho Springs to A-Basin, another 6 to Keystone and then 10 to Breck

    Parking lot at Idaho Springs and 3hrs lift ride later and your at Breck - has to be less than a billion, right?

    Make them heated seats and with a bubble, grab a sixer for the ride home

  6. #6856
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    I'd check your Google maps again.
    And if a high speed lift gets 12mpg, that'd be amazing.
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

  7. #6857
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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    I’ll bring this thread back around. Make 285 a real highway to Fairplay and/or tunnel through Mosquito Pass. Give people more options than one falling apart highway.

    Or better yet: make Cheyenne or Sinclair WY the next big thing.
    Why would those ever be the next big thing?

  8. #6858
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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    I'd check your Google maps again.
    And if a high speed lift gets 12mpg, that'd be amazing.
    My mileage was as the crow flies - no need to follow the highway, but don't drop your glove

  9. #6859
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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    And if a high speed lift gets 12mpg, that'd be amazing.
    The units are obviously Miles Per Galactic year. 12mpg is slow AF
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    All ye punterz! Leave thine stupid heavy skis in the past, or at least in the resort category, for the age of lightweight pussy sticks is upon us! Behold! Keep up with the randocommandos on their carbon blades of shortness! Break thine tibias into spiral splinters with pintech extravagance!

  10. #6860
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    Oops - 12mph instead of mpg (which is likely about .1mpg)

  11. #6861
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    Cops cops cops on I-70. Pulling over fast fred and his convoy.

  12. #6862
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    Quote Originally Posted by zartagen View Post
    Cops cops cops on I-70. Pulling over fast fred and his convoy.
    radar detector
    listening to lots of country music these days while driving around, keeps me mellow and happy
    all these punters can have this town for the week
    does anyone drive around with their windows down anymore?
    is there anyone left in texas? think they are all colorado

  13. #6863
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    Holy fuck i70 in the summer

  14. #6864
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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    The end of a holiday weekend.... shit, any day last week was bound to be a disaster.

  15. #6865
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    285 was just fine yesterday morning. Until the rollover accident that stopped us dead for 90 minutes. I'm sure that didn't help the holiday CF.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

  16. #6866
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    does anyone drive around with their windows down anymore?
    This. Kinda thought it was just me that noticed it.
    go upside down.

  17. #6867
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    The I-70 deer herd is out of control. I took action into my own hands.
    the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs

  18. #6868
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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    The I-70 deer herd is out of control. I took action into my own hands.
    Ouch.

    I got one a couple weeks ago. Gonna be weeks to get repairs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

  19. #6869
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    Rock slide in Boulder Canyon (road was closed)
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  20. #6870
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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Rock slide in Boulder Canyon (road was closed)
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    should make my solo ride in Ned tonight EXTRA quiet. Which is cool. And a wee bit scary.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

  21. #6871
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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Rock slide in Boulder Canyon (road was closed)
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    WTF does that have to do with I70, JONG?

  22. #6872
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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    WTF does that have to do with I70, JONG?
    This thread jumped into bitching of all Colorado roads long ago.

  23. #6873
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    Quote Originally Posted by wkd-rdr View Post
    The I-70 deer herd is out of control. I took action into my own hands.

    Were your windows down?
    Just kidding hope you’re alright.

  24. #6874
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    Came back up the hill Sunday afternoon about 5-ish. I was amazed how good EB traffic was. Heading down on Thursday I saw that there was in fact many people heading up, so peeps must have adjusted or I caught it at some mystical space in time.

  25. #6875
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    should make my solo ride in Ned tonight EXTRA quiet. Which is cool. And a wee bit scary.
    And as expected, the only people I saw were in the parking lot. Entire ride, not a soul.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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