OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

**fastfred** · 11-21-2019, 01:35 PM

Denver and back. No issues. Shitier down there.

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**summit** · 11-21-2019, 02:36 PM

That crash on US6 looked awful driving by it. The pickup is a crushed mess. RIP

**Danno** · 11-22-2019, 11:57 PM

Ridesharing app for skiing, can it work? https://www.summitdaily.com/news/new...the-mountains/

**MakersTeleMark** · 11-23-2019, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by Bean

Horrible.

I don't know how I'll be able to sleep at night. Did they check for tire tread depth?

**Telemarketeer** · 11-23-2019, 01:44 PM

Satellite report from I75. Half the people are driving 10 under in the left and right lane. The other half are driving double the speed limit. Amazing, people still crash on flat dry roads here. Like a lot.

**RonMexico** · 11-23-2019, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Ridesharing app for skiing, can it work? https://www.summitdaily.com/news/new...the-mountains/

Won’t work.

Buddy of mine launched the same exact concept 7-ish years ago with an app, website - the whole deal. Did a ton of marketing and spent a bunch of time at various industry events across the front range. Bottom line is gas is too cheap and coordinating pickups/drop-offs isn’t worth the headache of making an extra few bucks.

**Soups** · 11-23-2019, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by RonMexico

Won’t work.

Buddy of mine launched the same exact concept 7-ish years ago with an app, website - the whole deal. Did a ton of marketing and spent a bunch of time at various industry events across the front range. Bottom line is gas is too cheap and coordinating pickups/drop-offs isn’t worth the headache of making an extra few bucks.

Ski carpool? I used it a couple times. It was handy on solo days. I wondered whatever happened with it.

**The SnowShow** · 11-25-2019, 05:26 PM

What is it with fucktards camping in the left lane going 55 on I70. The right lane on hills is pretty much the passing lane. So fucking retarded, move the fuck over!

**MakersTeleMark** · 11-25-2019, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by The SnowShow

What is it with fucktards camping in the left lane going 55 on I70. The right lane on hills is pretty much the passing lane. So fucking retarded, move the fuck over!

I believe we have 180 pages discussing this.

Psyched for the I-70 drama in the next day or so.

**skaredshtles** · 11-25-2019, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by The SnowShow

What is it with fucktards camping in the left lane going 55 on I70. The right lane on hills is pretty much the passing lane. So fucking retarded, move the fuck over!

But then they'll gum up the de facto passing (right) lane.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 11-25-2019, 06:13 PM

What is this storm called?

I propose "Winter Storm Bama Not in the Playoffs".

**The SnowShow** · 11-25-2019, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

I believe we have 180 pages discussing this.

Psyched for the I-70 drama in the next day or so.

I know, but sometimes it just has to be said again. It’s fucking enraging when 10 cars all come up to one car and all 10 go to the right lane to pass. How is someone so stupid?

**Telemarketeer** · 11-25-2019, 07:47 PM

Can’t wait to hear about the carnage with this next storm coming in over the holiday weekend. Be safe y’all. Hail Saban!

**fastfred** · 11-26-2019, 08:09 AM

need to goto denver today
co dot web site is fucked thanks to top notch goverment workers
I'm too stupid to figure out waze website
my first appointment was cancelled this morning because front rangers are top notch pussies when it comes to snow and driving in bad weather
so what's a guy to do?
is the highway open? If I drive down what's the chances I'll spend the night in arvada? or have to wait till midnight to drive home?

**smmokan** · 11-26-2019, 08:43 AM

It means don’t drive to Denver. There’s 12-18” of snow in a metro area of 3 million. No ones doing anything today other than shoveling and having fun in the snow. If you think people who live in Summit and Eagle County are better drivers in the snow, then you’re a moron. There are just fewer of you.

Oh, and learn to use Google Maps.

**Telemarketeer** · 11-26-2019, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by smmokan

It means don’t drive to Denver. There’s 12-18” of snow in a metro area of 3 million. No ones doing anything today other than shoveling and having fun in the snow. If you think people who live in Summit and Eagle County are better drivers in the snow, then you’re a moron. There are just fewer of you.

Oh, and learn to use Google Maps.

Somebody just got triggered by a fastfred post.

**Skistack** · 11-26-2019, 09:18 AM

Plot twist - WB closed at Floyd Hill due to rock slide!

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**The SnowShow** · 11-26-2019, 09:28 AM

Next up: semi fire or a boat in a trailer left in the right lane.

**fastfred** · 11-26-2019, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by smmokan

It means don’t drive to Denver. There’s 12-18” of snow in a metro area of 3 million. No ones doing anything today other than shoveling and having fun in the snow. If you think people who live in Summit and Eagle County are better drivers in the snow, then you’re a moron. There are just fewer of you.

Oh, and learn to use Google Maps.

broseph computers and technology are stupid

and yeah like people in mountain towns can drive better than the average front ranger
was doing 65 plus last night between silverthorne and breck in rear wheel drive in my 2500, back end slipped out a couple times no problem just stear into it, all gas no breaks your just fine

front rangers are so soft, woulda love to see my shrink this morning down there

**adrenalated** · 11-26-2019, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by fastfred

If I drive down what's the chances I'll spend the night in arvada?

How good is your tinder game?

**fastfred** · 11-26-2019, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by adrenalated

How good is your tinder game?

pretty easy with the beat up moms in arvada and wheat ridge
boulder girls are alittle tougher

**skaredshtles** · 11-26-2019, 10:31 AM

Fucking boomers either need to USE their "There's Somebody Next To You In a Big Red Truck" mirror-indicators or get the FUCK off the road when it's shitty out.

**MiddleOfNight** · 11-26-2019, 11:24 AM

EageVail:
They're saying EB is open ..
WB still closed.

Multiple vehicle hazmat fatal. Dang.

https://www.vaildaily.com/news/i-70-...snowy-tuesday/

**Foggy_Goggles** · 11-26-2019, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by smmokan

It means don’t drive to Denver. There’s 12-18” of snow in a metro area of 3 million. No ones doing anything today other than shoveling and having fun in the snow. If you think people who live in Summit and Eagle County are better drivers in the snow, then you’re a moron. There are just fewer of you.

Oh, and learn to use Google Maps.

Wait...didn't you move to Eagle or some shit? You're doing it wrong. You are supposed to wave the local flag and laugh at the front rangers while simultaneously vocalizing you displeasure with the ways of the mountains and proclaiming how much better it would be if it were city-fied.