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  1. #10576
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post

    Why do you go to the front range weekly?
    Well good rub and tugs on west Colfax or Havana

    Work

    Desire to want to live on and be part of the real colorado called the front range

    Entertainment and exercise

    Small mtn towns w ski resorts suck dick

    Jerusalem Cafe

    Endless mostly I hate breckenridge

  2. #10577
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Well good rub and tugs on west Colfax or Havana
    Got some recs on that?

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Work
    Drug mule

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Desire to want to live on and be part of the real colorado called the front range
    Truth. Real Colorado is definetly not Lauren Boebert district. Plus, Real Colorado has Bass Pro Shop.

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Entertainment and exercise
    Rub & Tugs?

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Small mtn towns w ski resorts suck dick
    Truth. This is something that's not talked about enough. Small mtn towns do suck dick. Who the fuck wants to go to the grocery store and see Fred from work? Fred, you fucking suck and I don't want (or need) to chat with you at the grocery store.

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Jerusalem Cafe
    No idea what this is.

    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    Endless mostly I hate breckenridge
    Breck is like the ski town social media whore. All fucking fluff. Caked with makeup. Always doing the same dumbass TikTok dance and re-posting with the same dumb fucking bathroom mirror background.

  3. #10578
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    Jerusalem Cafe is great
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  4. #10579
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    Jerusalem would be a whole lot better if they could figure out how to have clean bathrooms. Or correct that to say how could I eat there when the cooks use those bathrooms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    Jerusalem would be a whole lot better if they could figure out how to have clean bathrooms. Or correct that to say how could I eat there when the cooks use those bathrooms.

    I saw a special on food safety. They asked an health inspector, how patrons could tell if a kitchen was clean. He said to look at the bathrooms.
    If they’re not cleaning them, they probably don’t clean the kitchen either.

  6. #10581
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    not my fault 90% of colorado chooses the wrong time and wrong day to drive I70
    this weekend should be all time hopefully it snows just enough tomake everyones life living hell
    espically the gaper crowd that is gonna show up this weekend to look at pretty snow scupltures I might just get drunk and head down there myself

    nice work buddy got me made
    totally hate living in a ski town place sucks for sure specially when all the posers fill up town

    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    Got some recs on that?


    Drug mule


    Truth. Real Colorado is definetly not Lauren Boebert district. Plus, Real Colorado has Bass Pro Shop.


    Rub & Tugs?


    Truth. This is something that's not talked about enough. Small mtn towns do suck dick. Who the fuck wants to go to the grocery store and see Fred from work? Fred, you fucking suck and I don't want (or need) to chat with you at the grocery store.


    No idea what this is.


    Breck is like the ski town social media whore. All fucking fluff. Caked with makeup. Always doing the same dumbass TikTok dance and re-posting with the same dumb fucking bathroom mirror background.
    I'm ski town media whore
    and I bought a chunk of black walnut for my fireplace mantel the other day doug fir just aint doing it check out my insta for photos of ballers at play life and work

  7. #10582
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    jeez get out on the mountain for some laps, fred. things are skiing well right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leshphilling77 View Post
    jeez get out on the mountain for some laps, fred. things are skiing well right now.
    dude
    just here to be the biggest dip shit on the mtn nothing more

  9. #10584
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    haven't eaten at Jerusalem in over 10 years, don't recall the bathrooms.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  10. #10585
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    bathrooms are nasty place is a shit hole food is top notch specially if you like eating in an old gas station/tent

    most people should just never leave there house the real world is scary and dirty and filled with people who don't give a fuck about you
    staying at home posting on and constandtly scanning social media is much safer and you can control everything

    I'd suggest everyone stay home this weekend

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    This is the worst regional stoke thread on this site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    This is the worst regional stoke thread on this site.
    Or the best one IMO

  13. #10588
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    This is the worst regional stoke thread on this site.
    You must be lost, this isn't a stoke thread, it's for bitching.

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    Colorado doesn't have a regional stoke thread, we're stokeless.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    You must be lost, this isn't a stoke thread, it's for bitching.
    Oh, I get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    Oh, I get it.
    I mean, it does spell it out in the title...

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    sorry I was joking around in a bitch thread. carry on.

  18. #10593
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    Serious shit here
    Where we try to deepen the divide between front range tunnel trash and mtn people

  19. #10594
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Colorado doesn't have a regional stoke thread, we're stokeless.
    Better than being feckless, I suppose. Or hairless.
    The older I get, the faster I was.






    Punch it, Chewie.

    Damn he seems cool.

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    Fred, I hope you weren't driving down to Denver this evening...

    From Fox 31: A semi-truck crash closed Interstate 70 eastbound Thursday night at Idaho Springs.

    Colorado State Patrol tweeted about the crash at 8:12 p.m. and said it would be an “extended closure.”


    https://kdvr.com/traffic/semi-rollov...idaho-springs/

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    I have to go on I70 tomorrow right after the lifts close. I'm skared.

    Fuck Safeway tonight. Did they come in a day early? OK, Thursday is the new Friday, but wtf? Can you park straight and not clip my ankles flying through the aisles and not pull a 20 point U turn in the rows at 0.000001 mph while I grab your shoulder and jump over yelling "PERMISO!".
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I have to go on I70 tomorrow right after the lifts close. I'm skared.

    Fuck Safeway tonight. Did they come in a day early? OK, Thursday is the new Friday, but wtf? Can you park straight and not clip my ankles flying through the aisles and not pull a 20 point U turn in the rows at 0.000001 mph while I grab your shoulder and jump over yelling "PERMISO!".
    All the remote worker turds who went back to hybrid schedules have fridays off now.

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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Friday 7:20am and there’s already a maroon red snake on Floyd Hill. Fucking hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andy m View Post
    Fred, I hope you weren't driving down to Denver this evening...

    From Fox 31: A semi-truck crash closed Interstate 70 eastbound Thursday night at Idaho Springs.

    Colorado State Patrol tweeted about the crash at 8:12 p.m. and said it would be an “extended closure.”


    https://kdvr.com/traffic/semi-rollov...idaho-springs/
    nope headed west man very soon away from this junk show for awhile
    did one trip tuesday so easy
    got someone else to do my pick up on wednesday was a little nervous but they came through for me
    sucks to be a front range lemming

    think I'll get wasted tonight and pee on the snow scupltures and get arrrested

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Friday 7:20am and there’s already a maroon red snake on Floyd Hill. Fucking hell.
    Google Maps shows there's an accident at the bottom of Floyd Hill.

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